UPS = Unbelievable Pussboy Shitheads.Amy, the love of my life, apple of my eye, etc, is in South Carolina. She accidently left her address book here in Florida. I decide to be a nice guy and ship her address book and a little present I got her. The UPS Store is close so I decide to go with them.
3 mother fucking weeks later
I am incredibly pissed off. They sent the package BACK because there was a dog in the yard. A FUCKING DOG! The UPS Store guy said the driver tried dropping it off 3 times and was scared to do it because of the dog. And the store is telling me that I have to pay for it again if I want it sent. I don't get my money back because the situation was listed as an "Emergency Situation" by the driver. I fail to see how a dog makes it an Emergency, but whatever. I'm going to pick it up today and just send it through the mail. I fucking hate UPS with a passion now.