17 year-old male from Chepstow At the dawn of a fine Autumn day in the spice fields of south Yorkshire, i was strolling with my estranged yet placid dog Jeremiah when a intimidating woman stepped before me (she also happened to be made of wasps). as the she-beast drew closer i grabbed my lucky pot of Swedish camel jelly and preformed the profane summoning of Boris the one eyed bear. Boris appeared before me wearing his finest suit and holding the bollocks of a platypus. as i watched in awe Boris proceeded to remove the woman's spine and carefully dismantle it, he then polished all the pieces and finally set it ablaze. My name is Tommy, this was my Tuesday.