CoffeeNut78

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    • AND now a real return from the dead

      1 year ago

      CoffeeNut78

      I screwed up several years ago. I got drunk I pissed off a Mod on purpose. They banned me. Rightfully so. I made a new account and towed the line. I then deleted the profile in 2013 or 2014 or so I thought. I came back with a 3rd profile in July of 2015. And happened to find an Admin who was kind enough to restore the 2nd profile. Upon the switch to the new site today July 21 2015 I find that my original profile is restored. Just as it was 8 years ago when I lost it. Now I am in a bit of a bind. I have 3 profiles. I already sponsored the other 2.

      One I swore I would delete just as soon as I figure out how on this new site. The one I was given back just before the site change... And now this one! Now by all rights I should delete this one too but I have wanted it back for so long.

      Moral dilemma for me now. I've been good ever since the incident that lost me this profile. It has kind of been given back to me. But I've done so much as MASH1778. Eight years of history here as that profile. But this one shows when I first joined 10 years ago and I do miss being known as one of the few who were here from near the beginning. I became aware of RVB in season 2 2004. I watched all the back episodes over 2004 and milled around on signing up. Then I started playing halo mid 2004 and decided that I would. So, I signed up and sponsored the following year in season 3. Now of the 2million some members here there are only a few thousand who have been here longer than me. And that makes me feel special. But I look at this profile and I look at my 8 year old one. I was a Dick when I had this profile. But I was 10 years younger than I am now. As Mash I've done so much more. Made better friends than the trolls I ran with as CoffeeNut78. I don't know what to do. Hell even the email addy I have on this account is one I no longer have. Strange feeling to know I could take this one back and run with it but that would mean closing the door on a profile that forced me to grow. I really am going to have to think about this.

    • What the fuck am I smoking?!!?

      9 years ago

      CoffeeNut78

      OK First let me explain that it has been several YEARS since I have been able to have a dream while I slept. Well a couple of minutes ago I woke from one that makes up for 7 to 9 years of dreamless sleep.

      I was at work for the army guard doing drill weekend. No big suprise there.... but the dream shifts as they do from time to time and I am on my fathers ranch again...
      But it is STILL drill weekend.... My pop is a PFC I out rank him... That alone is fucked up! But it is durring the spring calving season and I am giving driving lessons to a bunch of new army grunts on a John Deere 4640 tractor. We have 5 troops piled into the cab of this damn thing and one kid bumps the throttle and slipps it into 5th gear. We take off like a shot and one of them yells "CHARG!"

      My dad is getting in a heffer who is having trouble deliviering her first calf..... With the aid of 3 platoons of troops in an army convoy. Looked like the keysone cops in army uniforms.

      the calf is delivered but it is missing it's back left and front right hooves... and looks like it has been well... It looks like it was fragged by an IED or a grenade, but it is still alive. So we have to preform sergury to stop the poor calf from bleeding to death. 1/2 an hour later it looks like one of those rabbits from the new comercial on TV for some insurance company that is reattaching "lucky rabbits feet to poor rabbits." It has one green hoof and one yellow one.
      Later in the day I see a bunch of JROTC kids out chasing cattle in their dress uniforms and my father explains to me something I can't remember right now but I didn't understand it to begin with so telling you wouldn't do any good anyways .....
      The rest of it is starting to blurr as I type I was hoping to remember it all so I could tell you about it.... but I type to damn slow.

    • enraged pantemime princess margret

      9 years ago

      CoffeeNut78

      .....

      Teh unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer ....
      BANG right in the toast!

    • ok seriously.....

      9 years ago

      CoffeeNut78

      How fucking long is the no pic thing going to go on?



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      Sheesh! smiley6.gif

    • Life after blood gulch?

      9 years ago

      CoffeeNut78

      I have seen people panicking about the demise of the BG chronicles.

      While I don't know if this was an april fools joke or if they really intend to kill off the show....
      all I can say is it's about time for a change.

      I would not be at all surprised to see Red V blue continue and they just abandon the gulch altogether.
      Then again they RT staff may go in another direction but regardless of whether it is over or just a gag I don't think we have anything to be worried about RvB will out live any other internet craze except maybe Newgrounds.... (but that is another story altogether.) So long as the fans of the show never let it die. Look at the Transformers for fuck sake.... they came out when I was in Kindergarten or 1st grade... yet the old gen 1 charictors are still as popular today as they were 20 years ago. Wouldn't suprise me to see Sarge Griff Church Caboose Tucker Simmons,Tex n all the rest be a bit along that line... and 10 or 15 years down the road people will still be saying You COCKBITE!!..... or Blue tard and calling their cars pumas.

    • I have to paint a house

      9 years ago

      CoffeeNut78

      just thought I would let you know

    • Halo BAR... no not a forum or spam bar..

      9 years ago

      CoffeeNut78

      I mean a REAL Bar with a HALO and RvB theme. What would you do if you were payed to create a bar with a feel of the halo world. What would you do? How would you decorate it.

      Me I would have all the waitresses ware tight body suits to look like Cortana.
      The bouncers would be called Jiralhanae (also known as Brutes) from halo 2 &possibly 3 from what I have seen of the previews.

      What kind of map would you use as the bar setting? one of the multi player ... one from the storyline maps....
      Other ideas.
      Drink names and what kind of booze is in them.

    • I miss season 3

      9 years ago

      CoffeeNut78

      Ok anyone else think that out of the 5 seasons RVB has had that season 3 is kinda the bench mark? I mean they guys really shot themselves in the foot by having such a long season? I mean I have listened to the commentary and they say that some sponsors were complaining that the sponsorship period lasted too long.... That may be one reason they cut back in season 4. Season 5 has been good so far but 4 just seemed too short and the story never really went anywhere....

      I haven't even bought the season 4 DVD yet because I am waiting till the end of season 5 then I will buy the both of them and watch them back to back.

      It just strikes me as if season 4 was the warm up and now season 5 is starting to get rolling.... well as rolling as possible given that it only will last 6 months and it started about 4 months ago. Meaning only 2 more months and BLAM back to the 2 to 4 months with no RvB.... smiley2.gif

      Seriously season 4&5 need to be in a box set or something.
      Yeah I know I am rambling .... I do that when I drink.... alot...Ramble I mean not drink .... who am I kidding I drink a lot too. I am on my 9th or 10th Wychwood Hobgoblin ale tonight.

      but I digress... season 3 bench mark yes? no? lay off the booze you drunken jackass?

      Your thoughts here.

    • Journal time....

      9 years ago

      CoffeeNut78

      Been away for a while back now.
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      What you were expecting me to tell you what I have been up to?
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      Foolish mortals.

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  • Comments (235)

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Sounds like a plan to me. Good luck getting it all set up!

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Things are good m'dear. How are you?

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Hey there you sexy beast! smiley0.gif

    • WalkingCrazy

      9 years ago

      I have one of those!! but I covered mine in a little bit of fake blood and hung it from fishing line so it looks like it is swooping in to get you while you sit on the couch!


      That's awesome! I've been meaning to get one myself.

    • nmorris

      9 years ago

      Hey there. We are both doing pretty well. No kids of our own yet, though my wife is opening a childcare center in a few months, so she'll have plenty of other people's kids to take care of. We aren't planning on having any for a few years. I can assure you I'll offer their souls to you first when we do finally have some. smiley0.gif

      I've never been to either Libations location. We're partial to Zen's and Christo's. We also hit Duggan's every now and then when my dad is playing. That's about it. Congrats on the reenlistment though.

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Seems like a fair enough point. Just wondering I guess. Well, good luck with it all. Not that you'll need it. smiley0.gif

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      By the way, why are you re-enlisting? Just curious, feel free to ignore the question...

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      DAMN!! Nicely done!! I'm uber-jealous! Being pretty much broke and then spending all your dosh at a birthday-do will have that effect...

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Oooh, fancy schmancey! And here I am drinking my money away!! So life as an army grunt is treating you well?

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Things are good love, I just got home from a friends workmates birthday party, so in that regard it's great. How's life treating you?

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      You busted my 3 day streak... and you're right, LP is dead...

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      HEY HEY!!!

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Once again, Happy Birthday you old fart!

    • Dominator957

      9 years ago

      Hateful no. Though disagreeing yes.

      Hateful Yes... You project a clear message of hate when you compare bush to Hitler. Your pic here clearly calls those who voted bush into office retards and the fact that you imply he is as bad as Hitler you make the ""retards"" to be the Nazis who helped Hitler come to power.

      I don't recall at anytime calming to BE Ghandi. Your implying that simply appreciating him I am held to his same standard. And, after all, disagreement can result in good things, not always, but it can.

      The essence of the world we live in is disagreement. Without it, where would we be? No one would ever learn to question tradition and make new advancements of any kind.

      True disagreement does help the world to an extent but how far do you take it before a civil argument between men turns into a fist fight or worse?

      So you believe that I'm, going to come out of your commuter monitor, after squeezing through your Ethernet cable, and punch you in the face? Double to that, this is the internet after all.

      The world could not exist as it is today with out disagreements. Ideas do not come by following convention, all things came from someone disagreeing with what existed and looking for a solution. Obviously, my pictures are not there to spark some sort of revolution, but to express my disagreement with what some people hold true.

      And I have no problem with your opinion I just don't see things your way. I see things from the experience of 12 years of military service and all I am saying is your going about it wrong... all your pics serve to do is bolster the feelings of pride and fool hearty pigheaddedness on both sides. You piss in the conservatives pot they piss in yours. Sooner or later your going to have to drink out of one of those pots.

      Then thats my choice, now isn't it? If I'm willing to defend my statements, then so be it. It is my profile isn't it?

      Gandhi himself found this true. Did he not disagree with British rule and their poor care of his people? Did that not spark him to act in his so famous way?

      Gandhi did not hate the British only their rule. Feel free to correct me if I am wrong but you seem to revel in delight at the tormenting and belittling of A man who has made mistakes in the actions he took. ergo President Bush.

      Those are odd word to use, tormenting and belittling, after all he is the "Decider". I make fun of him for his mistakes, his stupidity, and his failed plots. I shouldn't make fun of retards, but this ones the president.

    • Dominator957

      9 years ago

      Hateful no. Though disagreeing yes. The essence of the world we live in is disagreement. Without it, where would we be? No one would ever learn to question tradition and make new advancements of any kind. The world could not exist as it is today with out disagreements. Ideas do not come by following convention, all things came from someone disagreeing with what existed and looking for a solution. Obviously, my pictures are not there to spark some sort of revolution, but to express my disagreement with what some people hold true.

      Ghandi himself found this true. Did he not disagree with British rule and their poor care of his people? Did that not spark him to act in his so famous way?

    • Dominator957

      9 years ago

      Right off the block, lets get this strait. I have nothing wrong with what you say. Only the way you say it.
      If your going to question me, and disagree, then I have to stress the importance that you see me as an equal. Not a lesser.
      The words "Son" and the use of Your pity, as if it had a higher meaning, are the problems.
      I am perfectly willing to talk to you and see what you have to say, but not if your going to act like you are above me.

    • JackassIam

      9 years ago

      I thank you for the attempt. Maybe it'll show up.

    • JackassIam

      9 years ago

      Send a friend request you crazy bastard.

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      OH MY GOD!!! HE LIVES!!!

    • WNxArrakis

      9 years ago

      That was the Fibonacci sequence...

    • tangwar

      9 years ago

      yea ^_^ it can be a little hard to find the letters in it lol. But the cool thing is that i only need to add one line to it and it then becomes light dark and john (my name) so thats whats realy cool ^_^

      thanks for the coment too ^_^

    • theLPgoonie

      9 years ago

      it was a short arrow. i believe 26". i pull 31".

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Well I wouldn't want to be damaging you anyway... there's no fun in that!

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Haven't slept in a waterbed since I was a kid... but then again, maybe I wouldn't be sleeping much anyway... smiley8.gif

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Yeah, and I'm not such a fan of the humidity either... hell, I might decide in a few years to move to the US anyway just to get away from my family... can I crash on your couch for a bit? smiley0.gif

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Ha ha!! I think not babe, sorry... Well, we can always hope...

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      At least one of those option would mean me moving to the US... not exactly my cup of tea...

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I have only one problem with that solution though...

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      mrps4200's solution to my man problem...

      A) Be with Coffee. That'll scare all other guys away

      B) Its called a shotgun. they're fun to shoot. try it!


      smiley0.gif

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Oh, well in that case... smiley0.gif

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Screw it she just needs to move to Antarctica and wear a tuxedo.
      Fraid that is the only way to get rid of 99.9% of us love.


      But I don't want to get rid of all of them, it's just too complicated right now...

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Well you know my answer but I think my answer is the same as the problem lol


      Yeah, there are a number of solutions that'd cause just as many problems...

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Hey hey sexy! smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Weebee

      9 years ago

      not alert raping, just catching up....
      and at the time I started I didn't notice you were online smiley0.gif

      anyhow, there's people on my watch list that I've got 80 journals to comment on... so yeah....
      smiley8.gif

    • MichyGeary FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Red vs. Blue Forum Moder

      9 years ago

      Well, feel free to bring back the original one and you can add another 15 pages to it. smiley8.gif

    • MichyGeary FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Red vs. Blue Forum Moder

      9 years ago

      Your thread wasn't locked because of me. Someone else made a thread months ago, and the rules are that you don't duplicate. I'm sorry that your thread got locked, but don't blame it on me, please. Those are just the rules of the site.

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Oh I think this guy will be at best Mr Right for Now... I know him too well to know that it's got real potential...

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Well honey, you don't really have to try... I just can't let you win that easily... smiley0.gif

    • HonestMan67

      9 years ago

      thanks

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Well that's good, I was starting to think you didn't love us anymore...

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      So spunky, how's life treating you?

    • cold_arrow FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Aww honey, you know I'll always be yours really... smiley0.gif

    • mattiecore FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Things are hectic. I'm working 4 jobs just to keep up with all my bills.

      The good thing is that they're all on-campus jobs, which only pay $5.25/hr (hence needing 4 of them to make payments). Within the next week, though, I'm hoping to hear back from a couple places off-campus that will actually put my intelligence to work: one place is a logistics corporation, the other is an account management position at a local bank. Both of which pay well

      Other that that things are really going well. I picked up an English minor (as a junior...I hope I can finish it, haha), and I'm pumped about it. Can't wait for next semester

    • OASAAS

      9 years ago

      and what i said to antx

      "do you really think they'll let me have a boom stick on campus?"

    • Weebee

      9 years ago

      Well, if it isn't my friend First name coffeenut... last name unknown... hmm.... smiley8.gif
      Thanks for the mods, I was wondering where I got'em from smiley4.gif
      well, I'll catch-up with ya later.

      § Weebee §

    • killthem

      9 years ago

      Feel the pain of being on the most modded list.

      *evil laugh*

    • I_R_Tucker

      9 years ago

      I don't like RvB. I like coming in and talking to you guys. you and Griff and Drizzt and all the others make me laugh.

    • darkkodiak

      9 years ago

      you are the best mate

      how in hell can i repay you

    • Perato

      9 years ago

      Its going ok I guess. As you know, an airman pretty much gets forced Air Force dick all day, so I end up doing alot of shit nobody else has to do (and the sick part is I can't say it has to be done, cuz the floor doesn't need cleaning just after it was cleaned) But other than that, the F-117s are cool, old, pieces of crap. They are getting rid of them anyway, getting 22s in a couple years. how are you doing?

    • jeepguy

      9 years ago

      nice!..well i'm in college now...gettin in the new life pretty well...nothin really big goin on otherwise...18 now *yesssssss*

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