CoffeeNut78

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from A Ranch east of the middle of nowhere

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    • An old Avatar RETURN

      4 days ago

      CoffeeNut78

      Don't know why but I still love the Scott Bakula  looking twoface pic I found 10+ years ago.  Don't get me wrong PUC is Magus but that is me the gamer. 586854-1439951178454-magus.jpg


       CoffeeNut78 or Mash1778 will always be HARVEY DENT!  


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    • Someone hurry up and invent FTL space travle

      1 week ago

      CoffeeNut78

      I want to move to a planet that has a 30 hour day.  

      Not just me but my whole ranch.  

      I work 15 hrs a day most days anyway so with a 30 hr day I'd be able to get 15 hrs of rest at night.


      Who am I kidding If I had a 30 hr day I'd work 20+ of it and still have no time to get sleep.


      This delusion has been brought to you by lack of sleep Sunday night  thanks to a cow that decided she needed help birthing a calf around midnight and only 1 cup of coffee this morning.


      Why the hell didn't I stay at my aircraft Maintenance job that I took after getting out of the military.  Instead of coming back here where I can't call in sick  to sleep in, because the boss would know I am lying... Because I'm the boss and I always know when I am lying.


      I just want a 3 day staycation not vacation  but 3 days where nobody talks to me nobody asks me what to do no bucket calves to feed no cattle to check.  Just 3 days where I can wake up at 0600hrs or 0700 instead of 0400hrs.  Get up eat a real breakfast instead of my 1/2 a pot of coffee and a cigarette.  Then read the funny papers, fall asleep for a 2 hr nap on the sofa watching mash re-runs.  Get up make a late lunch surf the web all afternoon and then go back to bed around 2100hrs.  


      That is my idea of fun.

      I know I'm boring as a wood fence arn't I.

    • 20 of 31

      2 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78

      Twenty of my thirty one friends here don't come here anymore.  And Yes I know my friends list shows 32 but for those who don't already know MASH1778 and CoffeeNut78 are both Me. Long Story and I won't bother with it here.  But I digress,  20 of 31.... So that is uh.. carry the 4  and 3.14159.... R squared... times the speed of light and minus the weight of dark matter... OW  Brain hurt!  


      Oh wait  real math not common core....

      31-20= 11  


      11 people Man I really have a small set of people I talk to.  How big is this site again?

    • Anybody want to buy a ranch

      2 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78

      give me a few million dollars say 43 to 50mil and tractors implements cattle and land  are all yours.  

      I'm gonna retire and move to Arizona or something like that....  


      No not really but it is April 4th at 0500 in the morning there is 5 in of snow on the ground and it is -1F degrees outside.  I hate winters that won't go away!  I want sun and rain and above 60 degrees!

    • Maybe I've been here Too LONG

      3 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78

      Lets face it.  I've been here since March 31 2005.  Yeah happy user account birthday to me...  What did I get as a present for sticking around for 13 years.  A Busted ass site that for the last 5 to 6 years has gone down hill.  

      Now the content has expanded tremendously on the video side.  Some good some Fantastic and some just OK.  But my beef isn't with the video content.  It is with the community site.  


      If this is just linking the Old new community to the new Video site while they prep the new community site then I still have hope.  But if this is actually the new layout...  The Old New community layout with all its Busted bullshit, then yeah maybe I don't belong here anymore.  I miss the old Old site and even the Old old Old Karma Mod point wars site!  


      But if this windows 8 crap-fest of a community site is just going to be called windows 10 because they added some decorations and throw pillows to the site.... then I am truly done with this place.  I was here for the RvB series... I was here to talk with other fans of RvB.  (RVB . com) Sponsor and fan that is who I am... or was. But honestly I am abhorred by what this place continues to morph into.  So yeah... Maybe I've Been here TOO LONG.  Maybe I am just some old fossil but after 13 years of loyal fandom I don't think  a timetable of 3 to 4 months to see improvements that actually matter and improve the community is too much to ask.   


      If this is what New and improved is then give me Tommy Lee Jones  MIB2 Old Busted Hotness.



    • Test test...

      3 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78

      This is a test of the New NEW site.... I noticed I could not post a response to journals of friends thought I would try here.  


      Test... did it work?

      Well short answer ... NO.

      Edit:

      Long answer...

      So,  I can't comment on friends Journals... I can't comment on My journals....

      I don't see a bug report thing in the corner.  Like there was when the Video was beta.  

      Basically unless there is a place on the forums to report this bug....then how do we fix this.



      Can we just go back to the OLD OLD site?  PLEASE?!  The one that existed back in 2010 or earlier?

      Edit: 2
      Oh... And mod points don't work ether.  Tried to plus 1 ditto others having the same issue.  And an error pops up.  

      Edit : 4

      third edit was a test a couple of seconds ago.... just hit space once and hit post.  It reset the time of the journal posting back to 1 second ago.  I noticed this over 40 minutes ago.  So are my edits showing up to my friends as multiple alerts?  Or is it just resetting the clock on the post?


    • so sad it's funny

      3 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78

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      Does that mean that this liberal wants…

      • Women to be banned from entering schools and college campuses?
      • Women to be banned from any establishment selling alcohol?
      • Women to be banned from polling places on election days?
      • Women to be banned from all government meetings?
      • Women to be banned from all airports?
      • Women to be locked up at all times that they are not in use?
      • Some women to be banned outright, simply because they look too scary?

      The shit I find in the strangest places on the internet.  There was one about a goat too.  But it was a little creepy.  Oh and the clown car condom joke... Everyone knows that one right?  No?  Just me?  How odd.


    • Knee surgury

      4 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78

      Oh joy just what I needed!!!  

      This is only 50%sarcastic.   

      I thought my knee was fine last month but it has gone out on me twice this month.


      I want my leg back!  So I guess I get to have a doctor play cut and stitch  with my leg to get it to work right again.


      Well Merde!


      half of me is glad and the other half keeps waking up at 2 in the morning wondering what kind of peg leg I should invest in?.......

    • Newbies

      1 month ago

      CoffeeNut78

      Not Noobs but new people.  @Radius55's journal got me thinking about what I consider to be Newbies to the RT community.  And I finally nailed it down.  First year users to 2006 are the old farts and 2007 to 2009 I think of as Veterans of the site.  Both of which I lump in to one category of original users.  

      2010 to 2012 are the 2nd gen users and younger but experienced users.  User after 2013 are new folk.   And anyone after 2015 are wet behind the ears newbies.


      Or to put it in a more archaic vernacular:  The 4yr high school 8 yr grade school system than virtually no one uses anymore.


      First yr to 06        Seniors.

      07 to 09               Juniors.

      10 to 12               Sophomores

      13 to 14               Freshman

      15 and beyond    Grade school



       Don't ask me how I came to this decision as it is 100% arbitrary and has no basis in any kind of logic.


      4hrs later Edit:  Now that I think of it there is only one bit of logic behind it.  The mod point trading for Karma Lvl abuse of the OLD site.  What I call the mod point wars.  If you were around for the "Oh I'm Lvl 45 and you're Lvl 12 so shut up Noob!"  arguments in the forums even though the Lvl 12 had been here for a year longer than the mod point hacking 3 or 6 account Lvl 45 user.... Then you are OLD as dirt as far as the site is concerned.  That included many of the Jr.'s as well as all of the Sr.'s in my opinion.

    • site getting more glitchy as new site gets worked on.

      1 month ago

      CoffeeNut78

      Was logging in this morning and my mouse was nowhere near the drop down
      menu but it came down anyway.  In fact my mouse was on a completely
      different monitor from the one I had my browser on. When I moused over
      to get it to go away it blinked out and back on again for a second or
      so.   Seems that the more the Beta of the new site is hyped the more
      this one falls apart.  That is just the most recent glitch.  Not a big
      problem and the others were just the same.  Small but annoying when they
      happened.  And again... Just tried to post this and it didn't come up.  It was here but it said UN-Published.  Opened a new tab to hit refresh and it was not here.  so I tabbed back and copied it adding this text.  Now watch I hit submit on this one and the first one will pop up too I bet.

  • Comments (227)

    • Invader-Jim FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 months ago

      OMFG you are a farm boy, no wonder you stick up for fat cows......

      • CoffeeNut78

        3 months ago

        Hey you have a pic up.  Good for you!  You actually grew a pair.  Congratulations!


        And yeah I do stick up for fat chicks what of it?

    • CoffeeNut78

      1 year ago

      by the by... Fuck you valentines day.   No seriously fuck this bs holiday.

    • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Remember. Always plan ah

      1 year ago

      Featured User Day!


      I'm not sure how one is supposed to celebrate, but I've heard rumor that some people throw popped popcorn everywhere and eat copious amounts of ketchup and strawberries while chanting in an Eldritch language... with cake.

      • CoffeeNut78

        1 year ago

        huh?

      • CoffeeNut78

        1 year ago

        OOOOKAY... Who what HUH?!??!

        Seriously when I first read your post I was wondering what the heck you were talking about.

        I looked at notifications and didn't even notice I was F.User.


        This calls for a drink!

        Barq's rootbeer floats for everyone!(under 21)

        Or over 21 and attending AA

        As for me I am going to get a Scotch!

    • AussieFlower

      2 years ago

      Thanks for the gift ^_^ *hugs*

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      2 years ago

      Thank you brother. :-)

    • cold_arrow

      5 years ago

      You know, one of these days you're going to ask and I'm going to say "Yes."

      Just warning you.

      • cold_arrow

        5 years ago

        Oh. I should totally buy myself a studded handbag!!!

      • CoffeeNut78

        5 years ago

        My mind hath been as big as one of yours,
        My heart as great, my reason haply more,
        To bandy word for word and frown for frown.
        But now I see our lances are but straws,
        Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare,
        That seeming to be most which we indeed least are.
        Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot,
        And place your hands below your husband’s foot:
        In token of which duty, if he please,
        My hand is ready, may it do him ease.


        PETRUCHIO
        Why, there’s a wench! Come on and kiss me, Kate

        AND.....
        Right about here is where I get smacked with your spike studded hand bag. lol smiley0.gifsmiley5.gif

      • CoffeeNut78

        5 years ago

        skip a few lines....

        KATHERINE
        Fie, fie! Unknit that threat'ning unkind brow
        And dart not scornful glances from those eyes
        To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor.
        It blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads,
        Confounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds,
        And in no sense is meet or amiable.
        A woman moved is like a fountain troubled,
        Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty,
        And while it is so, none so dry or thirsty
        Will deign to sip or touch one drop of it.
        Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,
        Thy head, thy sovereign, one that cares for thee,
        And for thy maintenance commits his body
        To painful labor both by sea and land,
        To watch the night in storms, the day in cold,
        Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe,
        And craves no other tribute at thy hands
        But love, fair looks and true obedience—
        Too little payment for so great a debt.
        Such duty as the subject owes the prince,
        Even such a woman oweth to her husband.
        And when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour,
        And not obedient to his honest will,
        What is she but a foul contending rebel
        And graceless traitor to her loving lord?
        I am ashamed that women are so simple
        To offer war where they should kneel for peace;
        Or seek for rule, supremacy and sway
        When they are bound to serve, love, and obey.
        Why are our bodies soft and weak and smooth,
        Unapt to toil and trouble in the world,
        But that our soft conditions and our hearts
        Should well agree with our external parts?
        Come, come, you froward and unable worms!

      • CoffeeNut78

        5 years ago

        Quaint. I knew I had seen that somewhere before I had to look it up.

        When I did the context became quite amusing but you strike me more to be Kate than Bianca.

        LUCENTIO
        I would your duty were as foolish too.
        The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca,
        Hath cost me an hundred crowns since suppertime.

        BIANCA
        The more fool you for laying on my duty.

        140 PETRUCHIO
        Katherine, I charge thee, tell these headstrong women
        What duty they do owe their lords and husbands.

      • cold_arrow

        5 years ago

        More fool you.

      • CoffeeNut78

        5 years ago

        I'm counting on it. smiley8.gif

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Interesting

      5 years ago

      Dude!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

    • cold_arrow

      6 years ago

      Commando.

    • mebig0

      7 years ago

      I got that pic from a site full of randomness

    • Havoc1

      7 years ago

      In reply to MASH1778, #12:

      Can't remember model off the top of my head (probably a 24-gun), but it's a Griffin safe with a digital keypad. Very nice construction, especially when compared to Liberty and other large name brands. Better/sturdier lock mechanism and fit/finish, great fire rating, and they delivered and installed because I'm about 90 miles from them. When I visited to select my safe, the owner turned out to be a great guy with many years of safe design and safecracking experience. I truly am impressed, and it was cheaper than the big-name brands! .

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      By the end of the night it was 3 bottles of bubbly, 1.5 of wine, 2 scotches and a glass of port.

    • RosaSpinaque

      7 years ago

      You presume correctly. It is from the episode "Jaynestown", when they see the statue the Mudders made of Jayne. :)

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Oh now that's intriguing.

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      1778? why not 4-0-double 7?

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Just be glad you're not in my head atm. I know normal is a myth, but I would love to be just a little less unconventional. It's all too hard when every part of me wants/needs things that even those parts know that they can't have. Not even my head can make it all make sense sometimes, and it gets awfully hard to lock it down once it's been let loose.

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Yeah, I like the 3rd one best too.

      Figured out what you're doing in Datingland?

    • Bleu_Ace

      7 years ago

      That DEFINITELY sounds like a deceptipumpkin

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Somehow I think that would be frowned upon at my work...

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      If I get them I'll put pics up... But that's a big if...

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      You damn tease...

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Good answer.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      She's rung me in the middle of the night before cos I didn't come home...

      I'd been living in Melbourne for 2 years...

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      My mum's phone is apparently not receiving text messages atm, and so she hasn't heard from me since Sunday morning when we flew back into Sydney. She's tried calling a few times but I've either been in bed sleeping, or busy with something so I've not been able to talk to her and have sent her a text to that effect.

      This morning she rang my phone at 6.30, which was set to silent so I didn't hear. She then rang the boy, whose phone was not silenced, waking us both up... Apparently she thought something must have happened to us because she hasn't been able to get hold of either of us since Sunday...

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      8 years ago

      Ah, shame. Well, good to see you back, good sir.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      8 years ago

      LMAO

      NICE! Yeah, that was/is me. Fucking mods went into dick mode and baleeted the picture. By the way, if you still have that picture...

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      It's ok, it was her time... It's just sad, ya know? *Shrugs*

    • CoffeeNut78

      8 years ago

      Can you say CRACK POT?
      Because that is what you are bub.

    • BradWatson

      8 years ago

      Mash1778 or whatever your name is

      This is Brad Watson from Miami, FL. You have made some very ignorant and abusive comments towards me and my brief explanation of some encoded symbolism of The Lost Room. Why is it that you and so many people go on the Internet under a cover of anonimity and undisclosed location and humor themselves making sick comments?
      Keep in mind that there is a God and all our actions have consequences.

      Simple(74) English(74) Gematria(74) exists and I'm not the only one promoting on the Internet - hundreds are. Google it.

      If you think that you are smarter than I am - I challenge you. Pick a topic: math & science, English, history, religion, music, sports. We can easily debate anything and easily show who is smarter. Let's begin with this: I presented a paper/poster at a major NASA conference. Ok. your turn... Or, I perform regularly with the Miami Symphony, Palm Beach Pops, etc. How's your music ability? I went to 7 different universities and taught at an 8th. How about you? I'm a 13 handicap in golf, how about you?

      Benjamin Franklin said, "To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish". You have erred in attacking my writing and me personally. You have the opportunity to repent or to continue to act in an evil manner. God will decide how to reward or punish your behavior.

      - Brad Watson, Miami, FL

    • oldie

      8 years ago

      It's ok. I needed a good laugh. The "CNN BS believing spoon fed typical mindless sheep American."really had me rolling.

      It's like you actually see my thoughts over the internets.

    • oldie

      8 years ago

      I call BULL SHIT.
      You are a Hypocrite


      I smell Bullshit.

      subtle sarcasm eludes you...


      Also, If I were you I'd quit judging people by a one word comment posted on the internet. You fail miserably at it.



      Post edited 8/15/09 1:55PM

    • RDM

      8 years ago

      Oldie was being sarcastic. But thanks for playing.

    • beantown

      8 years ago

      Haha. The politics and religion thing was a joke. I read your bit about not wanting to debate on politics and religion, but I thought it was funny because I'm actually a Religion major. Anyway, the military, eh? That's cool, man. What branch? My brother-in-law is in Afghanistan right now: 1st Division, 41st Engineering Company.

    • beantown

      8 years ago

      Hey dude, I'm looking for people to debate politics and religion with. If you're interested let me know.

      Also, what are you going to Hastings for? I go there for school, so I'm not there right now.

      Post edited 8/01/09 2:25AM

    • Shabobble Extra Life

      8 years ago

      In reply to MASH1778:

      Check out the group link on my profile.

    • buckeyedon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Crackpottist

      8 years ago

      I am asking you as one man to another that you honor a great American who fed a large portion of the USA between 1960 to 1995 by having a steak dinner and a beer or scotch.


      I just ran out of Scotch and need to get some more - what kind of beer and Scotch did he drink?

      And I'll gladly have the steak on the 4th.

    • Box

      8 years ago

      I'm sorry for your loss :( I can't promise I will drink, but I will definitely have a nice steak for him :)


      No worries, he is in a much better place.

    • Roxasmason

      8 years ago

      Hey i know iam a random person i read your comment on gus page iam sorry to hear about your loss you describing him on the comment like that sounds like he deserve a seat and a cold one right beside god and jesus when the superbowl comes on

      again sorry for your loss may god look after you and your family

    • blargzilla

      8 years ago

      no problem.

    • EvilCplGoat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      yeah, i like his art too, but the guy jipped me out of $20. i ordered a t-shirt and never recieved it.

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      8 years ago

      That should not happen and I can not replicate the problem. Try using a different web browser, if that doesn't work take it to the site bugs thread and see if anybody else can offer assistance:
      roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216684&page=131

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Thanks babe, that's sweet. I will definitely keep that in mind. But for right now I think I'll be alright.

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      What do you think the downside is? It seems like there could be one, but I can't put my finger on it.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Happy birthday!!! Have a great day babe!

    • mattiecore

      8 years ago

      Last I checked, I was in the lead

      not by much though.... like, 4 votes

    • Spawn_Kreed

      8 years ago

      schounds painful

    • Spawn_Kreed

      8 years ago

      I never said,"I'm going to let you decide my job..."
      I put that up to to have peopl state opinion

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Hey hon. I hope you feel better soon. smiley2.gif

    • Mecatchfish

      8 years ago

      That would probably create more and even worse memories.

    • latweety23

      8 years ago

      He was in the Air Force a long while back and now is a volunteer firefighter and a regional manager of nursing home dietary kitchens here in central Texas. Name is Mark.

      aka Copernicus on this site. He may know you too if you drop him a line. smiley0.gif

    • AaDlRs

      8 years ago

      yes but i want thinner

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