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37 year-old male from Valrico, FL
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UPS = Unbelievable Pussboy Shitheads.Amy, the love of my life, apple of my eye, etc, is in South Carolina. She accidently left her address book here in Florida. I decide to be a nice guy and ship her address book and a little present I got her. The UPS Store is close so I decide to go with them.

3 mother fucking weeks later

I am incredibly pissed off. They sent the package BACK because there was a dog in the yard. A FUCKING DOG! The UPS Store guy said the driver tried dropping it off 3 times and was scared to do it because of the dog. And the store is telling me that I have to pay for it again if I want it sent. I don't get my money back because the situation was listed as an "Emergency Situation" by the driver. I fail to see how a dog makes it an Emergency, but whatever. I'm going to pick it up today and just send it through the mail. I fucking hate UPS with a passion now.
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Name Chris
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Birthday January 28th, 1976
Interests God. Beer. Cigarettes. Sex.
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Movies Chinatown Double Indemnity Super Troopers Star Wars (before lucas fagged out) Hell...just about anything with Nicholson in it...there9;s too damn many to bother listing. Go to http://www.imdb.com. There. I like those movies.
TV Shows CSI MST3k The Simpsons Family Guy. The rest can burn.
Books Again too damn many to list.