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Male from Edinburgh, Scotland
I'm a Data Engineer for Geoservices, so I spend my time waiting to go offshore and when I eventually end up going to the rig I sit and watch films and read books.
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A Conversation with my GirlfriendGf: Why don't you just give your mum a text?

Me: I can't text her

Gf: What do you mean you can't text her? You text me earlier.

Me: I sent you an iMessage.

Gf: That is a text!

Me: No it's an iMessage, I don't have phone reception.

Gf: Really?

Me: Yeh I'm in the middle of the ocean.

Gf: Oh right, guess I never really thought about it.

Now I know this paints her in a bad light, but she does know the difference between an iMessage and a normal text. This was late at night for her so she was a bit tired but I just thought it was brilliant and needed to be shared.

Edit: Also this is only a tiny part of our conversation but it was the only funny part. Normally if son thing ...
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