Two cowboys are eating dinner at a campfire when another rides up on a grizzly bear, using two rattlesnakes as reins. They offer him food and he immediately hops off the bear, grabs a handful of hot beans straight out of the cooking pot and stuffs them in his mouth. He then takes a drink of scalding hot coffee straight from the iron kettle before picking his teeth clean with the sting of a live scorpion. The cowboy hops back on the grizzly and says: ”I hate to eat and run fellas but there's a real badass right behind me.”
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