CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

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from A Ranch east of the middle of nowhere

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    • no more double star and soon no star at all

      1 week ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Letting my sponsorship or first status laps.  Not mad at RT or anything sinister.  Just have other bills to attend to and though I am immensely fond of this place I have to be sure my employees are paid my bills are paid and I have food on the table.   I probably could continue to sponsor here but I recently cut my own fun budget and this place got the axe as part of my cuts. Especially since I set aside some $ for last weekend and this weekend's fundraisers!  

    • ​I hurt all over

      2 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Hell even my earlobes hurt.  4 strait days of rebuilding an alley way for cattle sorting 2 trams of 9ft Rail Road ties a few hundred board feet of 2x12x16 boards a few thousand screws... 2 broken digger handles and well over 2 ton of 60lb bags of ready mixed quick crete... I haven't moved that much dirt by hand since I was an army grunt filling sand bags during a flood.  But by the end of tomorrow I hope to be done.  Brand new alleyway is almost done just need to hang the gates off the new posts and boom all done!  Just in time to work 2 bunches of cattle.  Fuck my life I could really use another hired hand around here. lol

    • Anyone near Nebraska with a horse or a 4 wheeler?

      3 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Saturday 14 mile cattle drive.  I have enough help to get it done but just barely.  I'd love 1 person on a horse or 2 with 4wheelers.  Anyone want to spend Saturday in 30 degree weather riding heard on 250 pairs?



    • Love TWD Love Star Trek... hate STD

      3 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Sonequa Martin-Green  Loved her on The Walking Dead.  I love TOS STNG and Voyager and even DS9 and Enterprise were good in their own right. STD is not Star Trek.  I'm currently watching Talking dead when she came out on stage I went to take a shit and read a Gary Larson Far Side comic.  If I would have had the time to do it and known she was going to be on the Talking Dead I would have loved to organized  a 100 person or more group of people to chant at the top of our lungs...

      STD FUCK YOU STD FUCK YOU STD FUCK YOU STD!

      Very glad I am not clairvoyant or that evil.  Because it would have detracted from TWD and all REAL Star Trek.


      Edit.......


      Wow I can say the Tonya Harding story didn't need to be told but still be magnanimous but fuck up Star Trek and I am a raving nutter.  I didn't actually know I was a trekkie or trekker.  I thought I was a casual fan.  Apparently not because after only 3 ep of Stupidly Transmitted Disease ST Discovery I want the show to Die. 


       It is a Walking Dead night and all I can think after seeing SM Green is how much I hate her new show.  Which really sucks because I think she has talent and is hot as hell. And purposely leaving to poo just because I knew STD would be mentioned when she walked out is childish on my part.

    • Strangest movie news I've ever heard.

      4 weeks ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      I Tonya

      The Tonya Harding story with Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding.

      This falls under the category of movies that didn't really need to be made.  


      Anyone over the age of 35 who had a TV in the 1980's early 90's knows the story or at least enough of the story to not care about seeing a movie about Tonya and the Nancy pipe to the knees debacle surrounding the winter Olympics they took part in.  

      Younger people might not know much about her.  Hell, even the actress playing Tonya didn't know that she was playing a real live person until someone told Miss Robbie that Tonya really does exist.   

      Though to be fair she is only in her mid - late 20's and is from Australia.  But anyone in the USA who has not heard of Harding is most likely below the age of 35 and even some of them have heard of her.  


      Now I hope it does well because I am not a total jerk.  And the people who made it need to eat too.


      But honestly the only way I would bother watching this movie is if there was a full length shot for shot reenactment of Ms. Hardings infamous wedding video in the movie. That just isn't going to happen so I think I'll save my money and spend it on a drink with a nice lady or a beer with my friends.




    • Someone have a rotarooter for my sinuses?

      1 month ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Kill me!  I hate sinus clogging colds!

      Vic's Vapor Rub NyQuil and sleep the rest of the day.

      Good Night.  grif

    • New pickup

      1 month ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      So I got rid of my Lemon of a 2007 Explorer today.  I bought it used back in 2013 when I traded off my oh so trusty and comfortable 1998 Durango.  Also a used vehicle back in 2001, but up until the last year I owned it it ran true.  Unlike the Exploder...er Explorer that was nothing but trouble a week after I bought it.  Now I have a 2017 F-150 super-cab.  Hate the color too many buttons and computer chips things that go Pong! and Bing and Ding ding ding .... AAAHHHRRG!  But I will get use to all of it eventually.   Second  Brand New vehicle I have bought in my life.  The other is my work truck for the ranch.  This one is my run to town vehicle.  You know get groceries, pick up parts go to other towns and general run around errand vehicle.  But I can use it to bounce out across the hills and toss a sick calf in the back too if I have to!  

      V8 4x4 big petrol tank is all I asked for.  I got what I asked for but trying to find a bare bones pickup is nigh impossible so instead of a Custom I went for an XL.  Like I said too many bells and whistles but the truck is solid so if it lasts as long as my old Durango did I'll be happy.

    • Off to Montana on Wednesday

      2 months ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      I have 2 best friends.  One works for me and the other lives in Montana.


      One of my best friends is  retiring from the military next week and I am off to congratulate him and wish him luck for his future.  

      I was supposed to be going with my other best friend who retired 2 years ago and now works for me on my ranch.  But sadly he has to take a trip in the opposite direction.  His Grand Mum is in her 90's and isn't doing so good.  So he, I and our pal who is retiring decided it was best that he go see her while he can.  Hopefully we can all get together at a later date but for now I get to see an old friend I don't get to see nearly often enough.

    • Double gold box of USEFULL stuff! :)

      2 months ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

      Normally the 2xgold sponsor first box comes with cool stuff that is mostly promotional trinkets and a cool T-shirt.  This time it came with a Day 5 promotional theme.  And it was full of useful things that are cool too!  It has a flashlight that has a generator in it. Push a tab and a lever comes out.  The lever is a hand pump to recharge the flashlight.  Just for the fun of it I turned it on at 1000hrs this morning and at the time of typing this 1557hrs it is still lit up with only a few dozen pumps!   NOW THAT IS USEFUL!!  I hope RT has more of these and I will check the store later  because I think this would be a great thing to buy as gifts for friends or to donate to Hurricane distressed people... Come to think of it just about everything in this double gold box would help those in TX right now... The water bottle... OK I know it says headlight Fluid (old RvB and Mechanic joke)  but it is a water container.  The first aid kit  Not an elaborate one but still a good one for cuts and scrapes.  Tweezers scissors gauze a sewing kit and some Q-tips all useful and probably all needed there right now.


      Can I return the stuff or better yet keep it and Buy the box again for the survivors in TX?  I don't know how much it cost to put together but I'd be willing to pay a few bucks a box to have 20 to 30 of those given to people who need help.  


      This could be a new line for RT.  The disaster and end of the world care package!  thirty to forty bucks to send a few things to people who need them. 

      Small first aid kit a water bottle a hand crank flash light and maybe an energy bar or something.

    • Asterix the Gaul

      2 months ago

      CoffeeNut78 PUC the Lunatic

       Who here remembers the old Asterix cartoons?


      For those of you who don't... Google Utube hulu itunes or netflix it till you find a cartoon about it.  For those of you who DO.....   I have 2 names for a live action movie Simon Pegg and Nick Frost!  

      Seriously these 2 could pull it off!  even if it was just as a cos play at a con!  But I would love to see them do it as a movie or 3 part mini.... Especially if they kept the cartoon physics of the show in their adaptation!  It would be hilarious!


      simon-pegg-and-nick-frost.jpg


      ASTERIX_AND_OBELIX_by_themico.jpg



      You Can't tell me there is not a likeness here.  

  • About Me

    I am in my mid 40's ( I don't lie about my age But because I am old enough to be paranoid about the inter webs I never give an exact age) I've been alive long enough to remember Carter or Regan being elected.. I came in to the military in the early or late 1990's. I've served in 2 branches of the military. Then when I left the military I moved back to my family land and I'm a Rancher now. Not here to pick up chicks, or debate politics and religion, just here to have fun and laugh. And on occasion cause a little havoc. In a good way the kind of havoc that is fun and everyone can enjoy... well most everyone. I invite you to look around kick off your shoes and get to know me. I make a mean steak and grilled asparagus dinner or a wine and cream spicy tomato pasta sauce. Bring a friend but beware I live in the sticks so I have a shotgun in reach at all times. ;) Get to know me look around my profile... You will discover I am quite insane. But at least I know I am. Everyone is insane but those who claim they are not are the ones you need to worry about!

  • Comments (225)

    • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

      9 months ago

      by the by... Fuck you valentines day.   No seriously fuck this bs holiday.

    • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold doesn't get breaks.

      1 year ago

      Featured User Day!


      I'm not sure how one is supposed to celebrate, but I've heard rumor that some people throw popped popcorn everywhere and eat copious amounts of ketchup and strawberries while chanting in an Eldritch language... with cake.

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        1 year ago

        huh?

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        1 year ago

        OOOOKAY... Who what HUH?!??!

        Seriously when I first read your post I was wondering what the heck you were talking about.

        I looked at notifications and didn't even notice I was F.User.


        This calls for a drink!

        Barq's rootbeer floats for everyone!(under 21)

        Or over 21 and attending AA

        As for me I am going to get a Scotch!

    • AussieFlower

      1 year ago

      Thanks for the gift ^_^ *hugs*

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        1 year ago

        you're welcome :)

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      1 year ago

      Thank you brother. :-)

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        1 year ago

        don't mention it. :)

    • cold_arrow

      5 years ago

      You know, one of these days you're going to ask and I'm going to say "Yes."

      Just warning you.

      • cold_arrow

        4 years ago

        Oh. I should totally buy myself a studded handbag!!!

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        4 years ago

        My mind hath been as big as one of yours,
        My heart as great, my reason haply more,
        To bandy word for word and frown for frown.
        But now I see our lances are but straws,
        Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare,
        That seeming to be most which we indeed least are.
        Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot,
        And place your hands below your husband’s foot:
        In token of which duty, if he please,
        My hand is ready, may it do him ease.


        PETRUCHIO
        Why, there’s a wench! Come on and kiss me, Kate

        AND.....
        Right about here is where I get smacked with your spike studded hand bag. lol smiley0.gifsmiley5.gif

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        4 years ago

        skip a few lines....

        KATHERINE
        Fie, fie! Unknit that threat'ning unkind brow
        And dart not scornful glances from those eyes
        To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor.
        It blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads,
        Confounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds,
        And in no sense is meet or amiable.
        A woman moved is like a fountain troubled,
        Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty,
        And while it is so, none so dry or thirsty
        Will deign to sip or touch one drop of it.
        Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,
        Thy head, thy sovereign, one that cares for thee,
        And for thy maintenance commits his body
        To painful labor both by sea and land,
        To watch the night in storms, the day in cold,
        Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe,
        And craves no other tribute at thy hands
        But love, fair looks and true obedience—
        Too little payment for so great a debt.
        Such duty as the subject owes the prince,
        Even such a woman oweth to her husband.
        And when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour,
        And not obedient to his honest will,
        What is she but a foul contending rebel
        And graceless traitor to her loving lord?
        I am ashamed that women are so simple
        To offer war where they should kneel for peace;
        Or seek for rule, supremacy and sway
        When they are bound to serve, love, and obey.
        Why are our bodies soft and weak and smooth,
        Unapt to toil and trouble in the world,
        But that our soft conditions and our hearts
        Should well agree with our external parts?
        Come, come, you froward and unable worms!

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        4 years ago

        Quaint. I knew I had seen that somewhere before I had to look it up.

        When I did the context became quite amusing but you strike me more to be Kate than Bianca.

        LUCENTIO
        I would your duty were as foolish too.
        The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca,
        Hath cost me an hundred crowns since suppertime.

        BIANCA
        The more fool you for laying on my duty.

        140 PETRUCHIO
        Katherine, I charge thee, tell these headstrong women
        What duty they do owe their lords and husbands.

      • cold_arrow

        5 years ago

        More fool you.

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        5 years ago

        I'm counting on it. smiley8.gif

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Interesting

      5 years ago

      Dude!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

      • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

        5 years ago

        thanks smiley1.gif

    • cold_arrow

      6 years ago

      Commando.

    • mebig0

      6 years ago

      I got that pic from a site full of randomness

    • Havoc1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      In reply to MASH1778, #12:

      Can't remember model off the top of my head (probably a 24-gun), but it's a Griffin safe with a digital keypad. Very nice construction, especially when compared to Liberty and other large name brands. Better/sturdier lock mechanism and fit/finish, great fire rating, and they delivered and installed because I'm about 90 miles from them. When I visited to select my safe, the owner turned out to be a great guy with many years of safe design and safecracking experience. I truly am impressed, and it was cheaper than the big-name brands! .

    • cold_arrow

      6 years ago

      By the end of the night it was 3 bottles of bubbly, 1.5 of wine, 2 scotches and a glass of port.

    • RosaSpinaque

      6 years ago

      You presume correctly. It is from the episode "Jaynestown", when they see the statue the Mudders made of Jayne. :)

    • cold_arrow

      6 years ago

      Oh now that's intriguing.

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      1778? why not 4-0-double 7?

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Just be glad you're not in my head atm. I know normal is a myth, but I would love to be just a little less unconventional. It's all too hard when every part of me wants/needs things that even those parts know that they can't have. Not even my head can make it all make sense sometimes, and it gets awfully hard to lock it down once it's been let loose.

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Yeah, I like the 3rd one best too.

      Figured out what you're doing in Datingland?

    • Bleu_Ace

      7 years ago

      That DEFINITELY sounds like a deceptipumpkin

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Somehow I think that would be frowned upon at my work...

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      If I get them I'll put pics up... But that's a big if...

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      You damn tease...

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      Good answer.

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      She's rung me in the middle of the night before cos I didn't come home...

      I'd been living in Melbourne for 2 years...

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      My mum's phone is apparently not receiving text messages atm, and so she hasn't heard from me since Sunday morning when we flew back into Sydney. She's tried calling a few times but I've either been in bed sleeping, or busy with something so I've not been able to talk to her and have sent her a text to that effect.

      This morning she rang my phone at 6.30, which was set to silent so I didn't hear. She then rang the boy, whose phone was not silenced, waking us both up... Apparently she thought something must have happened to us because she hasn't been able to get hold of either of us since Sunday...

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      7 years ago

      Ah, shame. Well, good to see you back, good sir.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      7 years ago

      LMAO

      NICE! Yeah, that was/is me. Fucking mods went into dick mode and baleeted the picture. By the way, if you still have that picture...

    • cold_arrow

      7 years ago

      It's ok, it was her time... It's just sad, ya know? *Shrugs*

    • CoffeeNut78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PUC the Lunatic

      7 years ago

      Can you say CRACK POT?
      Because that is what you are bub.

    • BradWatson

      7 years ago

      Mash1778 or whatever your name is

      This is Brad Watson from Miami, FL. You have made some very ignorant and abusive comments towards me and my brief explanation of some encoded symbolism of The Lost Room. Why is it that you and so many people go on the Internet under a cover of anonimity and undisclosed location and humor themselves making sick comments?
      Keep in mind that there is a God and all our actions have consequences.

      Simple(74) English(74) Gematria(74) exists and I'm not the only one promoting on the Internet - hundreds are. Google it.

      If you think that you are smarter than I am - I challenge you. Pick a topic: math & science, English, history, religion, music, sports. We can easily debate anything and easily show who is smarter. Let's begin with this: I presented a paper/poster at a major NASA conference. Ok. your turn... Or, I perform regularly with the Miami Symphony, Palm Beach Pops, etc. How's your music ability? I went to 7 different universities and taught at an 8th. How about you? I'm a 13 handicap in golf, how about you?

      Benjamin Franklin said, "To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish". You have erred in attacking my writing and me personally. You have the opportunity to repent or to continue to act in an evil manner. God will decide how to reward or punish your behavior.

      - Brad Watson, Miami, FL

    • oldie

      8 years ago

      It's ok. I needed a good laugh. The "CNN BS believing spoon fed typical mindless sheep American."really had me rolling.

      It's like you actually see my thoughts over the internets.

    • oldie

      8 years ago

      I call BULL SHIT.
      You are a Hypocrite


      I smell Bullshit.

      subtle sarcasm eludes you...


      Also, If I were you I'd quit judging people by a one word comment posted on the internet. You fail miserably at it.



      Post edited 8/15/09 1:55PM

    • RDM

      8 years ago

      Oldie was being sarcastic. But thanks for playing.

    • beantown

      8 years ago

      Haha. The politics and religion thing was a joke. I read your bit about not wanting to debate on politics and religion, but I thought it was funny because I'm actually a Religion major. Anyway, the military, eh? That's cool, man. What branch? My brother-in-law is in Afghanistan right now: 1st Division, 41st Engineering Company.

    • beantown

      8 years ago

      Hey dude, I'm looking for people to debate politics and religion with. If you're interested let me know.

      Also, what are you going to Hastings for? I go there for school, so I'm not there right now.

      Post edited 8/01/09 2:25AM

    • Shabobble Extra Life

      8 years ago

      In reply to MASH1778:

      Check out the group link on my profile.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      8 years ago

      I am asking you as one man to another that you honor a great American who fed a large portion of the USA between 1960 to 1995 by having a steak dinner and a beer or scotch.


      I just ran out of Scotch and need to get some more - what kind of beer and Scotch did he drink?

      And I'll gladly have the steak on the 4th.

    • Box

      8 years ago

      I'm sorry for your loss :( I can't promise I will drink, but I will definitely have a nice steak for him :)


      No worries, he is in a much better place.

    • Roxasmason

      8 years ago

      Hey i know iam a random person i read your comment on gus page iam sorry to hear about your loss you describing him on the comment like that sounds like he deserve a seat and a cold one right beside god and jesus when the superbowl comes on

      again sorry for your loss may god look after you and your family

    • blargzilla

      8 years ago

      no problem.

    • EvilCplGoat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      yeah, i like his art too, but the guy jipped me out of $20. i ordered a t-shirt and never recieved it.

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      8 years ago

      That should not happen and I can not replicate the problem. Try using a different web browser, if that doesn't work take it to the site bugs thread and see if anybody else can offer assistance:
      roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216684&page=131

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Thanks babe, that's sweet. I will definitely keep that in mind. But for right now I think I'll be alright.

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      What do you think the downside is? It seems like there could be one, but I can't put my finger on it.

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Happy birthday!!! Have a great day babe!

    • mattiecore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Last I checked, I was in the lead

      not by much though.... like, 4 votes

    • Spawn_Kreed

      8 years ago

      schounds painful

    • Spawn_Kreed

      8 years ago

      I never said,"I'm going to let you decide my job..."
      I put that up to to have peopl state opinion

    • cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Hey hon. I hope you feel better soon. smiley2.gif

    • Mecatchfish

      8 years ago

      That would probably create more and even worse memories.

    • latweety23

      8 years ago

      He was in the Air Force a long while back and now is a volunteer firefighter and a regional manager of nursing home dietary kitchens here in central Texas. Name is Mark.

      aka Copernicus on this site. He may know you too if you drop him a line. smiley0.gif

    • AaDlRs

      8 years ago

      yes but i want thinner

    • mattiecore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      your sense of humor < my sense of humor


      =P

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