Gotta be honest, I saw that picture of Megan Fox, the hand that could have accepted the rose is being dragged by some handler while the bodyguard to her left is clearly in the process of shoving the kid aside, she looks crazy distressed like "get me the fuck out of here", the chances she even saw the guy seem pretty remote.
I mean, the fact is, photographers are amazing at taking predatory shots like that where they can use it later to make the chosen celeb look like a complete ass hole.
She said she'd send him a personal apology if he'd identify himself, or someone else would identify him, that'd be good enough for me, though I'd never idenitfy myself if it were me. Fuck no.
Its because they SUCK as weapons. If i had to choose between a gun and a sword, i choose the gun cause with a sword i just get shot. It takes the Jedi skill to be able to use a light saber in a fight against a blaster.
And why don't the jedi use blasters?
Cause then they would just shoot everyone first shot, no misses and explosions, pretty boring, they give everyone else a fighting chance.
I think that meghan fox's bodyguard is actually a mannequin, or maybe a cyborg from the future. Look at his hand!! The one thats behind her! Does that look like a real human hand to you???
the lasers are not going at the speed of light. if they were than the second the trigger was pulled someone would die, and the jedi could not block them, they are not even light lasers, they are projectiles. but if they were going at the speed of light you could not see them, but they arent soo there. yeah im cool :)
Um, for future nerd reference, regular people don't use lightsabers (<how the fuck is that not in the dictionary) because they are extremely ineffective in combat if one doesn't have "spidey senses". ie. they couldn't block blaster bolts. Therefor, it would be like trying to use a ninja blade against a guy with an M16. Its easier to use a gun.
PS. Burnie is right. You could never see a laser bolt. However, the guns in Star Wars could fire super-excited matter in the plasma stage instead of light.
Oh, btw again, I can hear you guys cut the audio at some times which leads me to assume that you guys have more randomness that was talked about. You guys should make a (maybe) sponsor only extended drunk tank each week with a little more length or a drunk tank "deleted scenes" montage that compiles all the best deleted DT content. While it may not seem like anyone would want that, I guarantee you that you will see a slight rise in sponsorship as a result of it.
Transformers started with the toys. Hasbro hooked up with Japanese company Takara with an idea to market Takara's transforming robot toys (from their Diaclone and Microchange lines) to the West, and hired several Marvel Comics staffers, including Jim Shooter, Denny O'Neil and Bob Budiansky, to create a backstory and characters for them.
As for Skids and Mudflap being racist, bullshit. Think of them not as hidoeus stereotype black guys, but as steroeptypical white hicks who fancy themselves as gangstas, but haven't quite grasped the concept. Like scrappy, transforming John Cenas, if you will. The fact that they're voiced by Tom "Spongebob" Kenny should be a clue there...
Han Solo uses a blaster not a laser gun. They're not laser weapons, more like particle or plasma. Also, anyone can learn to use a lightsaber with training but they would never be able to go head to head with a force sensitive on account of their limited precognition. The force sensitive would be slightly "ahead" of time and reacting to something that had yet to happen giving them an insurmountable edge.
*Facepalm*
I mean, the fact is, photographers are amazing at taking predatory shots like that where they can use it later to make the chosen celeb look like a complete ass hole.
She said she'd send him a personal apology if he'd identify himself, or someone else would identify him, that'd be good enough for me, though I'd never idenitfy myself if it were me. Fuck no.
Its because they SUCK as weapons. If i had to choose between a gun and a sword, i choose the gun cause with a sword i just get shot. It takes the Jedi skill to be able to use a light saber in a fight against a blaster.
And why don't the jedi use blasters?
Cause then they would just shoot everyone first shot, no misses and explosions, pretty boring, they give everyone else a fighting chance.
To get you $20 a year from lots of people
PS. Burnie is right. You could never see a laser bolt. However, the guns in Star Wars could fire super-excited matter in the plasma stage instead of light.
Zing to that :P
I love drunk tank, does it come out at certain time on a wednesday?
Nope. You can build it with your hands. You can charge it with the force.
fuck midichlorians....
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Hasbro hooked up with Japanese company Takara with an idea to market Takara's transforming robot toys (from their Diaclone and Microchange lines) to the West, and hired several Marvel Comics staffers, including Jim Shooter, Denny O'Neil and Bob Budiansky, to create a backstory and characters for them.
As for Skids and Mudflap being racist, bullshit. Think of them not as hidoeus stereotype black guys, but as steroeptypical white hicks who fancy themselves as gangstas, but haven't quite grasped the concept. Like scrappy, transforming John Cenas, if you will. The fact that they're voiced by Tom "Spongebob" Kenny should be a clue there...
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Yes a lightsaber can cut through adamantium, however adamantium does resist lightsabers so it would merely take longer