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Writes the high priestess:


Immediately following Thanksgiving, Black Friday is a dedicated block of time when shops mark down merchandise to wholesale prices in order to lure herds of gullible customers into a violent, frenzied stampede, and force embattled retail employees to clean up after their swath of greed-inspired destruction.


Hopefully Lord Omega doesn't get any ideas.


Cheers to @RWBimbie for the question!