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Psycholagny GrlGotBrainz
29 year-old female from San Francisco - now in Gainesville
Reading: The Infection by Craig DiLouie
Playing: Halo 4 [thx2Kyle]

I play comic books and read video games. I am on the internet and therefore not female.
I am in fact a 15 year old male from Conshohocken Ave with a penchant for duct tape and classical music.

If I pool my resources, I could become a billiards champion.
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Name Angel Raider XVIII
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Interests I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees I write award-winning operas I manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.
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Music Using only a hoe and a large glass of water I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello I was scouted by the Mets I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays after school I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
Movies I am an abstract artist a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller 'number nine' and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
TV Shows I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
Books I balance I weave I dodge I frolic and my bills are all paid. On weekends to let off steam I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet I have performed open-heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis.
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