i woke up my wife the other night with the following conversation:

Wife: What?
Me: TIMBER! Cameron Diaz (something something)... That tree is going to fall and hit the one next to it.

this was almost as good as the conversation in the middle of the night from a few weeks ago:

Me: (laughing)
Wife: What's so funny?
Me: Penguins... hehe.
Wife: What about penguins?
Me: They're hard to catch.