How to Tell If You're a bit of a Slapper
* You've had 3 different men in your bed on 3 consecutive nights, and you're not on holiday in Ibiza
* People say is that a belt when referring to your new skirt
* You buy all your jewellery from Argos.
* You have more than one pair of knee high boots.
* You've never met your best friend's boyfriend/husb
* You wake up regularly in strange beds, or in strange underwear.
* You never wear knickers when you wear a mini skirt.
* You got expelled from school for having sex with a student teacher on the premises.
* When you started work you got sacked for having sex with the tea boy in the stationary cupboard, and the whole office watched it on the CCTV.
* You never wear knickers- always thongs.
* You think crotchless knickers are cool.
* When you get drunk, you seem to always end up flashing your tits to everyone around you.
* Doreen from 'Birds of a Feather' is your role model.
* You buy 'PlayGirl' magazine.
* The local GUI clinic has a mailing list exclusively for your contacts.
* You think that orange actually is your natural skin tone.
* Half the neighbourhood knows you go for the full Brazilian wax.
* When you meet your boyfriends dad you realise he looks all tooooo familiar....
* You like getting your ears pulled by strangers
* You only shower before going out on the pull.
* Essential handbag items include bright red lippy, femifresh and clean tights.
* You have been advised that you can only take the morning after pill so many times in one month
* You have difficulty finding someone new to have sex with in your town.
* Your school skirt is rolled up at the waist, shortening it by about 12inches.
* In the office you think that the photocopier is a seat.
* You wake up regularly in strange cars
* The label in your knickers doesn't indicate size so much as how many minutes you go without shagging someone at your local nightclub.
* You've slept with your best friend's boyfriend/husb
* You think big gold earrings are hip and trendy.
* You use hoop ear rings for supporting your legs.
* You think wearing rings on all available fingers looks kewl.
* You take pleasure in wearing little white newlook dresses with gold buckles and no underwear.
* You've been on the television show 'The Villa'
* You think yellow-blond peroxide color is "kewl"
* You are a walking equal opportunities policy and will sleep with anyone regardless of age, race, religion, marital status ..
* Your "roots" are always showing.
* At the nightclub, you have used the toilets for sex with strange men while your bf is waiting at the DJ box!
* You always have to wear your boots when shagging.