Bleep bloop. Drunk.

Take a shot with Rooster Teeth!

Burnie's dream has become a reality- he has become a Bobble Head. Burnie, Tasmania wishes they had one too.

Open your bottles with Rooster Teeth, and not your actual teeth. Safety first, kids!

It's the Rooster Teeth Podcast, here to help you get drunk!

LLLLET'S GO CAKELESS!

Tower of Pimps and YOLO. Both great ways to achieve happiness.

Get into some animated adventures of your own with these RTAA slap bracelets! Snake poop not included.

One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue with these stylish slap bracelets. And by one day, we mean RIGHT NOW.

Get excited for Rooster Teeth's new series RWBY with this set of 9 brand new buttons!

Two Achievement Hunter logo slap bands so you can slap your jackass friends and look good doing it.

It's Orange, it's Grifball, it holds everything but the kitchen sink, but that would probably fit.

Carry your most valuable items in this even more valuable backpack! Achievement Hunters, now there's a bag for you! It can even hold your Xbox!

The Rooster Teeth slap bands you know and love now in multi-colors.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures Button Pack - Collection of 5 different buttons.

Need a bag for your stuff? Caboose has you covered with this high-quality stitched masterpiece.

This high-quality, stitched-logo messenger bag is the perfect thing to carry laptops or school books in.

Create your own laptop skin now!

This sleek and sexy bottle opener/key chain will open all bottles.. it might even open your heart. To love.

The best of both worlds! Get both the Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter pint glasses in this money-saving bundle.

Hello there beautiful/handsome achievement hunter, why not be the classy woman/man you are and drink...

To celebrate our Golden Button Award for the RvB Buttons, we have a special bundle available with ALL 4 BUTTON PACKS!

Rooster Teeth Button Pack - Collection of 5 Rooster Teeth Buttons!

Sure, Freelancers have A.I.

Red vs Blue Button Pack - Collection of 5 Buttons

Red vs Blue Button Pack Collection of 5 buttons

My glass can hold more achievements than your glass. Get both and compare.

Rooster Teeth? More like Juice-ter Teeth, am I right? Use this stylish RT Pint glass for juice or any other beverage of your choice.

This bundle comes with 2 RT Pint Glasses- one for you and one for your friend, unless you don't like to wash dishes.