BECOME A FANBOY! (Friends only.)


Frequently Asked Questions
Feel free to add your own.

OMFG! How did you get them awardz!?!?!?111!!1!1
I will NOT answer this question. Ask me twice, and you get blocked.

Can I have Church? Like... Borrow him, just for this once?
No. He doesn't want you.

... Can I touch Chris? Please?
*Sigh* He's 52 quid an hour... Go ahead.
... I am no longer Scotboy's keeper. He's on his own.

Can I be ur frined?
Learn how to spell, jackass.

Hello, I am a creepy pervert. I would like to be your friend because you are a girl.
I shouldn't even have to answer this one... But no.

Why did you deny my Friend Request?
Probably one or more of these reasons:
-You've never talked to me before.
-You are an above mentioned creepy pervert.
-You asked my about the awards.
-You touched Chris without paying.
-You're a guy with pictures of half-naked girls in your images section.
-You have an obscene amount of friends and are just some whore.
-You're SUPER-new to the site... Like, less than I day of use and such... Get active, then we'll talk.
-Did I mention that I won't accept if you are a creepy pervert?

So uhm... Your fanfiction (<-- There's some!) is kind of.... smiley5.gifsmiley7.gif
... Don't read it then.

I used to be your friend... Now... I'm not?
Yeah... I clean it out every once in a while... Usually if you've been inactive for awhile or just haven't talked to me like... At all for a bit, you're gone. I'm pretty sure I'll let you back though. If you miss me THAT much. smiley0.gif

Sooo... You and Luke?
No. You are gullible. He's not drawing me, we don't even look similar. We're both uhm... Girls, but that's about it.

You got kidnapped by a homosexual?!
Oh yes! ON a regular basis... His name is Stefan, and he's my bestest friend ever... Not to mention Gay #1 (I have about thirty.)

Jesus Christ! Th-thirty-- THIRTY?!
Mhmmm... smiley0.gif I am a fag hag.

Oh, by the way... S.I.M.M.O.N.S is THE SHIT.
.... Huh? 'Kay.

Are any of these questions ACTUALLY frequently asked?
Meh... Like... The first two are. So sort of? What the fuck ever... It's Spring Break, I'm bored... So... This happened.


Let's see here.... Chris's Questions:

How long does it take you to do your hair every morning?
Uhhhmmm... Probably like... A half-hour when I want it done right. My hair is a bitch.

What's the make of your stereo?

How big is your computer monitor?

How do you personally pronounce Porsche? Por-shh or por-shuh?
Por-shh... Am I going to get divorced over that? smiley2.gif

What's the CD that's physically closest to you at the time you're reading this?
Oooh. Christian Finnegan- Two for Flinching. He=hilarious.

Peanut butter: Friend or foe?

Would you wear brown and blue together? (Picture it in your mind...)
I think... It depends on the shade of blue more than anything. Sooo... Potentially yes.

Syrix2's questions:

How many monkeys could you fit in your bra and or panties?
*blinks* Uhm... "Thinks about this... For a moment." I have no idea.

Where do you keep your phone whilst out?
My right front pocket.

Do you hate mosquito bites?
I don't know anyone who doesn't.

shave or wax your legs?

Water or coke.
Water... I'm a Pepsi person.

Heroin or coke
Heroin... I'm a DIE-HARD Pepsi person. That is, unless I have to shoot up... Because then.. Neither.

Command and conquer or age of empires?

xbox or playstation?
Eesh... Um... They both have their strengths. I really don't know.

Will you marry me?

K's questions:

Is that a rule?

Is it written down on the Internet?
It will be in about 45 seconds... You aren't allowed to say I'm cute, so there.

Fizz's Questions

Other than Church/Grif, what's your favorite RvB pairing?
... Church/Tucker.

Manga or old western movies?
Old westerns... No Manga plzkthnx.

Best Xmas present ever?
Hmmm.... I'll get back to this.

What college are you gonna go to?
SUNY Purchase, hopefully.

Best country on earth?
I haven't visited enough to make this decision yet.

Worst country on earth?
I haven't visited enough to make this decision yet.

Should I go to RVBTO...? I am at a loss of money right now.
Yes. Always. Forever. Everyone should go.

Character Limit. Answers continued on Comment #27!