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4 years ago
Apparently Burnie is highly allergic to Sage. In an unrelated note I've decided to give up on Dove.
4 years ago
I fucken love you man
So that whole comment should be used in season 10. Only Caboose would come up with something like that
"What's brought you to this lowwwwwly state?"-Rooster Teeth staff"It was...it was...soap..poisoning." -Burnie
Caboose killed church..... Again
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Well we all learn something new everyday.
Great tactic of trying to keep burnie away: Cover yourself with sage
Yes Dove makes your skin feel dry and while i'm walking in my school i have my hands on my hips scratching as i take a step and i'm like "WHY GOD WHY?"and burnie's allergic to sage... caboose y u try to kill church again?
Is he allergic to cinnamon? Because I'm still holding out hope that the rest of the RT crew will down a spoonful.
Now just rub it on all of your food.
Wasn't this talked about in one of the podcasts?Either way, hope we hear about how you came to this realization on this upcoming podcast.
If I was Burnie i'd be scared!
Herbal Essences.It's awesome.
Like, how alergic? Like, it will kill him? So i could assasinate him by putting sage in his drink? awsome. Just kidding
Soap from the French. That seems dubious after once hearing the following from a member of the US Army, during the axis of weasel days:All an invading army would have to do is tie deodarant sticks to their rifles like bayonets, and the could force a retreat by the french army, with the exception of The French Foreign Legion.
(put it in his sandwich. He'll never expect it and it will make him stop stealing food.)
What's Dove got to do, got to do, with it?
What's Dove got to do?! Got to do?! With it?!
Joel, find a girl named Sage and marry her. That way you know for sure Burnie won't hit on her.
I guess that means sage is healthy
um i have an herb garden with sage. If you ever want Burnie gone just send me an address nudge nudge wink wink know what i mean.
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I don't know why I thought that said "allergic to Sarge." Funny how we go back to how RoosterTeeth stays clean. First, how you towel yourself, now the soap you use.
I read this as "Bungie is allergic to Sarge" for some reason.
So he does have a weakness. Interesting...
God forbid a grizzly bear covered in sage approaches Burnie
PRE de PROCENCEThe Burnie killer.
Holy shit, Burnie is allergic to healthy things...www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSlGMAykH9E
Youtube instead of RT? What gives?
fuck what else is Burnie Allergic to?
cooking meat properly
Tyler Durdan says "Use soap"I am Strandr's witty brain :P
Always nice to see someone give up something for a friend. Very nice Joel.And yes, the irony of 'Caboose' slowly killing 'Church' is hilarious.
It says it's dermatologist tested. I think he's just being waay too sensitive.
joel is my idol
oh joel, you caniving bastard
Typical Joel, you so silly!
He's also allergic to DYY and politics
I thought Burnie was allergic to healthy things
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New eBay listing: Soap, used once by Caboose.
I make videos and stuff
Tucker did it!
no wican rituals for Burnie Then.......
Oh not! Burnie is alergic to Wizards! Oh...not that kind of sage...
Well at least it saves a good fireball
So I assume this Sage soap is defense when Burnie tries to enter the bathroom while you're taking a shower?
Guess he shouldn't go into Griffon's house while she's burning shit now
And Gus is allergic to grass...Is being allergic to some kind of plant a job requirement at RT? If so then I qualify three times over.
i HATE BABIES TUCKER DID IT
That would either be the funniest or saddest video Rooster Teeth ever produced. It would be a pretty excellent tool for keeping him away from your desk though.
I found out reacently that I am allergic to murder.
Is it bad that when I saw sage I thought of a wizard ?
Achoo....Im allergic to that shit too. Wait. That rhymed.
now you have a weapon of mass destruction to combat his brocolli!!! Mwa hahahahahahahaha