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So.....I have an Alice in Wonderland obsession....I know...but I can't help it. I am such a fan girl....ugh...you'd think I was 13 years old and Miley Cyrus was on my tv....instead, I'm 21 and I'm counting down the days until Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland hits theaters. *sigh*

I just bought the original book....it's amazing, which I knew but I'm just saying. =P

Moving on.....

I was in Hot Topic the other day looking for a power ranger shirt and a TMNT shirt and I could barely make it....the Twilight obsession is out of control....seriously. I read the books, I saw the movie, yes I even own a Twilight shirt....but really....Twilight body shimmer?? Come on...where will it end?

I need a new Red vs.Blue T-shirt. I wish I had the money to own them all...but I don't.....it sucks being poor.

Work sucked...as usual. But tonight is special because many different things happened that MUST be told. Come along with me. =D

Ok, first off, let me just say, why in the hell must I do every fucking thing that does not get done? You'd think I would get tired of this shit and say, "Fuck it!" Like I usually do, but for some damn reason I am a slave to the boss, cause I gotta get that damn raise. She's holding it over my head like I'm a fucking baby bird and she's the Mommy who is dangeling the worm...or, in this situation, the raise.

I love the people I work with on 2nd shift: Nikki and Dottie...I hate Esther. Ugh.

Alright, so today I went into work at 3:00pm. When I got there, everyone was too busy talking to the "regulars" so I had to jump on the registers seeing as there were people in line. Once I cleared out the line I went to clock in...27 minutes late because of thier stupidity. Sami jumped up to count down becaue she was soooo tired from doing absolutely nothing. But my boss told her she had to stay til 5 cause that's when Nikki came in..Yay!!! Nikki!!! =D

A few minutes later I went into the kitchen because first shift has decicded that washing thier dishes is below them..sure enough there were a sink full of dishes, so I turned around and yelled out into the store:
"Hey First Shift! Are you going to do your dishes? Or would you rather I leave them here for you to do tomorrow? I don't want to put you out..."

lmao...they got so pissed, but they did them. =D

Next I was talking to them and they informed me they were too busy to get the following done:

The Cooler....aka hell

The Lot....aka a pain in the ass

Coremark....my mortal enemy

Fronting the Store...yeah, cause that shit's hard

Changing the paper in the pumps....cause it was too cold

The washer buckets....cause they were really busy...they did not have 5 minutes

The Restrooms...cause the "forgot"

Fuckers...

After what seemed like ages, Nikki got there. We call here Barbie..well, I do. lol

After Sami left I informed Nikki of everything they did not do. We were so excited at the idea of doing everone else's job that we began to jump for joy....oh wait...wrong story.

We did everything ourselves, the cooler, the lot, the 11 crates of Coremark, the pumps, the buckets, the deli...we did it all. The store was so trashed so we cleaned it like crazy. And guess what? We'll still get yelled at for something.

I almost killed every rude person. Roll your eyes at me one more time Mister, and I swear to God, I will hurt you so bad your children's children's children will never be able to breath right. lol

Jolly Ranchers are awesome, they saved me tonight, along with Mr. Mountian Dew.

Holy Crap! There was a nasty bug in the Office and I KILLED IT!!! It fucking deserved it to. It almost killed me and Nikki...It took us an hour to kill the damn thing.
Here's what happened in short form:

Nikki on floor screams

Me: What?!

Nikki: Holy Shit! That is the ugliest bug I've ever seen.

I'm laughing my ass off: You should have seen your face!

Nikki: It was scary...shut up

Me: Ok, move, I'll count the safe.

Nikki: FIne with me

Me: HOLY SHIT! That bug is huge!!

Nikki: I told you!

Screams

laughing

Screams

I think we sprayed a cleaner at it at one point

Screams

Screams

Silence

Me: I killed it! I fucking killed you bug! Rest in peace Dirtbag....



Lmao, that event changed my life and made my night, all at the same time. <3
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