A real life conversation!Her: You look tired, you should go to bed.
Me: I don't actually sleep. I never needed it.
Her: I've seen you sleep. You snore.
Me: I was faking it. That's right, I fake it in bed.
Her: Haha! That's my job.
Me: Haha. Smartass. You're gonna have to.

A real life conversation!Her: You look tired, you should go to bed.
Me: I don't actually sleep. I never needed it.
Her: I've seen you sleep. You snore.
Me: I was faking it. That's right, I fake it in bed.
Her: Haha! That's my job.
Me: Haha. Smartass. You're gonna have to.
