What if I spoke like a freelancer?

3 years ago

So let me tell you about my first CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?

It was a dark green CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!? that really shouldnt've been in a Texas climate. It was the worst color for a car ever. Of all time.

I really wish I had a lighter colored CAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! so it wouldnt heat up so quickly.
Still I loved that CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!

My parents sold it when I left Texas, but hopefully when I arrive inside California (bow chicka bow wow) I will get a new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!

You see, I need to get a job and it is of the utmost importance that I find a new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! to get to work.

I have to arrive on time and climb to the top of the leaderboard, you know.

Hee. Freelancers are silly.

Comments (34)

  • LinaMCaboose

    LinaMCaboose

    3 years ago

    heheheh CAAAAARRRRR!!! Please tell me that wasn't part of the corrupted audio >_>

  • ladydonut

    ladydonut

    3 years ago

    And now, we translate into Meta-speak

    Mrrhm grarrhh rrrr MMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHH??

    Grrr MMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHH!? Grrrrhn rrrrhr ggrrr. Mrrggh ggrrhh. Grr.

    Grrhn rrrrarrh MMMRRRRRRRRRHHHHH?! rrrrr ggrrarrrhh. Mrrrhn grrr MMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH?!

    Mrrrhhh ggrrrr ggraarh, mrrraahh grrrhhhnnn (grrrarrarrrhh hah hah) grrrr MMMRRRRRRRRRHHHHH?!

    Mrrahr, grrr rarrh MMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH?! grahr.

    Grrrrrrrr.

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      r0

    • ladydonut

      ladydonut

      3 years ago

      Yes. Just yes.

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      I can keep them coming if you want?
      Or randomly talk about my day as if I was an RVB character sometimes?
      Could be fun...

    • ladydonut

      ladydonut

      3 years ago

      This has to become a series now.

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      Hmmm....

      Caboose's mindworld-Church?

      Listen up assholes.
      Im going to tell you about my first fuckin' car you buttmunching douchebags!

    • ladydonut

      ladydonut

      3 years ago

      We need a Tucker-speak journal.

      Let me tell you about my first car.
      It had lots of space in the back. Bow chicka bow wow.

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      Actually my next journal was going to be Grif-speak.

      Let me tell you about my first Pum- actually?
      Fuck it.
      Im taking a nap
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • SpoonyJuno

    SpoonyJuno

    3 years ago

    Never knew Washington had an ugly looking CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! But at least it wasn't pea-soup green...or the color of shit.

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      I hope my next CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! isnt a dark color...

  • Red_Uncle

    Red_Uncle

    3 years ago

    Well I'm sure it was a nice CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!?, but GRMFMGRMGFM!

    Post edited 5/31/12 3:41AM

    • Red_Uncle

      Red_Uncle

      3 years ago

      smiley13.gif

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      smiley12.gif

    • Red_Uncle

      Red_Uncle

      3 years ago

      GRM smiley9.gifsmiley0.gif

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      GRMFMGMRMFGRGFGMR.
      GRM FGMRMGF MRF MRF~ smiley13.gif

    • Red_Uncle

      Red_Uncle

      3 years ago

      GRMFMGRM! >////<

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      GRMFMGRMGMFMG. XD

    • Red_Uncle

      Red_Uncle

      3 years ago

      GMRMFM smiley10.gifsmiley7.gif

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      GMRMFMGMRMGF. smiley3.gif

    • Red_Uncle

      Red_Uncle

      3 years ago

      GMFMMFGMGMRMF smiley11.gifsmiley0.gif

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      GMRMFMGMRG...
      smiley4.gif

    • Red_Uncle

      Red_Uncle

      3 years ago

      GMFMRGMFMMmmmmm! smiley1.gif

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      GMFMRGMFMMGMRMFMGRMGFMGRMRF~ smiley12.gif

    • Red_Uncle

      Red_Uncle

      3 years ago

      GRGRMG!?

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      GRFMGMmmGMRMGMFMMGR.....

    • Red_Uncle

      Red_Uncle

      3 years ago

      GRMGRMFMGRMGFMFMGRMGFM!

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      GFMMGRMGFMMGMRGMF?

  • DaftProdigy

    DaftProdigy Dirty Dirty Shizno

    3 years ago

    It was the worst color for a car ever.

    The worst color for a CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!

    Post edited 5/31/12 3:36AM

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      Woops! XD

  • MoltenSlowa

    MoltenSlowa

    3 years ago

    So would you put down new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR for the insurance?

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      No. I would put down new CAAAAAAAAR?!.

  • manofchance

    manofchance

    3 years ago

    although if you want to get technical, no freelancer would say bow chicka bow wow smiley0.gif

    • niriall

      niriall THE META

      3 years ago

      Thats why parenthesis.