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    • 0goftransfat

      Dear Internet

      4 years ago

      Starfield screen saver
      Your welcome.
      This is the only good screen saver and it was discontinued in 2001 or something like that, anyway now you don't have to put up with all the crap they bundled with windows 7. I guess what I'm saying is here some good old screen saver nostalgia.

    • 0goftransfat

      Something to think about...

      5 years ago

      Number of gun owners in the U.S.: 80,000,000

      Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500

      Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188

      Number of physicians in the U.S.: 700,000

      Number of accidental deaths caused by physicians per year (all age groups): 120,000

      Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)

      Statistically, Doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

      FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. (As a public health measure, statistics on lawyers were withheld for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.)

    • 0goftransfat

      Rules for being human

      6 years ago

      1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.
      2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."
      3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."
      4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
      5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
      6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."
      7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
      8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
      9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
      10. You will forget all this.

    • 0goftransfat

      RvB 360

      6 years ago

      So I was bored the other night and this was the outcome of said boredom.

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    • 0goftransfat

      Weeeee!

      6 years ago

      So I purchased a console access kit and it finally arrived. Security Torx screwdrivers kick ass. It used to be that I had to use my HORRIBLY MANGLED "Specially Modified" standard (flat head for you non tool people) screwdriver to open my 360 controllers or attempt to break off the security post and it worked. But now it takes no where near the time it used to. Totally worth it if you have a controller that has a minor problem but still works. The one that I stomped to death was a lost cause. But the one with the squeaky parts got greased and the one with the derailed thumb stick got realigned.

    • 0goftransfat

      Short, Sweet, and to the point

      6 years ago

      I am without internet. It costs too much money, that's why. If i successfully "borrow" some internet I will let you all know. So until i get internet...
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    • 0goftransfat

      When to start cussing

      7 years ago

      A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know
      what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass..' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
      When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
      WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
      kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
      She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

  • Comments (332)

    • ODST_SGT

      6 years ago

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    • ODST_SGT

      6 years ago

      I see Mike find your login...


      *glaces at Occupation.*


      I r haz horrible grammar. You know what I meant!

    • ODST_SGT

      6 years ago

      I see Mike find your login...


      *glaces at Occupation.*

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      Yeah, your avatar is pretty accurate.

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      I has mah shirt. Yay me.

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?!?!

      Oh wait, it's only Monday morning...
      >_>
      <_<
      ~_~

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      Haha. Mike changed your interests to "men." lol. You might wanna fix that. Or not, your choice dude, I'm not here to judge.

    • cml1983

      7 years ago

      dont you love it when people are asses

    • drythe

      7 years ago

      i have a level 50 defender as well but i like my commando because none of the enemies get anywhere in range of me to hit me

    • drythe

      7 years ago

      thats sweet, honestly the commando is my favorite class at the moment

    • drythe

      7 years ago

      how are you doing in too human?

    • Austilious

      7 years ago

      no not yet

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      I meant, like, if I spelled it right. But yeah, it just sounded weird.

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      Well, it is... but, I mean like... shinier... or something... I don't even know if that's a word.

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      Jessica was sick before then too and half my online friends were sick too... I dunno... I never seen that many people sick at once before...

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      Goddamn... was EVERYONE sick this week... that makes at least 10 people who were sick at the same time... and I only know like... 11 people.

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      It says you're online... DO YOUR SCHOOL WORK AND STOP BEING A COCKBITE.

    • Jaded_Twin

      7 years ago

      I will complain, whether you like it or not.

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

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    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      No. But I don't know anyone else's phone number...

    • cml1983

      7 years ago

      never mind then

    • cml1983

      7 years ago

      its a logitech correct

    • Jaded_Twin

      7 years ago

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    • drythe

      7 years ago

      cool, it will be a while before i own it mostly just going to use my friends game on the weekends

    • CAPTSean

      7 years ago

      FUCK!!! School tommorow!

    • Jaded_Twin

      7 years ago

      Ok, I'll probably show up around 1or so and when you go to work I'll go to my moms for a bbq

    • Jaded_Twin

      7 years ago

      Hell yeah it was

    • Jaded_Twin

      7 years ago

      Hell yeah I did

    • drythe

      7 years ago

      yeah its worth it. its a fun game. the graphics could be better and the fact they took out 4 player coop sucks but definetly still worth getting

    • Jaded_Twin

      7 years ago

      Do you have work tomorrow? Wanna hang out?

    • Jaded_Twin

      7 years ago

      I almost forgot, after gus said "only if you buy something" he said that the cheapest thing they had was $50

    • Jaded_Twin

      7 years ago

      I needed to brake a fifty and gus is like "only if you buy something". Of course he was joking, and then Ty's like "Can I get a picture with Joel" and Joel's all like "Sure" and then gus says "Pictures are fifty bucks".... we laughed, it was all in fun and stuff

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      lol. We fucked it up! Oh well, you said you were gonna go to bed... So, it's all your fault.

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      Yeah... Right after you said the last thing, I went to post and thought that exact thing. So, I'll just wait.

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      I mean, I don't understand what the fuck you're talking about! lol.

    • cml1983

      7 years ago

      oh fuck

    • cml1983

      7 years ago

      there isn't a 4

    • cml1983

      7 years ago

      so how could it be worse

    • cml1983

      7 years ago

      how

    • cml1983

      7 years ago

      3

    • cml1983

      7 years ago

      as I logged on

    • spazpaul

      7 years ago

      You're welcome.

    • spazpaul

      7 years ago

      Southpaw

    • CAPTSean

      7 years ago

      I wasn't winning for very long because of CJ

    • Caboose00

      7 years ago

      Just goes to show how insanely awesome I am! smiley8.gif

    • freelancer92

      7 years ago

      Haha yeah.

    • freelancer92

      7 years ago

      It's freelancer from the clan.

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      I've never seen it, maybe?

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      Yeah, I've heard it before too. (Something similar anyway.)

    • ODST_SGT

      7 years ago

      Wobbly Headed Bob. Which was featured as a side comic in Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

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