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Best One LinersOk, m0l0t0v has given me an idea:
best one liners
come one, come all, bring your or someone else's best one liners heard on roosterteeth, not comedians, not movies
be they off color, spelled horrifically, stupid, or just taken out of context, submit them to me, and after being voted on, they will be displayed with the name of the sayer.
when you submit, please say who said it. i'm not a mind reader.
i hope that this will become a large page. there's no limit to how many you can have. think of it as your chance to have the world see your best quotes.
The One-Liners:I am a rock. A squishy one, but a rock nonetheless. - tesla_jaxx
No Tesla, I don't think we're all masturbating in here - m0l0t0v
In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penises, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship. - m0l0t0v
Whenever someone types in caps lock, I always picture them as some loud, annoying, and obnoxious douche - machinimarox
i like me, but myself thinks that me is an idiot. and me thinks that myself doesn't know what he is going on about. I agree with me. - bread3411
Only in america can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white girl - The_Ewoks
That doesn't make you gay. It became gay when you gave me the reach around and then jacked me off and got me all messy. I was covered both ways. - sphinxter
i guess the only thing this website teaches me, or continues to show me that... " people suck!" - hooyuyuyu157
NEVER! I will fight off old age with a stick til the day that I die! - TattoLost
Garlic Bread? Garilc...and Bread? Not in My Life time - Peter Kay - submitted by bread3411
Im not a vegetarion because i love animals...im a vegetarian because i hate plants... - NinjaJesus
Up For Voting:Never bring loser bullets to a gun fight. - unitup
So, you know, that I know, that your pretending that you don't know that I know, but i'm pretending to know nothing about knowing that you know about me knowing. - bread4311
I'm not so sure I like the idea of HD porn. Being able to see, in HD clarity every ass-pimple and hair isn't my idea of fun. - m0l0t0v
It's always funny until someone gets hurt...then, it gets hilarious. - spartan0666
as for voting: put down the number and yes or no
example:1 yes
2 yes
3 . . etc please vote on each entry
Whenever I update, I will be deleting votes/submissions, just to keep it from getting confusing.
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