It all makes sense now.

3 years ago

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is NOT what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

Comments (13)

  • HSHendy


    3 years ago

    Secret Sirvice?

  • Marinealver


    3 years ago

    We like to change our names. We used to tbe the Military Service, now the Armed Service, Now the Uniformed Service.

    But I am pretty sure me and a few otheres are the ones getting serveced no mater what name they call it.

  • LindaRoland


    3 years ago

    Top post.
    I LOVE it when you're on top!

  • DumpsterMutt


    3 years ago

    Well, ya learn something new everyday. I'm just sad that today's lesson is called, "realization". As in, "Today, I realized that I was getting fucked." smiley8.gifsmiley13.gif

  • RvBRecruit


    3 years ago

    That figures.

  • reSpawn


    3 years ago just figured that out? smiley7.gif

    ...I always heard Southerners were slow. smiley1.gif

    ...but, gee-wiz man! smiley8.gif

  • death5750


    3 years ago

    Yes but we are the cows that example smiley5.gif

  • msenkarik


    3 years ago

    You and I serve the constitution... THEY serve the government. notice the difference?

  • MadCatKaine


    3 years ago

    but I have been to a "service" station and all I got was an oil change. "budumpbum" smiley0.gif

  • FushigiHime

    FushigiHime Interesting

    3 years ago

    now that's special service for ya! smiley8.gif