Beacher88

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from Luton, England

    • Beacher88

      German Joke

      10 years ago

      This German bloke comes over to England and decides to get a hooker,
      so he finds one pulls over and says he would like to pay for her services
      but he tells her that he wants do do a couple things differently,
      she says well ok what are they,
      "first," he says "i want to do you from behind.. you on your knees",
      "well thats normal" she says,
      "yes but i want you on four springs.. one for each hand and one for each knee",
      she says "well ok",
      so he says "but, i want to shove a rubber duck in your ass when we do it"
      she says "meh why not"
      so they have sex like this ,and its amazing, she cums better than she ever has before, and after she says: "Fucking hell, that was amazing! How'd you do it?" and he says,
      "Its the Four-Sprung-Duck-Technique"

    • Beacher88

      Learn Chinese

      10 years ago

      Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(read them out loud)

      1) That's not right ................................ Sum Ting Wong

      2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............Hu Yu Hai Ding

      3) See me ASAP................................... Kum Hia Nao

      4) Stupid Man ..................................... Dum Fuk

      5) Small Horse ..................................... Tai Ni Po Ni

      6) Did you go to the beach? ..................Wai Yu So Tan

      7) I bumped into a coffee table .............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

      8) I think you need a face lift ................Chin Tu Fat

      9) It's very dark in here ........................Wao So Dim

      10) I thought you were on a diet ..........Wai Yu Mun Ching?

      11) This is a tow away zone ..... ............No Pah King

      12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

      13) Staying out of sight .........................Lei Ying Lo

      14) He's cleaning his automobile ..........Wa Shing Ka

      15) Your body odor is offensive ............Yu Stin Ki Pu

      16) Great ..........................................Fa Kin Su Pa

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      2016 years ago

  • About Me

    Myspace

    "Sir, Permision to leave the station..?"

    "On what grounds Chief?

    "to give the Covenant back their bomb"

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    I ACCEPT RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS! - I'M NICE LIKE THAT
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    "No no he cant do it he's a pussyfest.."

    "You mean Pasifist.."

    "i'snt that something babies such on?"

    "no dude thats a pedophile"

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  • Comments (36)

    • queenbabe

      3 years ago

      Hello am favor Ibrahima,I am a lovely and caring young girl with a good heart,i want us to be friends and hope to hear from you so that i will send you my pictures and reply me back here ([email protected] )

    • llamas1357

      5 years ago

      I'm lovin' the quotes dude

    • Jeskid

      7 years ago

      Heya Beach!!!! Miss ya dood and way glad to see you on my site. Starting to finally write a bit more there. Need a place to get my thoughts down. Been a crazy few years. Hope you are well my friend.

    • Killerbeast

      7 years ago

      :O .. I got "Hardcore pawned" .. :D .. Aye wanna chat ?

    • donutsmyhomi

      8 years ago

      Nice avatar

    • rabid_usagi

      8 years ago

      Would you like to be friends? ^^

    • Chief_Apone

      8 years ago

      hey from england, wooo, nice to meet someone else from my side of the world

    • Wesley7

      8 years ago

      hey whats up dude

    • Phantazma

      8 years ago

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    • Wesley7

      8 years ago

      Yeah I like Gdi, but There both fun to play, yeah it does piss em off lol

    • Wesley7

      8 years ago

      hey man whats up? Out of 215 friends your the only one online lol

    • cutless

      8 years ago

      happy v day

    • El_Bizaro

      9 years ago

      hello there, i am in Wild72's contest and I would like it if you voted for me in the second round. thank you for your time....

    • yellowhat

      9 years ago

      Would you please vote for me in Wild72's contest
      I need votes and I am behind
      You can vote twice so please Vote Here
      Thank you smiley0.gif

    • Tsunade

      9 years ago

      Aw, shanks :)

    • katienemi

      9 years ago

      you went accross your country for a funeral?

    • Q_of_death

      9 years ago

      hey what are you doing i love your pro
      and pics

    • Dark_Rayne

      9 years ago

      aww thank you for comments!! i appreciate it, alot. smiley1.gif

    • cutless

      9 years ago

      shades of gray was soooo good!

    • Baconburger

      9 years ago

      Dude. I haven't been on for a long ass time. whats goin on?

    • stevie92

      9 years ago

      contest...my journal

    • cutless

      9 years ago

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    • Bright_Eyes

      9 years ago

      dude its Crunch not Crutch

    • Baconburger

      10 years ago

      Super Bowl XL Mod pool

      place ur bets.

    • Baconburger

      10 years ago

      sup man, how u doin? i broke my laptop yesterday, im so upset

    • Baconburger

      10 years ago

      radom friend!!

    • yellowhat

      10 years ago

      can you please vote for me in the final round and can you also vote for me here
      I would realy aprishate it
      smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif Vote here smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif
      and smiley9.gifsmiley9.gifVote here to smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif
      Thanks smiley1.gif

    • yellowhat

      10 years ago

      Can you vote for me, yellowhat in crunchbite58's compotition
      smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif VOTE HERE smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif
      Thank You

    • yellowhat

      10 years ago

      can you please vote for me in my first popularity contest smiley1.gif

    • okay116

      10 years ago

      MERRY CHRITMAS THANKSGIVING

    • Crunchbite58

      10 years ago

      Check out my journal and please vote for me. smiley0.gif

    • Crunchbite58

      10 years ago

      Please check out my journal and vote for me. smiley0.gif

    • MrSquigles

      10 years ago

      Hello fellow Member,

      That’s a bad start. I am sending this to every person who is in the UK.
      There has been change. Please could you go straight to the UK Event thread as soon as possible to read the details? Tell you what; I will put in the link especially for you.

      Linkageness

      The long story is Evoluan has decide that he is not the one for the event and has past on duties to Moderator Pixie. Now there is change and as we are doing things differently you need to confirm you place again, so I cannot stress how this has changed a lot of things.

      Thanks again

      Please do not reply in your own personal comments! No one will see it. PM Me, Little_Lee or Pixie if you want to say/ask anything (Or post it in the thread)

    • SpicerK

      10 years ago

      LOL, you are too funny. smiley0.gif

    • benf_2004

      10 years ago

      Welcome to the forums!

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