Saber-toothed kyle
Cast

Saber-toothed Kyle- played by Kyle
Joseph- played by Jake
Bella- Chelsea

Synopsis
Were in the desert trying to find the saber-toothed Kyle a mate. We are trying to get to runescape to fill our bacon meter. We try to fish for bacon in the river, but Jeff directs us to a runescape wedding, hoping that will stimulate the Kyle. At the wedding, it becomes springtime, and there are many females at the runescape wedding. Kyle runs off to mate and Joseph and Bella mingle in the wedding. We see Yonkers candy but decides not to get any them Kyle comes back crying because the bushes don’t like him.

Joseph- I have a Technicolor dream coat, long hair. A long white robe when my mojo is off. I’m a true servant of god; I carry an AK47 In my sandal. And I’m baby-sitting a saber-toothed Kyle.

Saber-toothed Kyle- Has a fang and a mouth in the fang and jumps and leaps around on the ground, makes a funny ka-loo-ca-koo sound, and speaks sometimes, is very smart and hopefully eats Bella. O.o

Bella- A slow candy-store employee who is going with Joseph and a saber-toothed Kyle to find the lost city of runescape. She is usually confused and doesn’t know what’s going on. Hopefully she shoots the saber-toothed Kyle that way Joseph is the only one left alive.

Joseph- Bella, come on Bella my gay Jesus voice is telling me to take the saber-toothed Kyle this way to the near by river which just so happens to be placed in the desert.

Bella- Ok! Can I have a jesus voice , too? Where do they come from?

Joseph- ah Duh!!! , Bella they come from Jesus, and no you cant have one. If you had one I wouldn’t be the best character in the story.

Bella- Oh…. Ok but why are you the best? Isn’t Kyle the focus of the story? I mean, has the whole reason been even in the desert.

Saber-toothed Kyle- I say, yes I’m the one everyone is focused on, But why is it I who’s so important

Bella- I don’t no.

Joseph- *Kicks the Kyle in the butt* no your not the best “look over there Bella, do you see that thing shinning on the ground.”

Bella- ooo it’s probably a medal! Maybe we won the grand prize!

Joseph- * ‘smack��s Bella softly * It’s not a medal dumb, dumb. It’s a lamp pick it up.

Bella - *picks up lamp and brushes off * what do you suspect it’s doing in the desert?

Joseph- I don’t know, how could I know, give it to the Kyle.

Saber-toothed Kyle- I Say, what is this strange contraption? May I break it?

Bella- it’s pretty! But ok, if you think that will help you with your little…. problem.

Joseph- wait! No… Aww it’s to late.

Bella- O great it’s broken and Joseph said not to!

Saber-toothed Kyle- the scattered pieces of glass look so mesmerizing.

Bella- I think it’s pretty!

Joseph- Looks! Look at the remains! There’s smoke coming from them! It’s blue! Whom!

Bella- it’s not good to smoke Mr. Pretty broken pieces!

Saber-toothed Kyle- It’s accumulating…into a… genie! OH MY HEAVENS!

Jeff-by smashing opens my lamp and setting me free, you have proven yourselves worthy. I will lead you to the mystical land of runescape! Come, jump through the portal

Joseph- there’s bound to be a mate in runescape Kyle!

Saber-toothed kyle- runescape is just what we’ve been looking for old chaps!

Bella-It look like stargate!

Saber-toothed kyle
Cast

Saber-toothed Kyle- played by Kyle
Joseph- played by Jake
Bella- Chelsea

Synopsis
Were in the desert trying to find the saber-toothed Kyle a mate. We are trying to get to runescape to fill our bacon meter. We try to fish for bacon in the river, but Jeff directs us to a runescape wedding, hoping that will stimulate the Kyle. At the wedding, it becomes springtime, and there are many females at the runescape wedding. Kyle runs off to mate and Joseph and Bella mingle in the wedding. We see Yonkers candy but decides not to get any them Kyle comes back crying because the bushes don’t like him.

Joseph- I have a Technicolor dream coat, long hair. A long white robe when my mojo is off. I’m a true servant of god; I carry an AK47 In my sandal. And I’m baby-sitting a saber-toothed Kyle.

Saber-toothed Kyle- Has a fang and a mouth in the fang and jumps and leaps around on the ground, makes a funny ka-loo-ca-koo sound, and speaks sometimes, is very smart and hopefully eats Bella. O.o

Bella- A slow candy-store employee who is going with Joseph and a saber-toothed Kyle to find the lost city of runescape. She is usually confused and doesn’t know what’s going on. Hopefully she shoots the saber-toothed Kyle that way Joseph is the only one left alive.

Joseph- Bella, come on Bella my gay Jesus voice is telling me to take the saber-toothed Kyle this way to the near by river which just so happens to be placed in the desert.

Bella- Ok! Can I have a jesus voice , too? Where do they come from?

Joseph- ah Duh!!! , Bella they come from Jesus, and no you cant have one. If you had one I wouldn’t be the best character in the story.

Bella- Oh…. Ok but why are you the best? Isn’t Kyle the focus of the story? I mean, has the whole reason been even in the desert.

Saber-toothed Kyle- I say, yes I’m the one everyone is focused on, But why is it I who’s so important

Bella- I don’t no.

Joseph- *Kicks the Kyle in the butt* no your not the best “look over there Bella, do you see that thing shinning on the ground.”

Bella- ooo it’s probably a medal! Maybe we won the grand prize!

Joseph- * ‘smack��s Bella softly * It’s not a medal dumb, dumb. It’s a lamp pick it up.

Bella - *picks up lamp and brushes off * what do you suspect it’s doing in the desert?

Joseph- I don’t know, how could I know, give it to the Kyle.

Saber-toothed Kyle- I Say, what is this strange contraption? May I break it?

Bella- it’s pretty! But ok, if you think that will help you with your little…. problem.

Joseph- wait! No… Aww it’s to late.

Bella- O great it’s broken and Joseph said not to!

Saber-toothed Kyle- the scattered pieces of glass look so mesmerizing.

Bella- I think it’s pretty!

Joseph- Looks! Look at the remains! There’s smoke coming from them! It’s blue! Whom!

Bella- it’s not good to smoke Mr. Pretty broken pieces!

Saber-toothed Kyle- It’s accumulating…into a… genie! OH MY HEAVENS!

Jeff-by smashing opens my lamp and setting me free, you have proven yourselves worthy. I will lead you to the mystical land of runescape! Come, jump through the portal

Joseph- there’s bound to be a mate in runescape Kyle!

Saber-toothed kyle- runescape is just what we’ve been looking for old chaps!

Bella-It look like stargate!