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4 years ago
Or.... Why You Never Drink At Fan Events Reason #71
4 years ago
no man left behing
Wat? Fucking wat fuck? Fuck shitty wat? Fuck shit no wat?
Say wat now?
OMFG that's why I don't. Besides the point I'm under age. :D
100th comment FTW! Also, it's obvious that Brandon was completely sober at the time this text was sent.
By the way, has Brandon sobered up yet?
Trying to get to hotel :P
lol think brandon is super pissed
Maybe he turned off auto correct?
Lol,funny as hell.
I always had problems walking home wasted. Hats off to you Brandon, your a total Bad Ass.
o_O Wtf those that mean??? How drunk was he when he text that?
how do u make the sending messages blue??? mine are only green!
Give him credit, he got two sort of coherent sentences.
I'm trying to think of an electric fence joke...
I bet he was found dehydrated, sun burn, like in Hangover.
You know, Brandon doesn't seem too drunk in this chat... kind of average for him.
The bad grammar is physically painful to me.
only in melbourne
I was born is Melbourne
Looks like he had to many red vs blue's
I Eat Shades Of Red
That wasn't one of Brandon's brighter ideas.
Obviously it's a code, or just senseless drunk logic.
Did he get ahold of some vegemite down under too?
Boo! Burnie post no make sense! Boo!t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTj35GEtLpb5CUiRZeXWxSqLrs_03CFz5H2tK2jd3CIKcJryvaszA
good thing the event wasn't near a bar
That's how he is after one beer, haha
I love nights like those
Well if anything this is going to make people give Brandon even more drinks, in the hopes that you post texts like this again.
i demand a brandon translator be made
You know...? I'm perfectly ok with my teetotaler lifestyle choice
Ya know I've never had a ABC shot but I am a light weight and I have had nights like this it is best to have at least two or three friends present haha.
That man can drink if he can still text as well as that...sort of
Totally worth it!!
hehe texting while being really drunk, on the bucket-list!
this is why I avoid alcohol... yeah yeah , Im lame... but at least I make it back to the hotel and with all my body parts !
if only there was an electric fence..
Anyone bring their Brandon to English dictionary?
DRUNK THE WORD! :D
Almost as good as my drunken text messages to my ex about how "fluffy and warm kitties are when you're laying on the bathroom floor next to the toilet". Which looked more like "Kit ar fuppy $ war md"
Oh, Brandon.. :|
He's trying to find the north pole.
"If you drink and text, you're a bloody idiot."
What happened, did he get in a drinking competition with Geoff?
Trying? More like Failing. Unless the hotel really is called "The Black Pearl", which I imagine has black curtains, is staffed by the damned and managed by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out.