*An infographic flies onscreen, in a true 90's pixelated and ungraceful motion*BOB'S FREEZERS
*A middle age man sits behind a desk in a dirty store front that most likely began as a Chinese laundromat*
Hi folks, Bob here, from Bob's Freezers. You know... that place in between the DMV and crochet store? Well, I started to realize that people are not understanding our business model... or what it is we do here. So I poured the last of my rent money into this infomercial.
*Another terrible graphic attacks the viewer*WHAT IS BOB'S FREEZERS?
I'm glad you asked that question... question... er. *clears throat* You see, we don't actually sell freezers here. We rent ...