ChurchsWife

Female
from Seattle WA

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    • Hello Again, Friend of a Friend...

      2 months ago

      ChurchsWife

      I knew you when--


      SO. Today's my 10 year RT birthday. A lot has changed about this place in the last decade, and us too, so I'm going to spare you the bullshit that we like to put everywhere else about how it "ISN'T THE SAME" and instead I'm going to list some of my favorite memories about this site and you fucking idiots. Please note: This is not a comprehensive list. That would be too many things. Nobody gives a shit about that many things. 


      -Being the nerdo 16 year old making fan vids in Windows MovieMaker for Staff Awards. 

      -Getting forcibly ejected from the Music BAR even though I never wanted to be in there in the first place. 

      -Sweet Havoc

      -How mad Geoff was when I got my Rooster Teeth tattoo. "Casey, I'm going to look like a melted crayon when I get older, I don't have a fucking Rooster Teeth tattoo. We could go out of business tomorrow." (Spoilers: they didn't.)

      -That one RvBTO where we started drinking at noon, and Jason & Joel disappeared around 7. (Jason: I dunno dude, the last thing I remembered was talking to you, and then I was in my hotel room eating a sandwich.)

      -Getting an IM from Geoff every Monday night asking how the episode was. 

      -Staying up until 4 in the morning making Achievement Hunter videos in the wild west days. 

      -Vicky & Sox letting me crash at their place before my train home to Buffalo. This also included watching Soxy play Fallout for like 6 hours. It is the only interaction I have ever had with this game. I am pretty sure two hours of this were spent fighting a giant ant? 

      -RvBMM:2008

      -Any time I played Left 4 Dead ever. 

      -Girl Cake

      -Gav running away from me and screaming like a girl in the early Grifball days. 

      -Accidentally calling Burnie from the Apple Store instead of my dad. Still asking him if he knew the PIN to my parents' Verizon account. 

      -Barbara and I going shopping before the CPC dinner, and then all of a sudden I was going too. 

      -Getting hella uncomfortable when I was talking to Finch on AIM and he told me he was at work. Even that felt illegal. 

      -Speaking of illegal... that fucking photoshop for my 18th birthday. 

      -Drinking turns up Jenga's suave 230%. 

      -Drinking turns up Tom's "buy your own fucking drink" 480%. 

      -Everything that happened at RTX that one time I went. 

      -Telling everyone on Tinder at RTX that Fall Out Boy would be touring that summer with The Wizard Khalifa. And he is music. And they are playing in Buffalo. 

      -Any and all makeup talks with Amanda. 


      This list is getting comprehensive and I'm getting sappy, so I'm done now. This place has done a lot for me and it gave me all of you assholes who I cherish and will love forever. 


      So fuck you. Whatever. 


      <3 Fin.

    • Whoops. Hi, Hello!

      1 year ago

      ChurchsWife

      I'm on a trip back home, which is a really efficient way to make me feel like I'm 17 again.

      So naturally, I find myself over here. My internet habits are pretty much Twitter-only lately for reasons that don't need getting into because they're stupid and frustrating and health related. Regardless, I'm here now for the moment and I wanted to say that I missed you guys.

      You can see my shenanigans thus far in Youngstown and slow descent into madness on my other corners of the internet where I'm still Churcheswife with the extraneous 'e' in the middle because Burnie's not my boss over there and I do what the fuck I want.

      I love you.

      (It has been so long since I've been on here that my sponsorship's lapsed so...)
      <3 Fin.

    • Some Stuff.

      2 years ago

      ChurchsWife

      Work is eating up all of my time and brainpower. When I get home, the only thing I know how to do is watch procedurals. All of my remaining thoughts are now about suits.

      I'm writing about them here.

      But who cares? Who am I gonna see at PAX East?

      Also, who's going to ECCC? I'm not, but we should do drinking afterward.

      smiley12.gifFin.

    • Hey, kids. Been a While.

      3 years ago

      ChurchsWife

      Just checking in to tell everybody I love them and a little bit of what's going on. I'll keep it short because a lot of shit has happened and is still going on. Here are the basics:

      -I've been on a weird unintentional sabbatical from being on the internet, gaming etc. Mostly I've been kind of reclusive and watching a lot of TV. I'm still trying to pinpoint why this is happening. I think it's an adjustment to free time and what I do with it. I've had a ton to think about lately (for obvious reasons) and it's been making me dumb and boring. Working on correcting this not that I've actually noticed it.

      -I am no longer a coffee-slinger. I started at Xbox Support (more acurately, @XboxSupport) a week ago. Everything that's happening here is incredible. I feel super fucking honored to be a part of this team especially at a time like this. Everyone I work with is great. Every day is honestly like a fucking SportsBAR IRL meetup in ways that make my heart happy.

      -Basically, everything's pretty fucking sweet. Microsoft's a pretty great place to work and I miss people.

      smiley12.gifFin.

    • Who do I get to see this weekend?

      3 years ago

      ChurchsWife

      Also, DToid karaoke. Let's do that shit uuuuuup.

      smiley12.gifFin.

  • Comments (13718)

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      2 years ago

      I was in my car, driving home from the gym, and I heard a lovely voice randomly coming from my MP3 player.

      It was you, singing Maps.

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    • nerdist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WeWillMissKD

      3 years ago

      Hey casey, are you coming to PAX East this year? Would love to see you!

    • upstairskid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Magical Girl

      3 years ago

      It was wonderful meeting you during RTX! It was also wonderful meeting another Casey.
      Thanks for coming out to karaoke and I hope to see you next year! :)

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      3 years ago

      ...Well...I would love to know who does your tattoos IF you have a special person you like to go to.
      I'm asking all my friends with tattoos about whom they trust. I don't want to walk into this blindly.

      It's almost time for my first...and I will be a big fucking baby about it XD

      • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

        3 years ago

        Oh, yeah! I remember you talking about him at the bar last week. Is there anyone you can recommend? I'm sure as a tattoo enthusiast you get that question all the fucking time...but you know me...I'm needy for information. smiley8.gif

      • ChurchsWife

        3 years ago

        The guy I go to right now is actually someone I used to work with who is apprenticing. So, my guy isn't for everybody.

    • Dopp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold ROLL TIDE

      3 years ago

      Hey. You're fucking awesome.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      3 years ago

      Here, take this
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    • edwin

      3 years ago

      I find it funny that your profile has a big message saying "NO RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS" when no one can send you friend requests :P

    • Bravo0777

      4 years ago

      Happy FUUUUU to a fellow Washingtonian!

    • kriss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PA Lead Guardian

      4 years ago

      Yay FU!!! smiley13.gif

    • Landon

      4 years ago

      All up in dat featured user slot. Embrace it, young one.
      Love,
      TinyLegs

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      4 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day, pretty lady! smiley13.gif

    • meeka

      4 years ago

      Happy FU Day! smiley13.gif

    • HAKURU_15 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Triple G

      4 years ago

      HAPPY FEATURED USER DAY! FUCK YEAH! and holy shit you got the exact same karma level as luke mkcay O_O

    • Trends

      4 years ago

      grats on feature user

    • BBirdseed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      FU! :)

    • Dusty_Dink FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pizza 4 Life

      4 years ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!

    • SpleeSpree FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Moist Nugget

      4 years ago

      How many times have you been featured user?

    • NeutralGreen

      4 years ago

      Happy FU Day! smiley13.gif

    • Bellzebob

      4 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • max44

      4 years ago

      helo my name is jessie

    • JeppeRoemer

      4 years ago

      Present! Hope you like it smiley1.gif
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    • nerdist FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WeWillMissKD

      4 years ago

      Whats up?!?!?! We haven't liked talked since PAXs wohhhh

    • WinRaven FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      3rd time in a row...hmmm, haha, grats !that's awesome, I now want to know what you did, lol

    • Orange1000

      4 years ago

      Haven't you been FU before?

    • NeutralGreen

      4 years ago

      Happy FU Day!: The second coming edition. smiley13.gif

    • Bravo0777

      4 years ago

      Happy FUUUUUU! Washington represent!

    • Bellzebob

      4 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User two days in a row!

    • ReaperOfMan

      4 years ago

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    • Trends

      4 years ago

      grats on feature user on 2nd day in row

    • Oddree13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Happy FU day!

    • WinRaven FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Hey, so FU for 2 days in a row? nice nice! Congrats!

    • SpitFireJay

      4 years ago

      HEY... FU! smiley12.gif

    • Cuxim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      FU! smiley13.gif

    • kriss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PA Lead Guardian

      4 years ago

      Yay FU! smiley13.gif

    • Patrick FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf Herder

      4 years ago

      Happy FU!

    • Sean Tango

      4 years ago

      Happy FU day! smiley0.gif

    • CanadianTony FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Happy FU day

    • Dusty_Dink FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pizza 4 Life

      4 years ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!

    • Locken

      4 years ago

      Hey ChurchsWife, you've just been FU-ed!
      Happy FU Day! smiley13.gif

    • jamesfox47

      4 years ago

      FU ma'am fu

    • NGU FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day smiley11.gif

    • AzrielRuckus

      4 years ago

      A Big Happy FU Day to you!

    • Erkan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Take It Easy.... bitches

      4 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!!

    • NeutralGreen

      4 years ago

      Happy FU Day! smiley13.gif

    • Trends

      4 years ago

      grats on being feature user

    • Russspruce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Hey there, congrats on being the Featured User!

    • Preston FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Congrats on being the Featured User!!! smiley13.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Bellzebob

      4 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • Jcach

      4 years ago

      Guess who'd freatured User?
      Happy Featured User Day smiley11.gif

    • Preston FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Your hair looks awesome. :)

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