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3 years ago
I <3 Jack's beard...BUT....I wanna know if anyone can put his beard to shame! Send me your best beard pics :-)
3 years ago
This is my beard.
i think i win.roosterteeth.com/members/images/image.php?id=3215634
Not a big beard but its a pretty awesome one if I do say so my self :P
roosterteeth.com/members/images/image.php?id=3... I still have no clue as to how to make the picture show up on here -.-
not my best beard but the only one i have a picture of file:///C:/Users/RAC/Pictures/pictures/2012-01-06%2008-06-14.978.jpgPost edited 5/31/12 11:49AM
Haven't had beard in a while, my wife doesn't like it, but this is one of my favorites. I look like I just got off an island.s3.roosterteeth.com/images/Valnaug4fc6323b3802b.j... And the everyday pics3.roosterteeth.com/images/Valnaug4fc6347fe7890.j...
Maybe your wife doesn't like it cause she likes the cute face underneath it more...I think you pull it off very well, its extremely cute! and it doesnt hurt that your wearing a Led Zeppelin shirt, good taste
Totally legit.. <_<
This kid is cracking me up right now...I should be disturbed by this but in fact I'm thinking how devilishly cute this bearded baby is!
haha i miss those days but i cant seem to find where i put mines, i know i had one for holloween pretending to be a male version of aragon. ANYWAY, welcome to the site!!! join the family of gamers and RT fans, we welcome you in open arms, hope your experiance is AWESOME!!!
We're meant to beat Jack's beard? Well...I have no chance haha
Awwww... dont say that! let me see it
once i grow one, and i know it is even throughout, ill upload a pic. until then, i'm gonna work on it
yea, lets just hope that day isnt soon, i wouldn't want to draw on a beard.
so sometime in the future I'm going to be having a bad day and then I'm randomly going to get a picture of your new beard...sounds the the best plan ever!
Had my beard since I was about 14/15 (admittedly it didn't look great back then)Heres a recent one and one from the front (bit older!!)
thank you very much :) The formula for a great photo will forever be beard+erect nipple=great photo..first thing I learned in maths!! any greetings from Scotland and happy beard hunting!
Dude, your so right, why didn't I think to add an errect nipple to one of my photos...always a plus! Love the hair and the plaid shirt, the more you look like a lumberjack the better and your beard is super cute! I love it
And yes in the first picture that is indeed an erect nipple..totally adds to the photo I think.
RTX Guardian x4
Thought I would throw my beard into the ring
That's my bedroom door. I have the Reconstruction poster on it, so I'm not just looking at a door when I walk in my bedroom.
Very cute! A beard and glasses are a killer combination...two of my favorite things Where did you take this picture at? it has the RVB thing in the background
and then shortly after that my sister decided to put 63 pencils in it haha...
When I saw your beard I called Jack to tell him you give him a run for his money, omg your beard is so freaking cute! I love it! and its the best color ever plus your shirt makes me laugh...I imagine the last step says, Put on viking hat LOL
Can't grow one myself... so here's my brothers...
No doubt... just wish the military would have a "civil war" philosophy on facial hair still.
SWEET! Tell your brother he needs to show you how to do this, it looks awesome! Cute
Let me try that again. I don't know why it posts on another account, but here I am.
Thanks. I love my beard and beards in general. I just discovered a subreddit about beards. So good.
OMG I cant even tell you how much I love your beard! Your just adorable!
This was a couple of years ago. Funny story: When I went to get my passport, they wanted more proof that I was who I said I was. I think it was the beard. [/img]http://i.imgur.com/0MrYt.jpg[img]
i know i can't compete with these epic beards, but here's mine.
Oooohhhh, I like your beard but I really love your hair! Very cute
i know i can't compete with these epic beards, but here's mine.C:\Users\Michael\Pictures\Dell WebCam Central\120528-140500.jpg
give me 3 months.
Why do I never see people that cool when I'm at target or something, I fell like I'm missing out on a hugh population of cool people cause I hang out at the wrong places! That is one crazy beard and I think I need a picture with that guy!
I grew it out for snowboarding season. Helps keep me warm.
My first reaction is that I wanna pet it, my second one is that it looks like a dead animal...so petting it may be a bit strange. Either way, I love it!
am i doin it right??
I ended up getting that shirt for my sister! When you and Jack are in LA the store is called Pop Killer and it's on 2nd street in Little Tokyo. Also a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally good sushi placed next door called Hama!
LMAO exactly right, nice job! I also totally want the Jack Daniels shirt in the background...
I just shaved about 5 days ago but luckily due to German, Scottish and English blood I managed to crack this out. It's not huge but timing screwed me over >.<
Chewbacca gots nothing on me >:)
OMG, I love it!
LMAO omg send me a picture!
Without sounding too creepy, you should see my legs ;)
You grew that much facial hair in five days! Holy Cow, thats awesome...why isn't the rest of your body ruggedly hairy!?! Very cute by the way...
Probably just wishful thinking, but you should, or more politely, could do this again in a couple months. You have me motivated to grow out a beard now.
Grow ALL of the beards! Raise beard awareness in your local area
sounds like a good idea. But you know I love beards and if you grow one and wanna send me a pic, contest or not, I would love to see it!
Here's 2 more I found after digging. My beard grows and shrinks along with how employed I am, so it has varied through the years.
I like the various stages of beard growth, plus that means you pretty much always have a beard which is a thumbs up in my book!
My beard: And a friends:
The sword and shield actually belong to the elbow guy on the right...who actually lives in Tuscon now, I'm sure he'd lend them to you.
Awwww, I like your little red beard, cute, cute...and also tell your friend I might need to borrow his sword and shield for Comic con!
Here is what i made ^^ LoL
LMAO thats AWESOME!Post edited 5/28/12 12:35AM
Thank you very much. That was, in fact, my intent at the time. That, and promoting my image as one of those intense creative types.
I love it! You remind me of an evil villain who is always calm and collected in this picture, very nice!
Gonna have to shave it eventually, in order to look professional or something silly like that.
OMG your beard is so long! Very cool, I like it alot! and how dare them require professionals to be clean shaven...
Does jack know of this?
You should really let him do a time lapse of his beard growing. I think it would be fantastic!
LOL he tried to submit a photo, I said no way!
I wonder what Jack had to do to convince you to join. Anyways here is my beard touring Zurich. My last job wanted me to cut it. Needless to say I dont work there anymore.
Thank you. I figure a job is only temporary but a beard can be taken to the grave.
Whoa! Now that is dedication to your beard. I have to respect that. Awesome beard!
Does Jack know about the band The Beards?www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
www.damnlol.com/i/80c20062523fe1f3605a5abbeb7f69e9.jpgBeard-tastically awesomeAlso this is mine from two months ago
Yeah it was my son's fake robot hand type thing before he broke it lol Yeah my beard isn't as majestic as Jack's but still pretty good for a months worth of growth :D
I love your little history on beards, very cool! Ummm...are you scratching your beard with a fake hand in this picture? Nice beard!
Yes, it is fake. But as the saying goes, "fake it till you make it!"
Thank you, I appreciate your kind words!
LMAO I love it! very nice fake beard, it's so flawless lol...also congratulations on your pilot's certificate and good luck throughout the rest of school. Motivation and drive are just as appealing as a beard!
I think this guy wins
Holy cow, this man makes me wanna yodel but I don't think I would be able to stop laughing...probably a good thing, me yodeling seems like an awful idea! Nice Pic!
I do enjoy my beard.
Why thank you! To be completely honest i can not really grow a mustache, I tried to once, but it just ended up being very very blond to where you could not notice anyway... Unfortunately i had an interview 2 weeks ago and decided to shave it to look somewhat presentable.
OMG very nice! I love the red and I like the no mustache thing, thats a hard look to pull of, nice job!
...my god why did i have shave and cut my hair off /cry
Thank you very much, tho i don't have the Mohawk anymore either :( and i think my jackass friend stole my shirt
LOL cute, but I looked at your other pic without your beard and hair, that's a great pic too! Your beard is very cute
trying to beat Jack's beard? that is like trying to outrun Usain Bolt. It is impossible.
<.< >.> do it....
LMAO I'm sure he would appreciate that! However I have to agree with Colorado here....a little nair in the shampoo bottle could go a long way! I bet your post will be his favorite
No it's not, you just have to shoot Usain in the leg... basically what I'm saying is we need to shave Jack's beard
this was a couple years ago
I use to be. I played bass in the band though, this was just me fucking around after the show we played ended.
Ooooohhhh!! nice, I like it alot! I see you play the guitar, are you in a band?
to asian to grow a beard
Welcome to the site, I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. My profile picture is probably my best pic of my beard. Take a look and tell me what you think.
Yeah it is. lol Whats funny is people ask me all the time if I've ever dyed my hair before because of the shade of red it is, but I never have. Just was lucky I guess. lol
OMG so cute...Red is the best color a beard can be! I need to know if the hair under your hat is that red..wait...I'm going to go look at your pics to try to find the answer....I checked, it's pretty red also. I love it!Post edited 5/27/12 7:19PM
Formerly robnbomb :-)
So I LOVE (and miss) facial hair.. Unfortunately for me they have these crazy rules about having facial hair and being a soldier... so i picked a couple that hopefully at least one will get consideration..First is my beard with mohawk: Then my Hockey Playoff Beard: Both of those are REALLY old.. so my last one is right now.. Its my "I just had a 3 week vacation before deployment and i want my beard back" beard: YAY BEARDS!
Thanks. Honestly its the comments those that make getting ready for deployment less stressful. Welcome to the site by the way.
Well it is a bummer the military doesn't allow beards but you have my supreme respect for being a soldier and fighting for our country! Thank you for everything you do, it is very much appreciated...
This taped on paper mustache is the closest I get to a beard. Also welcome to the site!
Best entry so far
LMAO I love it!
I'm not sure what is cooler the beard, the hat, or that you are posing like a ninja in what appears to be the wal-mart break room. This picture cracks me up! and I love your beard, its very full, I like that.
The Hard Work
If only. I have to keep clean shaven for work. One day....
I spent the longest time pondering what you blacked out in the background and forgot I was supposed to be looking at your beard! I always think it's amazing when guys have a beard that is precisely trimmed, that takes alot of hard work....Very nice, I like it!
I actually had to shave the facial hair I was growing for an interview only a couple of days ago so I can not trump Jack's almighty beard. I will say however the RT communtiy is might fine close to trumping Jack.
What horrible timing on my part! you know what's funny about Jack's beard is that he never wanted to grow it and so I did the annoying girl thing and kept asking and asking until he grew it out.
Haven't trimmed it in a week, a little warm for the 95 degree weatherPost edited 5/26/12 5:31PM
I am a Bronco fan interested to see what happens with Manning. Born and raised on the plains of Colorado. Lived in westminster for a bit tho.
I have to say, your beard is phenominal. I love that its so thick. I was looking on your page and saw that you are from Colorado. I am also, I was born in Aurora. Does that mean that your a Bronco's fan? I like them but I also like the Texans especially since they have the Broncos old coach.
Well, I may not have my beard anymore, but here's this fun gif I made of me losing it!
I'm glad everyone enjoyed! :D Really, it was just fun to do.
I have to agree that I just wanna sit here and watch this video over and over. But I think I have watched it so many times I have created an emotional attachment to it, now I think I make the faces your making in it while I watch it. OMG this is sad...But I do love it! Your beard is great and your video is strangely mesmerizing! Very Entertaining!
I don't know why, but I have a sudden urge to give you money.
Run for your lives! Burnie is stealing peoples beards again! At least he didn't take your eyebrows too.
Dude... Your beard process is weirdly hypnotic... Mezmorizing
Nobody on the site is going to out-beard damnclem........that beard of his is probably starting to develop into a sentient form of life by now. But here's my contribution to the contest: As you can plainly see, the majority of my hair has migrated away from my head and down to my face over the years.It's also a good thing you posted this journal now, because my beard needs to get trimmed this weekend. My beard is officially too long when my mustache whiskers start getting caught underneath the pop-tabs on a can of Coke. I'm sure anyone who's ever experienced this phenomenon will agree that that shit hurtsBIG TIME.
"Bird never make nest in bare tree." - Japanese proverb
Very Nice! and my favorite color for a beard I'm happy to know you maintain your beard and don't let it get out of control. Because I love beards I must appreciate the art of proper trimming, especially around the mouth. Very cool (and clean ) beard!