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My Gamer Story (Frag Out)
This is a goodbye blog but because I’m me and because my brain NEVER works in the same order as everyone else’s I’m not going to tell you the standard “this is how it all ends” story. Instead, I’ll tell you how it all began.
Not the generic, interview “how did you get to be a Frag Doll” version, but the real from my head and my heart story of how I ended up here.
I will write it in the only way I know how; improper and in true A.D.D. style. I will write as if I was writing in my personal diary. I will recap some events; I will be more detailed with others. I will ramble on at times. I will misquote and paraphrase conversations, but I will tell my gamer story as I have always seen it in my head......
READ MORE.....My Gamer Story
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I Got Caught Cheating!I Got Caught Cheating!
So I’m chilling in Honor Hold the other day playing my character Strawberry, a 64 Warlock gnome, looking for a group to help me kill some random elite (This sentence can also be translated as: I was playing World of Warcraft). I came across a little boy gnome that said he needed to kill the same guy; so we partnered up and defeated the monster. When turning in the quest, we were both rewarded with pretty good chest pieces. Out of excitement I had Strawberry start dancing with the little gnome. I guess my booty shaking moves turned the little gnome on, because he began to strip down to his underwear and danced with me. It was very cute to watch, so I decided to take my clothes off, too (only to add to the adorable factor, of course). After fifteen minutes of dancing I decided I needed to get back to questing. We both gave each other a kiss goodbye, and I went on my way. About a minute later the little gnome yells, “Come back, my love! I miss you!” So I reply, “I will never forget you!” Keep in mind, when you yell to someone in the game, all other players in the same area can read it. Well, yelling was a bad idea because Handsome (JB, my real life husband) just so happened to be in Honor Hold. So he reads this and thinks, ‘What the hell? Who the hell?’ and comes to investigate the situation.
Meanwhile, I decide to take a 10 minute break from the game and lay down in the middle of the road (still naked) and go to sleep. As I was doing this, I see the little gnome run up to me and say, “Yes, she is all mine.” Curious to see what he would do, I just sat back and watched my screen. The little gnome began to dance over my body and said things like, “ You like that, my love?” I’m cracking up at this point. Two little gnomes pretending to get it on is a funny sight, until of course, I see a BIG ASS Dranei run up and shout, “WTF?”
I’m sure you can imagine how the story went from here, but I will provide you the dialog because it played out just like a movie.
Handsome: WTF?
Strawberry jumps up…
Strawberry: OMG! OMG! This is my real life husband!
Little gnome: OOOh hey man, it’s not want it looks like. She fell, I was helping her up.
Strawberry: Umm.. Yeah that’s it! He was helping me up!
Handsome: I’ll deal with you later, Strawberry
Handsome request a duel with the little gnome
The little gnome gets scared and runs off screaming,
Little gnome: Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!
The End
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Calling All Girls & Inexperienced GamersWe've decided to hold an official Rainbow Six Vegas Girl Gaming Night! This event is geared toward fresh, inexperienced girl gamers - particularly ones who are unfamiliar with the whole First Person Shooter genre. We’re all very excited about this opportunity!
In addition, Frag Dolls were lucky enough to score an interview with a famous, well known newspaper – the New York Post. What we've done is invited the New York Post to watch Frag Dolls host the aforementioned “Girl Gaming Night.” This night will include girl gamers just being themselves, all while kicking ass at Rainbow Six Vegas. We would also like to encourage non-FPS players to join as well; this way Frag Dolls can teach you some of our top secret strategies. :)
When: Friday, February 9th, 6:00 p.m. PST
Where: Xbox Live
Game: Rainbow Six Vegas
How to join: Leave your gamer tag on the corresponding Forum Thread . Psyche, Calyber and I will add the names to our friends list the day before the event.
Be there or be square
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Women of E3 Unite!So the Fragdolls were trying to think of some cool, fun, and exciting things to do at the biggest annual gaming expo this year, and Rhoulette came up with a great idea! She thought, why not get all the women together for a group photo to demonstrate our unity and presence? Of course we all loved that idea, because as a minority in the industry, it is important for us to keep pushing the curve and showing our presence until there is equal representation which would make the gaming world a better place. So below is an official announcement of this event, and we would love to have any female attending E3 to come join us and show your support of females in the gaming industry!
It is with great excitement that the Frag Dolls invite all females in the gaming industry to the first annual group photo of women at the Electronics Entertainment Expo this year. Females in the gaming industry have long been a minority, but this is less and less true as our community is growing, This year during E3 we will be gathering together as many industry and gamer females as possible for this event to demonstrate the significant presence of women in gaming.
When: Thursday, May 11th at 12pm
Where: at the end of the tent on the WEST PLAZA
Special Note: FREE T-SHIRTS! (Limited supply! first come, first serve)
Despite the growing market of female gamers, the gaming industry as a whole has yet to fully recognize their needs and interests. When it comes to game content, marketing, publications, and websites, all are created largely by and for males.
It is important to say we are here and that we will continue to make an impact on the gaming industry itself, and we hope you will want to say this, too. If you would like to unite with your fellow girl gamers and women of the game industry, please show up at 12pm on Thursday, May 11th, at the end of the tent on the WEST PLAZA and don’t forget to spread the word! Please tell all the industry females you know!
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