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    • CplSkinner


      9 years ago

      Saturday morning, just the other side of Hudson School. 19 guys with paintball guns running around in a ~100' x 50' woody patch next to a cow pasture. five games in five hours. I was on the yellow team with 10 and all the new players. First game, we got 6 of them before they got all of us and took the flag. Second game, we switched positions and lasted about another 10 minutes. Third game we gave them one newbie and Mr. Bond(see older paintball posts) and got a couple of good guys, including my brother. We got 3 or 4 of them before they got two of our guys at the same time. we ended up winning with 3 guys on our side, two of which were on the other end of the field guarding the flag. Fourth game, 3 left because of time, 5 went to get ammo, and 1 didn't play. we got all but one before Austin started getting our guys out one by one to win the game. Game five, we got the guys who went for an ammo run back, but Austin left. We Kicked Butt. but one of their guys bent the rules quite a bit and got the 3 on our side that got out.

    • CplSkinner

      405th Marine Battalion

      9 years ago

      405th Marine Battalion Dog Company platoon leaders are full. Once my platoon leaders have reported in, we will be recruting squad leaders and squad members.

    • CplSkinner

      Platoon leaders

      9 years ago

      I am looking for four platoon leaders for the 405th Marine Battalion.

      in the unit so far: Bossk95, Commander of the 405th, Weps, Spec Ops lead, Sgt Death, artillary, and me Infantry.

      Update: Pajamaman109 is in charge of first platoon, Revolver1138 is in charge of second platoon, and ManMcMan gets third platoon.

      I still need a leader for fourth platoon.

    • CplSkinner

      What the Ranks REALLY Mean.

      9 years ago


      Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid typhoons, gives policy to God.


      Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if sea is calm, talks to God.

      LT. COLONEL:

      Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster than a speeding BB, walks on water in indoor swimming pool, talks to God if a DA-4187 request form is approved.


      Barely clears Quonset hut, loses tug-of-war with switch-engine, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, is occasionally addressed by God.


      Makes high marks by trying to leap buildings, is run over by locomotive, can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury, dog paddles, talks to animals.


      Runs into buildings, recognizes locomotives two out of three times, is not issued ammunition, can stay afloat if properly instructed in the Mae-West, talks to walls.


      Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings, says look at the Choo-Choo, wets himself, plays in mud puddles, mumbles to himself.


      Lifts tall buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotives off the tracks, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them, freezes water with a single glance, HE IS GOD.

    • CplSkinner


      9 years ago

      The contest is over.
      The winners are: UrMother third place. RifleTwoOne second place. Weps First place.

    • CplSkinner


      9 years ago

      What weapons and equipment would you want if you set up an ambush?

      It's you and three teamates against a whole platoon. You have the element of surprise.

      Rules: You only get two(2) long arms, (SMGs ARs BRs SRs SAWs LMGs Anti-Armor weapons.) one(1) handgun, a knife, plus equipment.

      Equipment includes Mines, Tools, Body Armor etc.

      Reasons why you chose your weapns and explaining your stratagy might help.

      If you break the rules, your post will get deleted.

      First Prize: 5 mods.
      Second Prize: 3 mods.
      Third Prize:1 mod.

    • CplSkinner

      More Military Humor

      9 years ago

      Military Rules
      U.S. Marine Corps Rules:

      1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
      2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
      3. Have a plan.
      4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
      5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
      6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
      7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
      8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
      9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
      10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
      11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
      12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
      13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

      Navy SEALS Rules:

      1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
      2. Kill every living thing within view.
      3. Adjust speedo.
      4. Check hair in mirror.

      U.S. Army Rangers Rules:

      1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
      2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
      3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
      4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
      5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

      U.S. Army Rules:

      1. Select a new beret to wear.
      2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
      3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.

      US Air Force Rules:

      1. Have a cocktail.
      2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
      3. See what's on HBO.
      4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
      5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint presentation.
      6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
      7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
      8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
      9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.

      US Navy Rules:

      1. Go to Sea.
      2. Drink Coffee.
      3. Watch porn.
      4. Deploy the Marines.

    • CplSkinner

      just to see who paying attention

      9 years ago

      first poster gets three mods.
      second gets one.

    • CplSkinner

      Military Humor

      9 years ago

      This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a U. S. naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.

      Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

      Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

      Americans: "This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, DIVERT YOUR course."

      Canadians: "No. I say again, you divert YOUR course."

      Americans: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north...that's one-five-degrees North, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship."

      Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

      Semper Fi.

    • CplSkinner

      The Rest of the Story

      9 years ago

      Game four. Me and my brothers vs John, Jeramy, Austin and Zach. James and Zeek left. The house that I mentiond near the end of my last journal is now the battle ground. It is about 30 by 20 feet with the main room running the length of the house, and the other half is split up into two rooms with every room having access to the others. With the front door block off by the porch roof, (you can still squeez by) two windows on each side, though the ones along the left side still have screens and actual windows. Although you can fire out from around the screen. And one more window in the great room facing the back. plus a door in the small back room. I set up at the back window, with Aaron at the front right one, and Andrew in the front small room. After about a minute of waiting, Andrew spots one moving to the back of the house. A few seconds later I see him peek around the back and take a potshot or two. he ducks back. after about a minute of fireing to make them duck or run back, Austin gets a few shots off at Aaron at 'danger close' and Aaron goes down like in the WWII movies csreeming that he's hit. After Aaron leaves, I move into the small back room move back and forth between a few spots. after not much action, Andrew get's someone. then I get someone. (I still don't know who went when.) then Adrew get's one more and the last guy calls off the attack. It is now Tuesday and Aaron has two bruses that show no signs of going away for now.

      Game Five. Ambush Me, Zeek (who has yet to get a kill) Andrew and Austin. Vs three new arivals and the two brothers. I mentioned the battlefeild in one of my previous posts. it start off with the other team getting Zeek. then I see them moving along, looking for people hiding in the brush (like me) I see one moving up on the far side, and guess (correctly) that there is one on this side. But I don't see the third guy moving along behind them. so I get in a quick firefight, then get pinned down, the the third guy pops up out of nowhere and shoot me in the mask inside the danger zone. The paint hits so hard it feels like course sand blown by a hard wind THROUGH MY MASK! After about 20 minutes, the rest of the guys come out of the woods with the report that my team won by the barrel of a gun. (it took a couple of hits)

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  • Comments (51)

    • DStranger17


      8 years ago

      Hey whats up?

    • Saint1900


      8 years ago

      Semper Fi, Motivator

    • redsucks2224


      8 years ago

      I totally gree with being pro military. America's military is the best their is!!!

    • oCABOOSEo


      8 years ago

      were the fuck have u been?

    • Fascism


      9 years ago

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    • rvbrules


      9 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
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      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      Keep going down
      Keep going
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      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • bossk95


      9 years ago

      CplSkinner you need to have all of your platoon leaders to report to me, ManMcMan and Pajamaman101 are ok, but i have to have the other two report to me, they have seven days



      9 years ago

      if u wanna stay on my friends list come coment my journal

    • bossk95


      9 years ago

      please vote again for me, and against monkey_bacon

    • ikillnazis


      9 years ago

      Im having a friends list clean out, comment in my journal if you want to stay