2 years agoCaptainKatyusha
*Insert all the things I like here* (Including Tanks and Girls....and Girls und Panzer, which is Girls and Tanks)
It is also worth noting that I'm obsessed with Neo from RWBY, so much so that my good friend bought me a 3 pound bag of Neapolitan taffy. Why, you ask? Probably because she's a badass underdog fighter, not giving up in the face of a bigger (and bustier) opponents (namely, Yang). Also, you have to admit....she's pretty damn adorable.
Oh.....you were asking "Why the taffy?" Well shit, forgive me in my nonsensical ramblings, of which I tend to do quite often.
I am also honored to have been born in the Greatest (AND BIGGEST, GO F*** YOURSELF ALASKA!!! YOU'RE NOT A TRUE STATE!!!) state in America, from which also spawned Rooster Teeth and their golden comedy, as well as RWBY, which I'm obsessed with (have I mentioned that yet?). Unfortunately, I currently live in Arizona, which isn't bad by any standards, but also doesn't even compare to the awesomeness of Texas.
*Insert some random pun here*
"And plus, she likes books!"-Ruby Well, I'm technically a "He", but yes, I do love books. And manga (which I only recently began adding to my collection. Particularly Elemental Gelade, the greatest Japanese anime/manga series of all time (If RWBY was Japanese, then that'd.....still, shockingly, be my #2. I just REALLY love Elemental Gelade)).
I love books, videos, music, and games of all genres, as it is my personal belief that the more sources you obtain your life's memories from, the closer that you come to understanding the true meaning of life.
Oh yes, I should also mention I'm a philosopher. One who (previously stated) rambles a lot. If you ask me a question, I'm the kinda guy ("...who likes to roll around, I roam from town to town..." Sorry, I can't help but burst into song every once in a while. It breaks the monotony of thinking all day) who will take a long time thinking about my answer before I give you one.
I value the Truth above all else. I don't particularly care if you flat out insult me, but I'd prefer you tell me the truth rather than lie to make me feel better. (Strangely enough, I've had situations like this arise before. Dark times of depression in which my friends literally said hurtful, but blatantly true, things about me....and I felt better. "Hmm, weird. Oh well."-R.R.).
Aide from using parenthesis (which I love, because you can convey multiple conversations at once, hence transmitting greater amounts of information in shorter periods of time) I also love to reference quotes and music. It helps break the monotony....and the repetitions.
***ON A SIDE NOTE*** If any of you are truthfully willing to help conquer the world for the greater good, and you have ideas on how to do such things in the most effective and efficient ways, then I'd love to hear about it! Being a philosopher (and a slightly pessimistic one at that) I see all the injustices in the world, and I cannot simply stand by as millions of people are exploited for the needs of the higher-ups, and then just thrown away because they are no longer needed. The poor and abused and oppressed, the ones who've given so much to aid a selfish goal for no return, are the ones whose lives I care about.
Granted, I care about every life equally. This is probably due to Elemental Gelade, and a bit of RWBY (if you dig deep enough, you can find some intriguing hidden messages and theories that Monty left behind for us all to decrypt and enjoy. To recite another quote, one which the whole world has uttered, "We Love You, Monty!" *sniffle*), and partly because I spent a week in a mental hospital only to witness the horrible crimes that they're committing....but I'd rather not revisit those times (if you genuinely want to hear about it, then I suppose you could just ask. I'll probably give you an answer anyway).
Uh...what else to mention? Well, I apparently have gone off in ramblings again, the kind which no one is likely to pay attention to (if you seriously read all the way through this, I will find you, give you a hug, and probably like $5 and a Neapolitan ice cream cone while I'm at it (*cries* I've never actually had a Neo ice cream......)).
Like I said, I'm a philosopher, and I have more than 1,000 pages of Microsoft Word 2003 documents of journals and findings throughout my journey through the realm of the metaphorical and unknown intrigues. That reminds me, I haven't even mentioned what I philosophize about! Mostly human nature and the afterlife ("The purpose of this life is to prepare for the next."-Stated Me, a very long time ago). And yes, I really am 15 and thinking about these things rather than how many fake friends I've got on Facebook or Twitter or....whatever these fancy 21st century bullshit things are....
(Is it wrong to pride oneself in the fact that you have an old analog dial-tune radio on one's desk and still use MP3 players instead of a Smartphone to listen to music?)
.......*slow, dramatic, thoughtful blink of the eyes* CURSE THEE WRITER'S BLOCK!!!
I also have a book series that I'm writing. It probably won't be finished until after the world is conquered and fixed.
My Occupation below is bona fide ("wise guy, call the morgue and say goodbye"....), and I truly wish to invent an Infinite Energy Drive (well, technically a Mechanical Energy Amplification Drive (also codenamed the MEAD Projekt (yes, I DID just make a Girls und Panzer reference....sorta))) and an Instantaneous Teleportation Device (codenamed HAX because it was originally a "Hyper-Active Xenon-teleportation" Device and, well...."Hacks!!!"-Every online gamer ever)........I forgot where I was going with this. Probably because this stuff is supposed to be classified and I should just shut up now.
My claims are not entirely unfounded, I have a team of AP Physics and Calculus teachers and students secretly working on this project...oh wait, not really a secret.
I also have a tendency to apply dates and time to all of my work. Goodnight!
--October 28th 2015, 9:42 PM (Arizona Time)
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