A Conversation with my Girlfriend
Gf: Why don't you just give your mum a text?
Me: I can't text her
Gf: What do you mean you can't text her? You text me earlier.
Me: I sent you an iMessage.
Gf: That is a text!
Me: No it's an iMessage, I don't have phone reception.
Me: Yeh I'm in the middle of the ocean.
Gf: Oh right, guess I never really thought about it.
Now I know this paints her in a bad light, but she does know the difference between an iMessage and a normal text. This was late at night for her so she was a bit tired but I just thought it was brilliant and needed to be shared.
Edit: Also this is only a tiny part of our conversation but it was the only funny part. Normally if son thing ...