They have a casino in Melbourne...

3 years ago

...and I may have just wagered my return flight on a game of baccarat... Does anyone know how to play baccarat? Please tell me how to play baccarat in the next 20 seconds while I still haven't folded.... Can you fold in baccarat?

EDIT: well there goes my return flight. Does anyone own a ship that can sail around the world?

EDIT: They're taking me to the back room now. Apparently they don't allow laptops in casinos.

EDIT: They're beating me with cricket bats. I didn't even know they played cricket in Australia. Do they play cricket in Australia?

EDIT: I've escaped to some sort of air duct and now I'm at a turn. Should I go left, right, or turn around and shoot my way out?

EDIT: I went left and did a barrel roll and now I've ended up in some sort of restaurant that looks and feels like Burger King but, while there are burgers, I see no kings, only some guy named Hungry Jack.

Comments (186)

  • JacquelineO

    JacquelineO

    3 years ago

    my buddy's ex-wife makes $68 hourly on the internet. She has been out of a job for 10 months but last month her paycheck was $7479 just working on the internet for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more... NuttyRich.c0m

  • JacquelineO

    JacquelineO

    3 years ago

    my buddy's ex-wife makes $68 hourly on the internet. She has been out of a job for 10 months but last month her paycheck was $7479 just working on the internet for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more... NuttyRich.com

  • pielegacy

    pielegacy

    3 years ago

    You were awesome at supanova, that is all.

  • bmurray2250

    bmurray2250

    3 years ago

    There is a Casino beside the Gold Coast SupaNova too.

    The Hungry Jack is a Burger King, the reason it isn't called Burger King in Australia was someone had already registered the name when they opened. Hungry Jacks now own the Burger King name in Australia

  • TimBrewer

    TimBrewer

    3 years ago

    Still a better story than Twilight...

  • Applez251

    Applez251

    3 years ago

    WOO AUSTRALIA!!
    our hospitality knows no bounds

  • RamaXBL

    RamaXBL

    3 years ago

    You see guys? That's what happens when you don't pronounce "Melbourne" correctly!

  • Turtleboy117

    Turtleboy117

    3 years ago

    man don't stay in victoria come up north to NSW it's better here

  • NoubelleNobl

    NoubelleNobl

    3 years ago

    Marshall! I'm from Melbourne! I know the streets like the back of my hand~ Now keep going left until you see a giant kangaroo. Then go inside it's pouch and it will take you to safety.
    P.S.
    I cannot guarantee that I may or may not be kidnapping you.

  • ausse117

    ausse117

    3 years ago

    Hungy Jack is our countries prime minister and he has a Red Rooster names Burnie............