Well, I've already made a friend. Or enemy. Apparently, I stole his name. However, since I was Konrad first, and he second, (on this particular forum,) I believe it is he who stole my name.

Originally, I stole it from William Gibson's All Tomorrow's Parties. I like to think of it as paying homage to a great author.

There is but one true Konrad. And that is me.