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tyler303047
About the laser thing
1. In space no because its a vacuum
but you see laser diflect off dust
which we need to live.
#91  Posted 1 year ago
ruzzamcmilo
Lightsabers are to dangerous for a non jedi to use.
#92  Posted 1 year ago
blaz3r77
lightsabers aren't actually made of light in the fiction world they are but we make lightsabers out of plasma and ditto the bolts and no nobodies getting one cus it takes rooms full of equipment to make them and nobody can make the bolt caseing to hold the plasma .....so yea my nerd is showing

sorry Bernie
#93  Posted 1 year ago
JoeEveryguy Sponsor
That, and think about this. How many people do you see efficiently wielding a katana to riposte a bullet back to it's shooter? Only Jedi use them because they're the only ones who can. A gun is an effective weapon, but a lightsaber is a more multi-purpose jedi tool. It's like the swor...
#1  Posted 6 months ago
CHADizBabe
haha guess that liver didn't do him very well >.<
#94  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 0 Funny
NuttyNUTTS
Lets see this debate now that we have broken the speed of light.
#95  Posted 1 year ago
SafieL
I burst out laughing at Burnie's description of Geoff's expression :D
#96  Posted 1 year ago
ICEDBOX96
I have been relistening to these and I noticed that there is a person of interest on tweeting too hard tweetingtoohard.com/newly_added
#97  Posted 1 year ago
Capndisco Sponsor
Nerdy as fuck but blasters use super heated gas which was what they mined in Cloud City, just saying.
#98  Posted 1 year ago
griffball777 Sponsor
What the hell is up with the hard cuts
#99  Posted 1 year ago
Allec
I would like to let the men of the universe know that this conversation turns me on SO MUCH.
#100  Posted 1 year ago
rhinoonspeed
I think that the nerdiest conversation now-a-days would be if Wolverine would survive having cancer
#101  Posted 11 months ago
Sarutobi Sponsor
going back and listening to all the old podcasts again. Burnie was correct about lightsabers. In "Swarm War" by Troy Denning, its stated that lightsabers do in fact have a gyroscopic effect.

link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swarm_War
#102  Posted 10 months ago
Dash600
You wouldn't see the lasers. It doesn't matter if they're tracers or not because you see a moving pellet while a tracer would leave a line strait between the weapon and target. Also, you wouldn't lose a bicep in a medieval sword fight, you would either be decapitated or have your knees clipped.
#103  Posted 10 months ago
nickst7719
Doing a roosterteeth podcast marathon.. Number 11.. check
#104  Posted 10 months ago  |  + 1 Ditto
TinaBobina Scrapper
I thought Caboose's fade in and out was just Joel's interpretation of the character. You know cuz he fades in and out mentally.
#105  Posted 9 months ago
camulous1986
*WARNING: Excesively Nerdy Answer!*
A) Anyone can use a lightsaber. The problem is that lightsabers are only truely usefull to jedi/sith because only force users have the have the reflexes and skills to properly use them.

B) Blaster bolts can be seen because they're not firing lasers, they're firing ionized plasma bolts. The bolts are physical matter, like bullets, and therefore cant move at the speed of light.

sorry......
#106  Posted 9 months ago
KingR2088 Sponsor
Best podcast ever, of all time!
#107  Posted 8 months ago
HolySentinel
How did I know that Joel was going to be a part of this podcast haha
#108  Posted 8 months ago
JoeEveryguy Sponsor
You know, listening to your old stuff, I find it ironic you get your live audience opinions from twitter now. At least now you guys get answers like this faster.
The answer to end all on the Star Wars tech:
Guns - Compressed gas cartridges. The "laser" is the fluorescence of the burning gases as it's propelled through the air. It's plasma as someone mentioned before. Super heated air. Thermal dynamics. I remember mentioning something about looking up science on an earlier podcast.
Lightsaber - The same guy who mentioned the guns are plasma, also partially explained the containment case for the lightsabers Put simply, it's an intense power source, focusing a dense beam of unknown frequency light through an unknown mineral crystal compound. They have names for the parts and stuff, but they're all fictional. I heard someone made one a while back, but the batter pack was like a 50 pound pack, and the beams were tiny, and barely cut.
As for why only Jedi use lightsabers: Have any of you seen someone riposte a bullet back to it's shooter? Only Jedi with sufficient metachlorian and training to focus the force (allowed to do so at varying strengths based on the metachlorian count, and the learned ability to control it) can perform such feats. Any gun is an awesome weapon of death, but it's limited to blasting things. A lightsaber is a true multi-purpose jedi tool.
Solved? Any questions?
#109  Posted 6 months ago
venomousgoat Sponsor
drunk tank dubbed over with rooster teeth. i still miss the drunk tank.much less talk about genitals..."cough" Gavin "Cough".
#110  Posted 5 months ago
joeeoj_99
fuck you magic is an awesome game
#111  Posted 4 months ago
Kitsuun
I decided to listen to old podcasts while I study, so because I'm not paying as much attention, I kept thinking they were actually getting started with the podcast during the opening song >_<
#112  Posted 1 week ago
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