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SpiceyCarpet GregoryHouse
28 year-old male from Plainsboro, NJ
If you don't have a sense of humor... you are already dead.






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November 1st, 2009

Selling airsoft pistols... Please buy!

I got out of airsoft. I was tired of paying to play and having people cheat. I'm into first person shooters now. It stings less.

fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/spo/1446679641.html

If someone wants to buy these, I will pay the shipping. They are in hard cases and are in top shape. I have no use for them now.

I know, I know, I'm plugging a sale on the journal, but hey, I figure if someone wants to save money on some awesome gear, here it is. If you buy both, I will send you a real U.S. Army uniform for free, worn only twice in service (I had 4 pair). Not just the uniform, but the entire set... boots, cap, knee and elbow armor, and PFC ranks with army issue socks and underwear still in the package.
Groups18 Groups
Dr. Horrible Dr. Horrible Is there a horrible doctor in the house? A Joss Whedon Production starring Neil Patrick Harris, Nathan Fillion, and Felicia Day.
Drunk Tank Drunk Tank The official group for Drunk Tank podcasts
P.E.T.A P.E.T.A People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
Movie Watchers Movie Watchers A group for movie lovers.
Inconspicuous Inconspicuous No one will ever join this group, besides me.
Awesome Hero Awesome Hero Help us create the greatest music game EVER!!!!!!!!!
The Goods
NAME
Gregory House
OCCUPATION
Director of Diagnostic Medicine
BIRTHDAY
June 11th, 1981
INTERESTS
U.S. Army Computers and Technology Mechanics Aviation Video Games and Lady Butts. Mmm Mmm... Gotta love those Lady Butts.
FAVORITE MUSIC
Anything that sings about butts. I love butts. Lady butts.
FAVORITE MOVIES
The Big Lebowski. Need I list anything more? I heard there is a transformers movie coming out... but for now this is the only movie that matters. "They pee'd on you f'n rug."
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
Top Gear; Burning Rubber with Tiff Needel; Formula 1; Anything Le Mans; Prison Break and any cartoon that is so discusting you have to be insane to watch it... like Drawn Together or Robot Chicken.
FAVORITE BOOKS
I once read this really good book based on a true story but kinda warped around to make it more interesting even though I thought the true story was quite amazing and insightfull compared to most fantasy movies that you see so god damned often thanks to the money driven world of lies and death with a side of fake magic which is really nothing more than additional lies that are believable thanks to slight of hand and trickery learned from defending ones own personal self from the so called evil which in itself is a reflection of ones inner fears which come out as pregidous opinions and anger twoards the things we fear. It was called the long winded bastard.
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES
Making video games taught me to hate video games. I like racing games shooting games pornographic games silly games stupid games fantasy games simulation games omnipresent games first person games and games that come with free drugs.
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KillaKiwi210
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Wow. Just wow about your dissertation you wrote. That was straight to the point and had all the things I try to get people to understand. Good Job my good sir.
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what are you, High? the only resemblance I have to Larry the cable guy is that I am fat and have cut off sleeves from a flannel shirt.
Xorda
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Mr SEGA
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I'm fine with my 22'' and my 15''.

Thanks, though.
lillybellwon
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Posted 3 weeks ago
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lol..maybe both. ^_-
Tent27
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Go back to suppressing India? wow you are an unamerican asshole
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Posted 1 month ago
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thanks a bunch dude!

I dig this song.
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Grounds for Devorce
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yo homejew,what's the song from the House M.D. commercials?

it's stuck in my head >.<
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Thank you for your support.
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Hey, this is Jen, FadingLight's sister. Thank you for your efforts and donating if you can. All the support is really appreciated. Everything really does help. Thank you again!
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