CeffJolquitt

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    • CeffJolquitt

      Vanillaface McCheeseburger

      2 years ago

      I like how my most recent journals are all about how I haven't been on here in ages. I wish I could say its because my life is super fantastic and I'm always busy. That's a lie.

      Well, its half a lie. I'm not always super busy, but life is pretty fantastic at the moment. Student loans are finally paid off, have a pretty kick-ass job testing smartphones, laughing at my other friends who are still in college and freaking out about midterms or whatever. This is me:

      i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6880786688/h0CC8CE85/

      That's another thing. I'm now totally fascinated with the Cheezburger site. Gotta get my daily fix when I come into work.

      Um, what else.... Halo 4 is amazing. Assassin's Creed 3 is amazing. Black Ops 2... eh. Resident Evil 6 is getting more of a bad rap than it deserves. Anything that involves my man-crush Chris Redfield is amazing by default.

      Pretty sure all of my friends on here either never log in or aren't interesting in my boring journals anymore. Except sphinxter. I can always count on you, brah. Anyway, I should make more friends. Gotta turn my Roosterteeth life around.

    • CeffJolquitt

      dead diary

      4 years ago

      that should say dear diary, but im too lazy to change it.

      found a website where i can watch the Walking Dead online. very happy.

      Currently listening to the Ferrari Grand Prix Challenge soundtrack from the NES. Very emotional for me. Also, while I was typing that, my cat jumped from a high place onto my chest. fml.

      Been playing CoD Black Ops a lot lately. its actually getting to be boring. same thing over and over again. soul calibur IV, too. im such a dick online in that game. i taunt out the ass, and then some. im glad none of my friends play that.

      Got a new job at hhgregg doing customer service shiz. crappy pay, but at least its full-time with benefits. and huge employee discounts. cant justify being a sponsor right now, but maybe when i have some dough coming in...

      this site used to be a lot more fun. is it really slow for anyone else?

    • CeffJolquitt

      finally!

      5 years ago

      ok, so i know i practically never post journals on here anymore, but i thought it would be worthy to note that i FINALLY got myself a copy of Heavy Rain WOOOOO!! ever since i played Indigo Prophecy, this is the one major game i have been looking forward to since i first heard about it like... 3 yrs ago. and now to hole myself up in my house for... ever. GOODBYE!!

    • CeffJolquitt

      ok, so...

      5 years ago

      I know I haven't made a journal entry in a really long time and I don't really expect any of you to read this cuz i've lost touch w/ practically everyone on this site... unfortunately red vs blue kinda got a little boring. im sure a lot of ppl have felt that way at some point or another.

      anywho, im mainly making this journal to express my excitement about how freaking AWESOME Assassin's Creed II was. (It makes me wonder if Obama has a Piece of Eden. He probably does.) But I'm just glad things were finally explained this time around. Great ending. Great characters. Great story. Just a little on the redundant side like the first one, but so what.

      Ok, I guess that's all for now. Gonna try to start getting a little more involved again. Miss talking to ya'll!

    • CeffJolquitt

      more QfA

      6 years ago

      finally got around to finishing the fourth part of my dubbed batman series. im beginning to consider getting a job in voice over. would probably be very tough, but hey, its what i really enjoy. so.... yeah, here's part 4.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwYM0MAe7Lg

    • CeffJolquitt

      simply put...

      6 years ago

      Resident Evil 5 = god.

    • CeffJolquitt

      haha

      6 years ago

      "Know the difference between the Wall and a message.

      Facebook should devise a multiple-choice test for every new member. It will include questions like: The note “I luv u sooooo much baaaaaaaaby. I can't waaaaaaait too seeee u 2nite†belongs in a) a private message; b) the Wall; or c) a coloring book."

  • About Me

    My name is Jeff.
    I'm a huge Legend of Zelda fan.
    I have two cats.
    I love cinematography.

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  • Comments (1679)

    • sphinxter

      sphinxter

      3 years ago

      Bingo...The card that comes with the 3DS definitely can't fit all of that stuff on there. So, if you want them all, you have to buy a bigger card...Which erases the "free" part.

    • sphinxter

      sphinxter

      4 years ago

      Yeah, I saw there's still seven episodes left. I wonder if they're setting it up to be over after this season though. I sure hope not.

    • sphinxter

      sphinxter

      4 years ago

      Ha, I wish I could. It's definitely not something I'm capable of anymore. My confidence was shot a long time ago somehow. For some reason, it isn't like baseball or softball anymore when I can launch one over the backstop allowing the runners to get an extra base, but then come right back the next time and throw a perfect dart right to my catcher for the out. It's more like, I hold the ball and watch the runners just keep running even though they're looking at me waiting for me to throw the ball in since they know they wouldn't stand a chance if I actually threw it in.

      That comparison is strangely accurate. I actually made myself chuckle at that.

    • sphinxter

      sphinxter

      4 years ago

      I would be down for that, but I have no clue where to even look for one. Do I just walk into a government building and say, "What up bitches! You have any job openings up in the crib?"

    • sphinxter

      sphinxter

      4 years ago

      Nice timing on my point...I'm thinking DS3 is going to be like Halo 3. We find the original marker and destroy it. Although, that wouldn't make too much sense. If I gathered info correctly, the original one is a black marker and isn't actually harmful. I could be very wrong on that though. Plus, we know there's at least eleven other Marker sites. Don't get me wrong, I love this series, but I do want to just keep destroying markers again and again.

    • sphinxter

      sphinxter

      4 years ago

      Haha, well played...Honestly, the best part of the night was the dog almost peeing on my friend's wife. He just walked up to her and lifted his leg. If it was noticed a second later or if he didn't wait, he would have done it right in her face. It became even funnier when I was told that early in the day, she was making fun of the dog for pissing like a chick dog. It's like the dog was saying, "You think I piss like a chick? Well, fuck you. I'll show you who pisses like a chick." I really wish he would have done it. It probably would have soured the night, but it would have so been worth it.

    • sphinxter

      sphinxter

      4 years ago

      That would be something I would be interested in. Unfortunately, I assume one needs a journalism degree or something to get started in that. That's a nice springboard for actual writing though.

    • whatsername

      whatsername

      4 years ago

      :]

    • sphinxter

      sphinxter

      4 years ago

      I've honestly never used that phrase in my life. However, you convinced me. I'm going to actually start using it too and watch as it spreads. It will be in a movie by the end of 2012.

      I just googled it. It's on AMC. That would explain it. The only shows I actually watch on cable are South Park plus a few other Comedy Central shows, reruns of network shows that are now in syndication, and sports. I guess I have started watching Lights Out too. I'm giving it a chance. I just never get into cable shows for some reason. I've heard great things about a number of them though. Honestly, if money ever got really tight, cable would be one of the first things to go since I could get by with just network stations.

    • sphinxter

      sphinxter

      4 years ago

      It doesn't run in my family. So, hopefully I won't. I would be sad though if I stopped remembering almost everything that is said or that I do though.