0tt3r

Male
from Indianapolis, IN

    • 0tt3r

      Update

      9 years ago

      Its been a few months since my last entry, so I thought I could post an update on my life for anyone who actually cares, (or - more likely - is bored and sifting through journals).
      I grew my chops and my hair back out (as you can see from my pic).
      I am again getting crappy grades and just barely avoiding failing.
      I got a new job a few weeks ago as an usher at Cracker's, a comedy club in downtown Indy. I just got a promotion too. I don't get any more money, but I get to be called the Head Usher now.
      That's all for now. I have to go buy a book before my next class so it looks like i read it. I'll probably post a more detailed update at some later time.
      And now this...

      Momma sing sing won't ya
      Gotta Jibboo
      Papa sing Gotta Jibboo
      Mamma sing sing won't ya
      Gotta Jibboo
      Gotta Jibboo and keep on drinkin too

    • 0tt3r

      You've been bum rushed by a rushing bum!

      9 years ago

      He tries to hit you with his wine bottle, but drinks it instead.


      For anyone who used to play those old text-based RPG's - or think RPG's are kinda retarded in general - enjoys bad puns, and have a bit of free time, there is a game out there for you. It is called Kingdom of Loathing www.kingdomofloathing.com. Its free and time consuming, so its great for work or those long, lonely days at home. I used to play all the time in high school, but the game wasn't completed yet and I got to the end, and got a girlfriend, so I stopped playing. But now I've started again and I have a level 4 disco bandit (I again have a g/f, but I live with her, so its different.. I'm bored).
      Other playable character classes include seal clubber, pastamancer, and accordian thief to name a few. The game's landscapes include Mt. Noob (manned by the Toot Oriole, a bird who helps you get started in the game), Cobb's Knobb, the Penultimate Fantasy Airship, the Barrel Full of Barrels, a Ghost Pickle Factory, and The Hall of the Legends of Times of Old. With your trusty familiar at your side (which can be a mosquito, an angry goat, or a bloody vollyball a la Wilson to name only a few options) you will fight orcish frat boys, knobb goblins, BASIC golems, baseball bats (baseballs with bat wings), half-orc hobos, and a Boner Dagon; as well as other players, if you choose.
      In short, its a great and goofy game with tons of variables and ways to play and you should try it. If anyone does decide to try it and has any questions or needs some starting meat (the currency of the game) or enchantments or anything like that, my name on there is s0fa_k1ng. Or you can hit me up on here.
      Peace

      KoL starter tip (and one of my favorites): using meatpaste to combine two bum cheeks (attained by killing a rushing bum) will create an asshat which can be worn to counter stench damage.

    • 0tt3r

      Petty

      9 years ago

      I went to see Tom Petty in concert last Friday and it was the shizNITE! He played a flawless set and the vibe in the crowd was great. There were more joints and fine girls there than I've ever seen in one place (in Indiana, anyway).
      As an interesting side note, I should mention that there were more busts for underage drinking, contributing to minors, and possesion of marijuana than any concert in the history of Verizon Music Center.
      Anyway, that's it. I've got to get back to work now. Shit needs shoveled.. and I'm just the guy to shovel it.

    • 0tt3r

      A New One

      9 years ago

      Don't really have any news... just thought it was time for a new entry.
      So here it is.

    • 0tt3r

      R.I.P. Chef

      9 years ago

      For those of you who don't yet know, Isaac Hayes (a Scientologist) quit South Park a couple weeks ago because of their remarks on Scientology.

      [You may not want to read the rest if you haven't seen this weeks episode]

      Last night, they aired an episode where Chef returned, but was brainwashed by "a fruity little club" into molesting children. Chef's character was voiced by Issac Hayes sound clips from previous shows. Unfortunately, at the end of the show, Chef was killed by a grizzly bear.
      I am being serious when I say that I have never been as touched by a TV episode (no child-molesting pun intended) as I was by last night's South Park. It seems like the Stone and Parker really are hurt by the loss of a good friend (whether that friend is Hayes or the character of Chef, I can't be sure) instead of just being disappointed to lose a big name on their series.
      So Hayes claims that he left the show because he believes their parodies of religion border on "bigotry". Hayes has been collecting paychecks off of pokes at Christianity, Mormonism, Judiasm, and other religious (and other) idealogies for 9 seasons. But all of the sudden when HIS religion is attacked, Parker and Stone are "insensitive to his personal religious beliefs".
      I think that Matt Stone said it best when asked to comment by the AP:
      "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology... He has no problem - and he's cashed plenty of checks - with our show making fun of Christians... He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."

    • 0tt3r

      Great New Band

      9 years ago

      Margot and the Nuclear So and So's
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      http://www.margotandthenuclearsoandsos.com/
      Check them out. I don't like the phrase "acoustic emo" because it doesn't really do them justice, but it's the best description I can think of right now.

      Billy Suggests:
      favorite - Skeleton Key
      for relaxing - A Sea Chanty of Sorts
      for smoking a bowl - Jen is Bringin' the Drugs

      Also, I can't find any guitar tabs for them, so if anyone happens to know where I can find some (free), I'll send some mod points your way.

    • 0tt3r

      A song for Valentine's Day

      9 years ago

      If I had a hammer I'd build a house for two
      And if I had a sailing ship I'd take a trip with you.
      If I had a poet's hand I'd write a verse for thee
      And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you would be.

      But I don't have a hammer and I don't have a ship
      So I can't build your house and we can't take trip.
      And I'll never be a poet or have the painter's grace
      So I'll never write you verse or immortalize your face.
      And also, I have herpes.

    • 0tt3r

      Back Home Again

      10 years ago

      In Indiana.
      Got back from Florida at 6 am. Long-ass drive
      I checked my grades and they suck, but at least I don't have to retake any classes.. lol.
      Best news in a while.. I got a new guitar for Christmas. Its a Takamine electric/acoustic. I going to Purdue tomorrow for New Year's and I won't be taking this guitar since Purdue is apparently a black hole for everything I love.

    • 0tt3r

      A Good Night

      10 years ago

      I just finished my last paper of the semester. All I have to do is show up to class tomorrow at 9 am and I am fuckin done. w00t!
      To make things even better, I just found half a bottle of vodka that I thought was lost. How could it get any better than that?
      I'll tell you how. My friend just called and told me that he's cutting back on smoking next semester, so he's giving me his beautiful glass bong, Gaia.
      So, in the words of Sublime:
      Roll out the bong
      Crank up the song
      Let the informer call 911

    • 0tt3r

      Finals Week

      10 years ago

      Finals week starts tomorrow. I've slept about four hours total all last week. I guess that's what I get for not doing work all semester, hahaha.
      Its time to sleep all day.

  • About Me

    >> 4 out of 5 dollar bills in the United States have trace amounts of cocaine on them. If you have contributed to this statistic, post this in your profile. <<

    A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats;
    a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
    hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a
    lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gaz-
    ing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk
    inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in
    way of good service, and art nothing but the com-
    position of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and
    the son and heir of a mongrel bitch...

    Open AllClose All

  • Comments (52)

    • mal42

      9 years ago

      your basically amazing,

      your interests are def what intruiged me.

    • bunnysoup22

      9 years ago

      hi

    • MrsRobinson

      9 years ago

      hey, could you vote for me again here for the final round?

    • MrsRobinson

      9 years ago

      hey, could you vote for me here?

    • BlueArmyGurl

      9 years ago

      MOD CONTEST GO 2 MY JOURNAL

    • marklova2006

      9 years ago

      this is babygurl55.....add me again

    • Disturbguy69

      10 years ago

      Vote here for me
      Much Appreciated

    • Opaque

      10 years ago

      If you don't like being asked this kind of thing I apologise in advance, but I'm in the final round of my first "popularity" contest and I'm sure I need all the help I can get from the people on my friends list. If you'd be kind enough to go here and vote for me I'd appreciate it.

      Thanks in advance if you do; and sorry if you already voted for me and you get this message.

    • dmmazur

      10 years ago

      yum, sounds like thanksgiving was fun.

    • shadowfaxx49

      10 years ago

      i like [much of] your music tastes, and your choices in tv/books! good man.

    • Kschenke

      10 years ago

      you need to make a new journal, dude

    • Kschenke

      10 years ago

      like the new pic? ;)

    • lanik323

      10 years ago

      I wish I worked in housewares.

    • gerald_ford

      10 years ago

      Yes, "your mom" indeed.

    • ToolPackinMa

      10 years ago

      Gogators can't even upload a silly avatar, and he insults you?

    • darkstarr86

      10 years ago

      Tchaikovsky and Disturbed both under the same Favorite Music section? Damn, that's a first. Hell, I've never even heard them mentioned in the same sentence before...

    • 00desi00

      10 years ago

      your dad..lol

    • Tmonkey18

      10 years ago

      no your mom

    • Kschenke

      10 years ago

      Just because I haven't seen ya in a while.....

      Kindred.jpg

      :)

    • Lsssucks

      10 years ago

      Starship troopers rocks my world it's great with the whole fake hand wih the throwing knife that film is as real as Jordons chest

    • mechanarwhal

      10 years ago

      PS- Gogators has a big gay butthole (BGBH)

    • Lsssucks

      10 years ago

      What is the problem with n00b you gotta love it, it pus poeple in their place which is in the gutter

    • BluntedWorm

      10 years ago

      keep away frm my mom :P

    • ATomz

      10 years ago

      You are quite possibly the only person i know who can appreciate Brahms and A Perfect Circle, but thats a good thing. Fight Club is also a great choice seeing as it is one of the best movies of our generation, and if any of you don't feel that way be happy to go and fuck yourselves.

    • mechanarwhal

      10 years ago

      the face of evil.......dessins-animes-sailormoon.gif

    • Kschenke

      10 years ago

      Billy, you are NEVER on AIM, you know that? LOL. I MISS you, buddy!

    • enchanter

      11 years ago

      do you really think you otter?

    • Bud_Tugley

      11 years ago

      Go french horns!!!

    • Kschenke

      11 years ago

      oral fixations... me too. And for those not in psychology, it is not anything dirty.

    • acorn

      11 years ago

      Gogators: you sad little man, some peoples lives are playing music and playing halo........although it may not be yours it does not mean you can make fun of them. I hope you have learned a lesson from being modded down you stuPID FUCKING n00b!!!!!!

      anyone, and anyone, who talks using numbers instead of letters is a cool guy in my mind

      and the french horn is awesome, 2 of my friends play it (and they could probably kick your ass in halo Goggy my boy!)
      --man i love bitiching out random people :)

    • EChow

      11 years ago

      music nice i play the alto sax and drums and halo so its all good

    • Kschenke

      11 years ago

      haha... oral fixations. Let me guess, Psych class?

    • LtPopnfresh

      11 years ago

      the apprentice is such a good show.

    • n00b_at_life

      11 years ago

      Wanna be not-so-lonely?

    • StayPuft

      11 years ago

      Cool pics!

    • deathangel01

      11 years ago

      Bush rocks

    • alexthegreat

      11 years ago

      U a Performance major? I am! though i do play lots of other brass instruments, i am a trumpet player through and through. cool beans.

    • oldemily2

      11 years ago

      Dude, I go to Butler too! I'm a Music Theory Major (Voice Principle). My roommate is Elaina the tuba player.

      And dude, I definitely don't play Halo like a n00b. We should play sometime!

    • THEGHOST88

      11 years ago

      wot did u do to get aresseted?

    • 0tt3r

      11 years ago

      there are a few tings i would like to address about the previous post.
      a) yes, i am the one who modded u, because u make a good point.. i have no life.
      b) n00b is a wonderful, wonderful word.. on a level with words like butkis, anbivolent, omniscient, and poo
      c) its sad that u can't come up with a better insult than gay.. leave the 6th grade.. its time.
      d) don't say u don't mean to be an ass when u clearly have every intention of bestowing your assishness upon me. being an asshole is not a bad thing, just admit to it... and be better at it.
      e) obviously, if u have an account on here and are going through ppl's accounts and paying enough attention to be able to make fun of them.. u don't have a life either.
      f) ever hear of sarcasm.. its kind of a new thing.

    • Gogators

      11 years ago

      no ur not... seriously ur not dont mean be an ass but dude u play the french horn music is ur life u play halo as much as possible and u use gay ass words like n00b...wtf just stop being gay and get a life

    • 0tt3r

      11 years ago

      don't worry, its amusing to everyone, because i'm that goddamn funny. yes, that's right, i'm hilarious.

    • nikasaur

      11 years ago

      hahahaha leet otter. ohhh my god. why is this so amusing to me?

    • tex_wannabe

      11 years ago

      i love the pics. my two favorite things--babies and cats. they are so cute.

    • Paulrus

      11 years ago

      Be logged in when season three is released, lets see how many people we can get online at that time. Spread the word

    • Helios

      11 years ago

      A fellow Hoosier!
      I'm finally finding people from this state

    • HedgehogGirl

      11 years ago

      Shhhh.... the fact that we're evil is supposed to be a secret!

      Otherwise it won't be a surprise when we take over the world!

      Muwahahahahaha!

    • cyber_fairy

      11 years ago

      awww... cmon... women arent all evil... just... mostly...

    • 0tt3r

      11 years ago

      OLIAX: um.. what? was that scottish or something?
      (yes.. i realize u r calling me a faggot.. but before we judge others, let's look at how we write our insults)

    • OLIAX

      11 years ago

      lol zOMG! j00 4!23 4 |=46607

  • Questions

    No questions have been answered yet