"i love your tits, you should show me them some time. I'd like to fuck you so bad"

......Turning off messages now. Sorry.

So this one time, in a skype chat...

Leaf: "I was semen once."
Nyrb: "Then I was ejaculated."
Leaf: "No, I was dishonorably discharged."
Nyrb: "That was better, dammit!"

<3 Willow

I bought a new set of speakers for my computer for reasons I won’t go into, but what I will go into is the sales rep at Dick Smith (An electronic store here in Australia) who is one of the politest person I have ever met, and for no reason at all, knocked $5 of the speakers and another $5 of the price of the cables and converter so I could use them on my TV, so instead of paying $60, I paid $50, for no reason!

This is the 2nd time that Dick Smith has reduced the cost of my item for no reason, the 1st being a router I bought for someone, was reduced $10 and added 2 years of warranty, again, for no reason. They even asked me if that’s ok, and my response was “You want to charge me less and give me more? Sure!"

So my question to you guys is: "Are Dick Smith being really nice to me? Or is it a marketing plug used to take away the money of fools? Because if it is, I have fallen for it."

Also, as I was walking back to uni, a guy walked past me and complimented me on my Rooster Teeth hat, and my I was born to take it easy shirt, and my Rooster Teeth messenger bag.
In fact, he was so happy with all my stuff that he gave me a hug, and continued running off to work.

I'm finding more and more people in Canberra who like Rooster Teeth!!!

I have always struggled in Science, which is why I decided to take it the very last semester possible before I transfer out. With every Science course there is a required Lab meeting once a week. My class being Biology, I am in the Biology Lab room, which is a LOT less equipped than the Chemistry Lab room. (We are located in the Art and Music Building) Although we will be working with more or less the same chemicals our room is missing something rather important, SINKS! You know, those things that when you switch the knob and water comes out to wash away the badness, LIKE ACID. Instead we are instructed to WALK DONT RUN across the hall to the restroom. Good.

If there is a spill at least we have those science room brown paper towels. (the ones tgat repel liquids and spreads out the mess) Also if we were catch ablaze, which we were told could likely happen, there isn't an emergency shower, but instead a wool blanket that comes out of a wall compartment that you spin around in. But, and I quote, "Your feet will still be on fire and your head if you are really tall." In which case he never specified what to do. My professor obviously didn't have time to specify on such nonsense. But we do have a randomly placed dishwasher that is not plugged in for some reason. He didn't specify about that or the other random assortment of things throughout the room. The Lab room only seats 25 but we have 37 students in our class. (Seats are first come first serve) However I always offer my lap to one lucky individual. This classroom was obvious put together on short notice in the only building with available space, as we are an overcrowded campus.

How this poorly equipped room became a science lab is beyond me, and as I write this I am heading out the door to said Lab. God only knows what kind of dangers I will encounter.