Need someone killed?

3 years ago

Have you ever found that special someone who just makes you want to go out and hire a contract killer? If you really care about that person, you'll want to be very careful about the assassin you hire. This way, the killing can be a great experience for everyone involved.

If you think you're ready to have someone killed, I'd love to be considered for the job! To find more info about my expertise, please watch the latest RT Short, Murder for Hire!

I promise I won't let you down!

Comments (88)

  • nickst7719


    3 years ago

    Yes i do.. Read this with caboose's voice

  • StephenDanie


    3 years ago

    As a matter of fact, there is someone I want killed. An annoying little 10 year old kid I met over Xbox Live whilst playing Reach. He is apparently form Georgia, claims to be 14, and doesn't know what virginity is. Then just yesterday, he cam in to my Minecraft server, whilst I was gone, but my friends were still mining. And he destroyed our beds, stole all of our diamonds, obsidian, and iron, then left the world and sent messages saying trololololol. I proceeded in telling him he was a fuck-tard and then reporting him to Xbox live. He seemed so sad. It was fun to hear him cry over Xbox Live when I un-friended him.

  • NinjaElite30


    3 years ago

    Yesss.......YYYEEESSS! indeed i have some one that needs to be killed. He is my servant egor i shall have him murdered after i have him send this fine young murder the message that he needs to be killed

  • robotnuts


    3 years ago

    come over so you can kill a guy named josh do not forget your ice

  • GamerFan2100


    3 years ago

    I swear, no one if better with chris then marshall

  • HappyFinger


    3 years ago

    you had me at "need someone dead?".

  • JolyonT


    3 years ago

    Log onto Rooster Teeth, *reads title*. I think yo myself:
    " Wow Rooster Teeth, first posters, videos, and podcasts, now assassinations. You yanks do have a strange way with your business ventures...."

  • Blackboltzz


    3 years ago

    Come of Chris! Ask Burnie about the perfect crime. Use ricen!

  • machen


    3 years ago

    Can you make it look like an accident? I have a pretty large insurance policy on myself and we need the money.

  • Scooter1463


    3 years ago

    Chris's profile picture matches the title amazingly