The most recent movie I saw was Conan in 3D. I only saw it in 3D cause I had some money I wanted to donate to the theater but 2D wouldnt have been much different. The movie was fairly generic swordfighting/adventure fare but was set up like a Mortal Kombat tournament. The characters would progress throughout the world towards their goal and every 20 minutes a new mini-boss would fall out of the sky and fight for a while. im not going to pretend it wasnt awesome but....i dont know. The things that stand out most in my mind two weeks later are the fact that the main girl was gorgeous and the super creepy near-incest scene between the Col. from Avatar and his daughter who can only be described as the girl from Grindhouse, dressed like Queen Amidala as a stripper, huffing spray paint. and slave girl boobs.
4 years ago