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Headache??We live in a time where I am the most powerful man on the planet, and at times after I've had brillant battles with strange aliens, grown a monkeys tail and screamed alot I get those nasty head pains. Sometimes I feel as if I should beat out my brains with a hammer, but now there is a subtle approach to removing those awful head pains. Introducing Alphabang, this is brillantly designed tablet and we shall explain how it works, the tablet is inserted in your mouth where it quickly splits up. The first part acts as a decoy, luring the unexpecting headache out, the second and third move around back to cut of all escape routes, numbers five and six dressed as old women move closer to ask for help across the road, numbers seven to nine pull up in a van and begin shouting slander at the aformentioned headache, this causes the headache's to quickly become distracted and cause him to start through punches at them, while this is in progress ten and eleven roll up and arrest him, number twelve fills out the paper work and number thirteen makes comments about it's wife and number 14? well his just there for the ride. This new technology is sure to remove even the worst of head pains.
Brought to by Swinging Moose Corp. More Moose then you can handle.
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