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Places I plan to visitPlaces I can't go

- Anywhere in outer space
- Anywhere that's fictional
- Anywhere blocked by a massive ocean
- Anywhere a road does not lead (core of the earth)
- Oklahoma (won't)

Places I plan to drive in my new car

- My grandmother's
- The movies (without my brother)
- The movies (with my brother)
- The gym (AT LONG LAST)
- Austin
- Dallas
- Fort Worth
- Fort Dallas
- Shreveport
- Arkansas
- That one state shaped like a cooking pan
- Top 10 most Haunted Places in the US
- Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
- Air Guitar Hall of Fame
- New York
- Chicago
- New Orleans
- Atlanta
- Mordor
- Los Angeles
- The Realm of Canada
- Washington, DC
- Not Oklahoma
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Joshua
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES!A very happy birthday to @James!
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Joshua
48 DAYS!48 Days until RTX!

48 Days until RT Sidequest!

48 Days until I get lost in Austin again!
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Joshua
Austin and RTX and Rooster Speak!Hey!

Do you like good food?

Do you like good people?

If yes..

You should totally check out the TOTALLY WICKED AWESOME ROOSTER SPEAK MEET UP DINNER ON JULY 7TH!
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Joshua
RT Life: Dearly DepartedKathleen picked that thing up with a plastic bag?

I would have just written off the car.

After a dead bird has attracted flies and maggots?

IT WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN!

NO AMOUNT OF CAR WASHES AND WAX TREATMENTS ON IT WILL CLEAN THE MEMORY FROM MY MIND
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Joshua
Here's a sloth!

From now on, Thursday is Sloth Day.

It will be updated on Sloth schedule.

Which means not at all.
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Joshua
My Online Racing ExperienceEveryone in the Forza lobby chose their own various cars- Cutting edge racing vehicle in the E-Class of racing- Typically smaller cars, like sports hatchbacks and coups-

I chose something that technically fit the criteria, a Delorean.

What happened next for two races was a shining moment of defeat.

At one point, I was lapped by the guy in first place. I lost so hard that I didn't even finish, as the race timed out after the first ten racers passed the finish line.

Little do they understand I can time travel.

Who's laughing now?
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