Events
Usually, I'm just a lowly opinions columnist. Ironically, that is most of what our readers actually read. Today, I was unexpectedly given the lead story in the paper. I was tasked with writing about the CorbinStock music festival held at WIU. I was going to go anyways, since Flatfoot 56 was playing, but going as press was awesome.

Also, I looked at an "IQ graph" of how people voted. Of course liberal propaganda wanted you to believe that the intelligent people vote Democrat. Of course, many of those states house Ivy League schools... and those people are smart as hell. But the point of it was to put the Republican states on the bottom half. I think IQ should also have voting fa...

Events
Usually, I'm just a lowly opinions columnist. Ironically, that is most of what our readers actually read. Today, I was unexpectedly given the lead story in the paper. I was tasked with writing about the CorbinStock music festival held at WIU. I was going to go anyways, since Flatfoot 56 was playing, but going as press was awesome.

Also, I looked at an "IQ graph" of how people voted. Of course liberal propaganda wanted you to believe that the intelligent people vote Democrat. Of course, many of those states house Ivy League schools... and those people are smart as hell. But the point of it was to put the Republican states on the bottom half. I think IQ should also have voting factored into the number this election season. After the shit President Obama put us through, there is no way intelligent people will vote Democrat (Unless it's Randall Terry, who is basically a Republican... fuck you, Feminists).