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A Trip to Costco
Yesterday I was at my Local COSTCO buying a large bag of
Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she
think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on
impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the
Purina Diet again.. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended
up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in
intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I
stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack
he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
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