Listen, I love all of you. I really do. But sometimes you need a favorite and my new favorite is the random kid from Melbourne who upset author Scott Sigler by returning a book to buy Red vs Blue DVDs.

Hear that? You don't have to save up your money to buy RvB DVDs. You can just return all your books. That's like two birds with one stone. And neither of the birds needs to learn how to read, because they sold all their books for DVDs.

Thanks to Andymatron for the heads up.