Pew pew pew! Meow! How is everyone, I'm sorry to inform you all, but Rebecca is feeling rather lazy, so you're going to have to deal with the waffling of a mad man! Well mad cat technically because I'm actully Rebecca's pet cat, she's ever so nice to me I must admit! She makes me tea, get's me cans of tuna, all the things a cat would want in an owner =D
Now come with me on a journey that will strech your mind and take your imagination to the very limits of reality! That's right we're going to go on a mystical trip of comradship and chivialry, through my mind to answer the question to everything. The sacred question is
WHEN SHOULD ONE ADD MILK?!?
<insert dramatic music and sound of thunder>
This quesiton has plagued people for centuries! Never knowing when someone should add milk to their tea, at the beginning or 12 minutes in? Who knows? It's just one of those things that's impossible to understand, like birds, What are birds? We just don't know
Well I know what birds are, they a nommy snack for a growing cat like myself, but that's beside the point! We have a very scientific question to answer here and I know just the man to answer it!
Introducing....
Barry the half penguin
Barry: Why yes, it's rather obvious when one should add milk. You must add it after (i+3x) where x is a number that only exists in an ever fluxuating loops of crazyness in Daniel's mind. Once you've managed to cross over into the plains of complexity, you'll be able to brew the perfect cup of tea!
Now you may ask yourself, who the hell is this Daniel fellow? To be honest I don't know, he's some crazy person that Rebecca hangs out with. I don't like this , she should be spending more time with her cat! I mean I can't pour myself, the great cat king, a saucer of milk now, can I?
Oh yes I think I forgot to mention I'm also the King of the Great and Noble Cat Kingdom, it's a rather nice place, I must admit! you should visit it sometime! We have lots of cool things to do....
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Sorry I need to get this, it's my
Banana phone!!!
*sigh* sorry about that, it was hello kitty, she needed to know where the keys for the courtyard were in Castle Catington! She's such a forgetful little thing, I must admit! but she is one lovely cat =D MEOW!
But that's beside the point, back to the question in hand:
WHEN SHOULD ONE ADD MILK?!?
<insert dramatic music and sound of thunder>
Well the answer is simple really, you just add the milk at the very....
<we interupt this journal to kidnap the cat. The secret can not be realised! If you wish to see this feline again bring 33 Golden Salmon to windsor castle>
<journal bot activated>
Hello, I am journal bot. I am here to finish the journal in place of the Cat King...
Bleep Bloop,
#VALUE?
<due to the nonsense generator overloading the journal bot is unable to continue, in addition to this it has also created a purple monkey wearing a green top hat in the middle of berlin>
RAWR! I think that's everything!
Meep, if this has made any sense to you, tell me and then go and see a Doctor, I think it's for the best if you do.... =P
The answer is add it at the beginning :P
And finally a song about another nommy looking treat, I'm hoping Rebecca will get me, her cat [link]
Pew pew pew! Meow! How is everyone, I'm sorry to inform you all, but Rebecca is feeling rather lazy, so you're going to have to deal with the waffling of a mad man! Well mad cat technically because I'm actully Rebecca's pet cat, she's ever so nice to me I must admit! She makes me tea, get's me cans of tuna, all the things a cat would want in an owner =D
Now come with me on a journey that will strech your mind and take your imagination to the very limits of reality! That's right we're going to go on a mystical trip of comradship and chivialry, through my mind to answer the question to everything. The sacred question is
WHEN SHOULD ONE ADD MILK?!?
<insert dramatic music and sound of thunder>
This quesiton has plagued people for centuries! Never knowing when someone should add milk to their tea, at the beginning or 12 minutes in? Who knows? It's just one of those things that's impossible to understand, like birds, What are birds? We just don't know
Well I know what birds are, they a nommy snack for a growing cat like myself, but that's beside the point! We have a very scientific question to answer here and I know just the man to answer it!
Introducing....
Barry the half penguin
Barry: Why yes, it's rather obvious when one should add milk. You must add it after (i+3x) where x is a number that only exists in an ever fluxuating loops of crazyness in Daniel's mind. Once you've managed to cross over into the plains of complexity, you'll be able to brew the perfect cup of tea!
Now you may ask yourself, who the hell is this Daniel fellow? To be honest I don't know, he's some crazy person that Rebecca hangs out with. I don't like this , she should be spending more time with her cat! I mean I can't pour myself, the great cat king, a saucer of milk now, can I?
Oh yes I think I forgot to mention I'm also the King of the Great and Noble Cat Kingdom, it's a rather nice place, I must admit! you should visit it sometime! We have lots of cool things to do....
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Sorry I need to get this, it's my
Banana phone!!!
*sigh* sorry about that, it was hello kitty, she needed to know where the keys for the courtyard were in Castle Catington! She's such a forgetful little thing, I must admit! but she is one lovely cat =D MEOW!
But that's beside the point, back to the question in hand:
WHEN SHOULD ONE ADD MILK?!?
<insert dramatic music and sound of thunder>
Well the answer is simple really, you just add the milk at the very....
<we interupt this journal to kidnap the cat. The secret can not be realised! If you wish to see this feline again bring 33 Golden Salmon to windsor castle>
<journal bot activated>
Hello, I am journal bot. I am here to finish the journal in place of the Cat King...
Bleep Bloop,
#VALUE?
<due to the nonsense generator overloading the journal bot is unable to continue, in addition to this it has also created a purple monkey wearing a green top hat in the middle of berlin>
RAWR! I think that's everything!
Meep, if this has made any sense to you, tell me and then go and see a Doctor, I think it's for the best if you do.... =P
The answer is add it at the beginning :P
And finally a song about another nommy looking treat, I'm hoping Rebecca will get me, her cat [link]
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