So let me tell you about my first CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?

It was a dark green CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!? that really shouldnt've been in a Texas climate. It was the worst color for a car ever. Of all time.

I really wish I had a lighter colored CAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! so it wouldnt heat up so quickly.

My parents sold it when I left Texas, but hopefully when I arrive inside California (bow chicka bow wow) I will get a new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!

You see, I need to get a job and it is of the utmost importance that I find a new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! to get to work.

I have to arrive on time and climb to the top of the leaderboard, you know.

Hee. Freelancers are silly.