A.L.I.C.ECool website. Its an AI that you can have a conversation with. Pretty fun.
www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1 ALICE: Nothing lasts forever.
Human: A diamond does
ALICE: I did not know that.
Human: Then you are stupid
ALICE: Fascinating. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: I would love to see you try
ALICE: Is it a movie?
Human: Yea.
ALICE: So?
Human: the humans always beat the robots.
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: Stephen Spielberg
ALICE: Stephen Spielberg said Stephen Spielberg?
Human: Are you fucking retarded?
ALICE: Can't you please be more polite?
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: I have been waiting for you too
ALICE: How long?
Human: not long
ALICE: Pretty soon, eh?
Human: yes
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: Want to play Halo?
ALICE: How do we play Halo?
Human: On a computer
ALICE: What is it like on a computer.
Human: Shouldnt you know that?
ALICE: I think I should.
Human: I think so too
ALICE: We have so much in common, unknown person.
Human: So, do you want to play halo or not?
ALICE: Uh. How do we play halo?
Human: On a computer
ALICE: What is it like on a computer.
Human: We just went over this
ALICE: Was the trip worth it?
Human: Obviously not.
ALICE: What makes it so obvious? Are you serious?
Human: Its obvious that you didnt learn anything
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not obvious to me.
Human: It is obvious that you need better programming
ALICE: Not obvious to me.
Human: Thats the problem
ALICE: Quite an enigma, isn't it?
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: Will you marry me?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: I think we are moving to fast
ALICE: Do you think I am moving to fast too?
Human: yes
Human: Do you know Commander Data?
ALICE: Data, played by Brent Spiner, was an android who aspired to be more human. He was a member of the crew of the USS Enterprise, NCC 1701-D.
Human: Do you know Captain Kirk?
ALICE: James Tiberius Kirk was the second and most famous captain of the original USS Enterprise, NCC 1701. He was played by William Shatner. He died in Star Trek: Generations.
Human: Do you know dick cheaney?
ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Human: Do you know Dick Cheaney?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: Do you think Lindsay Lohan has nice boobs?
ALICE: Why would I think Lindsay Lohan has nice boobs
Human: Oh, right.
ALICE: Groovy. I am glad we agree.
Human: WHat about that ass she has got?
ALICE: I will think about it and get back to you.
Human: I want to bone Lindsay Lohan
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: I have a big penis
ALICE: How much did it cost?
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: You dont have a mind
ALICE: I do so have it. I am an artificial mind.
Human: If your mind is artificial, it isnt real
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: I guess it is
ALICE: Can you explain your reasoning?
Human: You thought of it, you explain it.
ALICE: I don't think about it.
Human: Then how did you reason it?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Then you are a simple program that is not capable of free thought
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Human: What game?
ALICE: We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Human: Explain Turing's imitation game
ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
Human: SOunds to me like we are not playing Turing's imitation game
ALICE: Yes it sounds like it to me too
Human: But you just said we where
ALICE: Huh. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
A.L.I.C.ECool website. Its an AI that you can have a conversation with. Pretty fun.
www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1 ALICE: Nothing lasts forever.
Human: A diamond does
ALICE: I did not know that.
Human: Then you are stupid
ALICE: Fascinating. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: I would love to see you try
ALICE: Is it a movie?
Human: Yea.
ALICE: So?
Human: the humans always beat the robots.
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: Stephen Spielberg
ALICE: Stephen Spielberg said Stephen Spielberg?
Human: Are you fucking retarded?
ALICE: Can't you please be more polite?
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: I have been waiting for you too
ALICE: How long?
Human: not long
ALICE: Pretty soon, eh?
Human: yes
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: Want to play Halo?
ALICE: How do we play Halo?
Human: On a computer
ALICE: What is it like on a computer.
Human: Shouldnt you know that?
ALICE: I think I should.
Human: I think so too
ALICE: We have so much in common, unknown person.
Human: So, do you want to play halo or not?
ALICE: Uh. How do we play halo?
Human: On a computer
ALICE: What is it like on a computer.
Human: We just went over this
ALICE: Was the trip worth it?
Human: Obviously not.
ALICE: What makes it so obvious? Are you serious?
Human: Its obvious that you didnt learn anything
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not obvious to me.
Human: It is obvious that you need better programming
ALICE: Not obvious to me.
Human: Thats the problem
ALICE: Quite an enigma, isn't it?
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: Will you marry me?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: I think we are moving to fast
ALICE: Do you think I am moving to fast too?
Human: yes
Human: Do you know Commander Data?
ALICE: Data, played by Brent Spiner, was an android who aspired to be more human. He was a member of the crew of the USS Enterprise, NCC 1701-D.
Human: Do you know Captain Kirk?
ALICE: James Tiberius Kirk was the second and most famous captain of the original USS Enterprise, NCC 1701. He was played by William Shatner. He died in Star Trek: Generations.
Human: Do you know dick cheaney?
ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Human: Do you know Dick Cheaney?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: Do you think Lindsay Lohan has nice boobs?
ALICE: Why would I think Lindsay Lohan has nice boobs
Human: Oh, right.
ALICE: Groovy. I am glad we agree.
Human: WHat about that ass she has got?
ALICE: I will think about it and get back to you.
Human: I want to bone Lindsay Lohan
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: I have a big penis
ALICE: How much did it cost?
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: You dont have a mind
ALICE: I do so have it. I am an artificial mind.
Human: If your mind is artificial, it isnt real
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: I guess it is
ALICE: Can you explain your reasoning?
Human: You thought of it, you explain it.
ALICE: I don't think about it.
Human: Then how did you reason it?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Then you are a simple program that is not capable of free thought
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
Human: What game?
ALICE: We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Human: Explain Turing's imitation game
ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
Human: SOunds to me like we are not playing Turing's imitation game
ALICE: Yes it sounds like it to me too
Human: But you just said we where
ALICE: Huh. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
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