Odd things of the week Pt. I
Well I thought I'd start a journal of weird things that I've either seen or experienced or whatever the hell you'd call it, I don't know.

Anywho, to start things off, at my job, I found that someone, or something, had stuffed into the toilet seat cover dispenser, not one, but two router bits. Again, someone stuffed two router bits into where you grab covers with which to crap upon. I believe a what the fuck is in order.

Then we come to the campus at NCSU, or really nearby the campus, While driving my car I saw to EMO people crossing the street, and one of them had a practice katana. I will repeat, a fucking practice sword. And she had it attached like she was going into b...

Odd things of the week Pt. I
Well I thought I'd start a journal of weird things that I've either seen or experienced or whatever the hell you'd call it, I don't know.

Anywho, to start things off, at my job, I found that someone, or something, had stuffed into the toilet seat cover dispenser, not one, but two router bits. Again, someone stuffed two router bits into where you grab covers with which to crap upon. I believe a what the fuck is in order.

Then we come to the campus at NCSU, or really nearby the campus, While driving my car I saw to EMO people crossing the street, and one of them had a practice katana. I will repeat, a fucking practice sword. And she had it attached like she was going into battle, though the fedora, plaid skirt and blood red blouse kinda killed the whole display. Oh, and she didn't have shoes on. Well she had panty hose, but that's about as effective as a turd in the fragrance store.

Finally, for those who were around when I was working on the book "The Norsemen's Saga" you probably remember Gorm and his crew. Well I was sending out a short story about a fight between them and some Saxons, and I sent it out to a couple of places to try and be published.

That was about two years ago. That's 730 days, or 17520 hours, or 1051200 minutes, or 63072000 seconds. Or a very fucking long time to wait.

I just now got a letter from the guy....He somehow was so backed up, he didn't even know that I had sent the story in. Oh wait, he sent another...they don't want to publish the story. Well that sucks a million.

Those are some of the highlights of the week. Hope you enjoyed, and comment with your own highlights of the week.