Boosey

Female
from Washington.

    • Boosey

      Dude..

      2 years ago

      I haven't been on this shit in forever!!! I'm so behind on videos!! Lol

    • Boosey

      I need help...

      6 years ago

      I cant upload two new pics!!!

      Help me pwease?
      =[

    • Boosey

      Muwahaha!

      8 years ago

      I dyed my hair!

      Now insted of three colors(red,brown,blonde) it's a redish black with a little bit of lighter red streaks....can't really tell though.

      I like it!

    • Boosey

      Well...this is gay..

      8 years ago

      Broke up with my boyfriend...

      The only thing thats really bad about this is that I lied about why I did it because I didnt want to hurt his feelings, I mean...it's like he was the girl in the relationship! Anyways, now he still wont really leave me alone, I did say we could stay friends but I think he still has hope and he's still partly acting like we're going out....well that and he told me he wanted to "win me back later" Grr!

      He called me the day after and yes, I admit, I ignored his call but its because I didnt feel comfortable talking to him right after. Anyway if someone broke up with you the day before and you called the next day and no one answered, plus no one called back wouldn't you think "Oh, I guess they dont wanna talk" or "Maybe they need some space." Well he didnt...he called two more times, left me a voicemail and a message on myspace. Just about the same thing he did when we we're together.

      So! I asked him to give me some space but I really dont even know if I wanna talk to him anymore at all because its really weird for me. Sheesh...most guys I know dont want much to do with their ex's but this guy wants to do everything still. Some relationships are weird...why'd I have to be in one?

      (By the way he's pretty sensitive and I'm his first girlfriend...oh..and he's 20. Shoot me please? I really have no clue what I was thinking...)

    • Boosey

      If you had me alone...

      8 years ago

      IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE.....DONT BE SHY...

    • Boosey

      Bored...

      8 years ago

      Yeah the title sums it up....oh yeah, and some guys are assholes!!!! Cept my homies and my boyfriend.

      I love yew homies!!!

    • Boosey

      So...My break.

      8 years ago

      Pretty friggin crazy, I did soooo much stuff that I hardly even remember getting any sleep. Hrm, I wonder if I even did? Eh, Whatever!

      The only thing that sucks is the going back to school part....which is tomorrow! Nooooo!!! I hate adjusting to doing whatever for however long we want then have to go back to a "Oh I have to do this then go to bed this time so I at least have a few hours of sleep" kinda thing. I cant wait till I graduate, this school stuff is stressin me out waaay too much. Work is good enough for me.

      Well I hope you all had a happy holiday and great new year celebration! I'm out!

    • Boosey

      Stupid dirty poems a friend sent me.

      8 years ago

      POEM .. 1

      I like your style
      I like your class
      but most of all i like your ass

      POEM .. 2

      Im a cool girl, in a cool town
      it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

      POEM .. 3

      Kissing is a habit
      Fucking is a game
      Guys get all the pleasure
      Girls get all the pain
      The guy says i love you
      You believe its true
      But when your tummy starts to swell,
      He says 'to hell with you'
      10 minutes of pleasure
      9 months in pain
      3 days in hospital
      A baby without a name
      The baby is a bastard
      The mother is a whore
      This never wouldn't have happened
      If the rubber wouldn't have torn

      POEM .. 4

      Guys are like roses,
      Watch out for the pricks.

      POEM .. 5

      Smoke a smoke
      Not a butt
      Fuck a virgin
      Not a slut.

      POEM .. 6

      Sex is bad
      Sex is a sin
      Sins are forgiven
      So stick it in.

      POEM .. 7

      Holy mother, full of grace
      Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
      Bless his hair that tends to curl
      Keep him safe from all the girls
      Bless his arms that are so strong
      Keep his hands where they belong
      Bless his dick, the one i sucked
      Bless the bed, in which we fucked
      And if my Mom happened to walk in
      Bless the shit I'd be in.

      POEM .. 8

      Sex is when a guys communication
      enters a girls information
      to increase the population
      for a younger generation
      do you get the information...
      or do you need a demonstration

      POEM .. 9

      Men are like public toilets
      They are either engaged or full of shit!

      POEM .. 10

      If guys had they periods
      They would compare the size of their tampons!

      POEM .. 11

      Mental anxiety,
      Mental breakdowns,
      Menstrual cramps,
      Menopause...
      Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

      POEM .. 12

      Roses are red,
      Violets are corny,
      When I think of you
      Ohh baby I get horny,
      Eat me,
      Beat me,
      Bite me,
      Blow me,
      Suck me,
      Fuck me,
      Very slowly,
      if you kiss me,
      dont be sassy,
      Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

      Poem ..13

      Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
      I'm In Love But Not With You...
      When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
      But All It Was...
      Was Another Guy,
      You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
      I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
      I Said I Loved You
      And You Thought It Was True,
      But Guess What Baby?!
      You Got Played Too!!

      Poem ..14

      Sex is good sex is fine
      doggy styler or 69
      juss for fun or gettin paid
      cuz ever1 loves gettin laid

      Poem 15

      bacon is bacon eggs is eegs
      dont let them boys between your legs
      girls say its good
      boys say its fine
      9 months later they say it aint mine

      Poem 16

      a dick is like school, when it gets hard
      .........fuck it

      poem 17

      2,4,6,8 im feelin horney just cant wait
      1,5,7,9 move your body next to mine
      a,b,c,d touch your body on top of mine
      u,v,w,x text me when you wanna have sex

      Poem 18

      Roses are red,
      Watches are gold;
      BITCH GET ON UR KNEES & DO AS UR TOLD!!!


      Poem 19

      baby ur so soft
      ur so sweet
      yo pussy gurl i want to eat
      yo mouth is open so i can skeet
      damn gurl i luv when u beat my meat


    • Boosey

      2015 years ago

  • About Me

    I'm all about funny stuff!!!
    I love anything and everything funny ^,.,^

    Random friend requests annoy me though....at least send a message after it! Jeeze!!!

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  • Comments (184)

    • SergeantS0L0

      SergeantS0L0

      4 years ago

      can you comment my vid plz?
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG69U48osJc

    • psydiphekt

      psydiphekt

      6 years ago

      it was actully cheese that i pulled out of a cheese stick

    • MercilessG

      MercilessG

      6 years ago

      there is a scar on my nipple

    • Wesker33

      Wesker33

      6 years ago

      well I enjoy hearing it from cute girls :). My name is Zach

    • Nathan

      Nathan

      6 years ago

      It's fine, really.

    • MercilessG

      MercilessG

      6 years ago

      thaaank youu! haha

    • MercilessG

      MercilessG

      6 years ago

      ha for what reasons do you misss meee

    • Nathan

      Nathan

      6 years ago

      No no no no, it's fine. Really.

    • Nathan

      Nathan

      6 years ago

      Sorry about what?

    • Nathan

      Nathan

      6 years ago

      Yeah, I think I'll change it now.