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Fucking Airmen...
I got told off today.

I was attempting to train an airman on how to order parts. This is a mildly complicated procedure, and requires a bit of attention to get down. The airman was already irritating me because he's smarmy bastard that doesn't know when to shut up. Yes, I'm well aware of the hypocrisy, but I'm only a smarmy bastard that doesn't know when to shut up when I'm not working. In uniform, I'm all business.

I was going over the material for the third time, because he was more interested in cracking jokes than paying attention to what I was telling him. As I'm talking, he taps me on the shoulder and says, "Hey, what's this?" I look over my shoulder and he's making the "OK" sign with his hand an inch away from it.

I'm not sure if any of you have ever heard of the game "Meat Gazer," but it's rather popular amongst the high school and military crowds. The rules of the game are that if you get someone to look at your hand while making the "OK" sign, you get to hit them. It has to be below the waist to count, and if someone sticks a finger into the ring of your thumb and forefinger, they get to hit you, instead.

The jackass sees that I've seen his signal, and hits me in the shoulder. While I'm trying to train him. For the third fucking time. And he's not even playing the game right.

My supervisor overheard me as I was correcting the airman and pulled me aside.

Apparently, the correct way to correct the airman in this instance was to calmly say, "This is not the time for games. Pay attention."

It was NOT, "If you ever fucking do that again while I'm trying to fucking train you, I will hike my foot so fucking far into that cavern-esque opening you call an asshole that you'll have to move my toes out of the way the next time you want to suck someone's cock."

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