Beacher88

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from Luton, England

    • Beacher88

      German Joke

      9 years ago

      This German bloke comes over to England and decides to get a hooker,
      so he finds one pulls over and says he would like to pay for her services
      but he tells her that he wants do do a couple things differently,
      she says well ok what are they,
      "first," he says "i want to do you from behind.. you on your knees",
      "well thats normal" she says,
      "yes but i want you on four springs.. one for each hand and one for each knee",
      she says "well ok",
      so he says "but, i want to shove a rubber duck in your ass when we do it"
      she says "meh why not"
      so they have sex like this ,and its amazing, she cums better than she ever has before, and after she says: "Fucking hell, that was amazing! How'd you do it?" and he says,
      "Its the Four-Sprung-Duck-Technique"

    • Beacher88

      Learn Chinese

      9 years ago

      Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(read them out loud)

      1) That's not right ................................ Sum Ting Wong

      2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............Hu Yu Hai Ding

      3) See me ASAP................................... Kum Hia Nao

      4) Stupid Man ..................................... Dum Fuk

      5) Small Horse ..................................... Tai Ni Po Ni

      6) Did you go to the beach? ..................Wai Yu So Tan

      7) I bumped into a coffee table .............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

      8) I think you need a face lift ................Chin Tu Fat

      9) It's very dark in here ........................Wao So Dim

      10) I thought you were on a diet ..........Wai Yu Mun Ching?

      11) This is a tow away zone ..... ............No Pah King

      12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

      13) Staying out of sight .........................Lei Ying Lo

      14) He's cleaning his automobile ..........Wa Shing Ka

      15) Your body odor is offensive ............Yu Stin Ki Pu

      16) Great ..........................................Fa Kin Su Pa

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  • About Me

    Myspace

    "Sir, Permision to leave the station..?"

    "On what grounds Chief?

    "to give the Covenant back their bomb"

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    I ACCEPT RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS! - I'M NICE LIKE THAT
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    "No no he cant do it he's a pussyfest.."

    "You mean Pasifist.."

    "i'snt that something babies such on?"

    "no dude thats a pedophile"

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  • Comments (36)

    • queenbabe

      queenbabe

      3 years ago

      Hello am favor Ibrahima,I am a lovely and caring young girl with a good heart,i want us to be friends and hope to hear from you so that i will send you my pictures and reply me back here ([email protected] )

    • llamas1357

      llamas1357

      4 years ago

      I'm lovin' the quotes dude

    • Jeskid

      Jeskid

      6 years ago

      Heya Beach!!!! Miss ya dood and way glad to see you on my site. Starting to finally write a bit more there. Need a place to get my thoughts down. Been a crazy few years. Hope you are well my friend.

    • Killerbeast

      Killerbeast

      7 years ago

      :O .. I got "Hardcore pawned" .. :D .. Aye wanna chat ?

    • donutsmyhomi

      donutsmyhomi

      7 years ago

      Nice avatar

    • rabid_usagi

      rabid_usagi

      8 years ago

      Would you like to be friends? ^^

    • Chief_Apone

      Chief_Apone

      8 years ago

      hey from england, wooo, nice to meet someone else from my side of the world

    • Wesley7

      Wesley7

      8 years ago

      hey whats up dude

    • Phantazma

      Phantazma

      8 years ago

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    • Wesley7

      Wesley7

      8 years ago

      Yeah I like Gdi, but There both fun to play, yeah it does piss em off lol