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Schmegal
30 year-old male from Evergreen, CO
An ex-military man with a good sense of humor and a high tolerance for bullshit. By bullshit, I mean being called a noob, or flamebait, or any other word that doesn't exist that is meant to cause me psychological harm by a 15 year old kid who thinks that the term "Master Chief" is just a nickname for a Halo character.

But don't think that just because I can take it I won't serve it right back to you, ten times harder. Learn how to argue if you're going to start with me. I'm an asshole when it comes to semantics.
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Health risks my ass.
So the same fat cunt that started the "Cheese Club" at my college wants to ban smoking on campus.

Fatty McLardass, (who's so concerned with her health, by the way), wants to ban smoking on the entire fucking campus. It's bad enough that I've been banished to a 3x3 square to share with a thousand other smokers, now that's about to go away too. Stop crashing my party you stupid bitch, I'm not putting a ban on cheese because it causes high cholesterol (which by now you know), so shut the fuck up about my smoking. Colorado already passed a law that requires me to be standing at least 15 feet from the entrance. If I see you walking in Monday morning, you'd better believe I'm breaking that one just to follow you into the school blowing smoke in your face. Fuck you and your friends. The same friends that you got your unbiased opinions from to conduct your survey to pass to the board to get your dumbass policy passed.

Non-smokers, why do you care why or where I smoke? One waitress died from lung cancer in 1983 and it's been downhill for the smokers since. If nicotine is so addictive, why isn't anyone addicted to second hand smoke?

Want me to move 15 feet from the door? Fuck you. There's more than one door into this building if it bothers you that much. Takes me about 3 minutes to smoke a cigarette start-to-finish, but you're going to waste 4 months lobbying because I was near a door.

But your fat ass gets stuck in the door from all the cheese you've been eating, FORCING me to go around. I don't even have the option of holding my breath, sucking it up, and dealing with it for 5 seconds. I have to go around the side door and call the fire department to bring the jaws of life.
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Name Nick
Birthday August 31st, 1981
Interests Making movies about crap that I've done in the past. There's enough to tell to keep me making movies for a while.
SCHMEGAL'S...
Music I'm not set on any specific genre though I do enjoy classic rock more than most modern music. Orchestral pieces from the late Classical / early Romantic period over most of the other styles too. L. V. Beethoven kicks ass.
Movies There's a lot of really good indy flicks coming out lately. And I have to say I'm glad I'm boarding that train. Hollywood is just regurgitating the same crap over and over and it sickens me.
TV Shows Not too many. Whatever I can lampoon when I'm making my movies.
Books Robert Ludlum; Tom Clancy; Chuck Palahnik