Maybe not as big a nerd as some, but I'm a nerd nonetheless. I play video games. Lots of them. I am learning Perl, on my own, for no reason other than so I can program things for my own use. I play roleplaying games, and not the ones on consoles. I go to rennaissance faires. I watch anime sometimes. (just a couple of them, really) I nitpick The Matrix. I own a plastic lightsaber, a life-size Jack Rackham jolly roger flag, and all three major video game consoles. My only saving grace is my New England Patriots hat.

Why aren't chicks hanging all over me, dammit! I'm GRADE A MATERIAL!