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    • CraigtheCat

      LAID OFF, MOVING, GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      6 years ago

      Unfuckingbelievable.

      -Lost my job. Boss was forced to lay off the person with the least time there(me). No longer a rent a cop. I'm unemployed.

      -Roomate who has some terminal illness told me today he can't afford both a Appt. and his medicine anymore.
      -I figure, "Ok, no problem. Me and my brother, who is my other roomate, can find a nice 2 bd. place for cheap."
      -Talk to my brother, HE FOUND A GREAT 2 BD. PLACE!! :D
      -"I feel it's time for me to live by myself." .... -_- He tells me.
      -After screaming, yelling, cussing, and obscene gestures at him for a few minutes I leave.
      -Talk to my mom...She says I can come back in.
      :(
      -I know my brother felt guilty because when I went back to the appt. He bought me a candy bar -_-
      Yeah that makes up for it Dude...Candy Bar...ALL IS BETTER NOW THANKS TO CANDY BAR! >_<

      FUCK THE ECONOMY. FUCK GEORGE BUSH FOR SPENDING OUR MONEY. FUCK WOMEN. FUCK MY BOSS. FUCK YOU. FUCK ME. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      fuck.

    • CraigtheCat

      Girls are strange

      6 years ago

      This girl thats been stalking me...I took her on a date with the intent to be such a bastard ass date that she'd stop liking me. So that I wouldn't have to hurt her feelings. See, I'm not too fond of her. Nice girl. Good body. Nice eyes. Just odd shaped nose & lips that bugs me. Yes I'm shallow, I know.

      The date went like this:

      -I dressed like a bum...Hair uncombed, sweatshirt, and jeans with a tear in them.
      -She drove for an hour to see me today; she also paid for friend to fill in for her at work.
      -She paid for us to bowl, get ice cream.
      -I didn't get ANY doors for her.
      -I insulted her a lot
      -I dumped a pile of trash outside my car while getting ice cream.
      -I stared at her butt the entire time we were bowling. :D
      -I talked shit and insulted the waitress that brought us ice cream.

      Essentially, I was the WORST DATE EVER. Yet she STILL kissed me after it! AND texted me for an hour afterwards!!! :D

      Woman sure are funny :P

    • CraigtheCat

      College = Gay

      7 years ago

      Well today I got my billing for the Summer Session.
      I took two classes, so my bill should be around $1200.
      Open it up...$1750 >_<

      Apparently, the god damned retarded ass raping monkey licking college is too retarded to know that IF I NEVER PAY FOR A CLASS, NOR SHOW UP. THAT MEANS I DONT WANT TO BE IN THE CLASS!!!! YOU FUCKING MORONS!

      I was charged an extra couple hundred for a Theatre Class I never took. Plus late fees.
      O_-

      Wait! It gets better!!!! It's too late to drop that class...So I HAVE to pay....$550 to get an F in a class...Ain't that grand?

      Well if I get an F, my scholarship which was paying my tuition, plus $1500 over for being teh smart pocket money will be gone.

      >_<...God I wish this college had a Bell Tower....I'd climb up there....open up my briefcase....Look down at the students below....And open fire(with my paintball gun)

      *In case your retarded...That was a Austin, TX guy-who-climbed-the-bell-tower-and-sniped-people relation.

    • CraigtheCat

      Party Week - I fucked my leg - My Grades

      7 years ago

      ---Party Week---

      May 16th - Work party/Metallica in Phx.
      May 20th - WWE Wrestling
      May 22nd - Movie Bash(Ironman, Indiana Jones, etc.)
      May 23rd - Houstin Trip/Cousins wedding
      May 27th - Camping Trip/Motocross

      Now THATS how to enjoy my two weeks of no work, no school!!! :D

      ---I fucked my leg---
      3rd day of riding my brand new bike...I fuck up and injure myself.
      Was screwing around in the hills near my house. Hit a small jump.
      Hit a rock. Bike jerks to the right. I put my left leg out to stop from falling over and dumping the bike...My leg doesn't like it and gives out to the left...I bruised the fuck out of it, but the docs say it'll be Ok after a few more days of a brace and crutches!!!

      ---My grades---
      Sociology- A
      Math- C
      Psychology-A
      Comp & Rhet-A
      Music-D

    • CraigtheCat

      I am the KING of AWKWARD!!!! :D

      7 years ago

      For some reason...my awkward moment meter was off the scale today...

      -After work I was walking up a hill to the library...I wasnt paying attention...just staring off into space....when I look at the path ahead, I see this cute kinda weird girl is zipping up her pants...I smile, she smiles....she mutters, "I was zipping up my pants..haha." I get awkward, and reply, "I uh...didn't see anything."

      -Dinner with the family today...very cute server named Natasha...Natasha asks what we want to eat...I reply, "Breef Taco plate." With my voice cracking on the 'R'.

      -Natasha asks if we want a new bowl of chips...I say, "Yes, please." I hand her the bowl....except she grabs the part of the bowl that contained the dip...she grabbed a fist full of chip dip, thanks to me.

      -At the end of the dinner, I'm standing waiting for the bill to be paid...I notice Natasha has a very stylish gold chain necklace with her name on it...I admire it for a few seconds...I look up, and to my suprise Natasha is staring at me with a blank expression on her face...
      I'm 100% sure she thought I was staring at her rack.

      :D I AM THE MUTHAFUCKIN KING OF MAKING AWKWRD MOMENTS WITH CUTE GIRLS!!!!UNCONTESTED BABY!!!!!

    • CraigtheCat

      SNOWBOARDING - Sinrise, AZ.

      7 years ago

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      Long way down...
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      Me n' my buddy
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      Chairlifts never look soo good...My mustache is hairy in this pic
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      I tore that bunny hill UP
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      I LOOK CHINESE!!! PING PONG CHAO MAIN!!!!
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    • CraigtheCat

      Update

      7 years ago

      -I'm 20 now, word to your mother
      -Her name is Simone, and shes fucking awesome
      -I'm getting a tattoo as soon as my asshat friend Ben finishes drawing it....asshat
      -Obama in '08
      -Hillary in '0FUCKINGNEVER
      -Rebecca is a bitch with man hands and a jew nose
      -Vodka solves all problems, including the aftertaste from drinking vodka

      That is all....

    • CraigtheCat

      Might quit the job

      7 years ago

      I really do like it there...Decent coworkers, Cool bosses, easy, solid hours.
      But it might be a little too hard to try to get over Rebecca, while having to see her nearly everyday... -_-
      I'll see tomorrow how it is...

      Maybe she'll be cool, and help make the transition easy...Maybe she'll be a bitch...and put salt on the wound.

      On a plus side, I got an internship with a Forest Service Agent over the summer...$10.50 an hour, guaranteed career if I do it for 3 summers with my degree...Not bad.

    • CraigtheCat

      Am I Insane?

      7 years ago

      Yeah be honest. Do you think I'm crazy?

      Why the fuck do I let myself get soo god damned worked up over girls. I let them control me, without controlling me. If that makes sense....Which it doesn't.
      -I've never stalked a girl
      -I've never hit a girl
      -Worst thing I've called a girl to her face was 'bitch' to Rebecca, and we were both drunk.
      -I've never taken advantage of a girl

      So I don't think I'm a stalker, I dunno. Maybe theres just a screw lose up in my brain, and maybe some therapy could help it.

      Ok, enough bitching, EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR! BE SAFE!

    • CraigtheCat

      Being the nice guy = Sucks

      7 years ago

      Yesterday the girl I have a crush on, Rebecca. Hinted that she'd turn me down if I asked her out.
      "Lets just let things be, k?" She said during a text.
      Guess she was serious when she said she was taking a break from the whole dating scene -_-

      Well, instead of asking her out, getting dissapointed, etc.
      I'm simply going to explain that I like her, my family likes her, and my friends likes her.
      She really is the prettiest girl I've ever taken infront of them...

      How shes the only girl I've been able to talk to in the blistering cold for 5 hours, and not be bored.
      How shes the FIRST person, aside from me, to drive my car...
      How I felt honored that after a month of knowing her, she revealed her deepest secrets to me.(1 of 2 people in the world shes told)
      Give her roses and say when your ready for a relationship, I'll be ready.

      :( Yeah.

      No victory, no battle to be won.

  • About Me

    PRESS CTRL + W TO BE MY FRIEND!!!!

    I'm Craig, I have an obese cat. I'm in my Freshmen Year at WNMU, studying Criminal Justice. Hope to one day be in the ATF. No I won't be your friend.
    Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously has'nt tried slamming a revolving door

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  • Comments (2465)

    • humbledone

      humbledone

      5 years ago

      i know i have probably not ever talked to you before but i cannot believe halo_fangirl deleted her account...sadness

    • ShOeLaCe_E

      ShOeLaCe_E

      5 years ago

      Hey, long time no talk?
      How are you>?

    • WolfEyed_Grl

      WolfEyed_Grl

      6 years ago

      wow. that sounds... fucked. :P

    • halo_fangirl

      halo_fangirl

      6 years ago

      soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo have you banged her yet?! smiley0.gif

    • FleurDeMal

      FleurDeMal

      6 years ago

      Haha that's part of it XD Ummm The second POTC and I can't find the second LOTR anywhere... stupid thing... and then some other cute-sie gross stuff... and then this shiny thing... O__O

    • FleurDeMal

      FleurDeMal

      6 years ago

      I will when I can. Probably his birthday.

    • FleurDeMal

      FleurDeMal

      6 years ago

      it's not a very good pic of either of us, i just wanted to get one on here :P

    • CraigtheCat

      CraigtheCat

      6 years ago

      ....I would like to "Aye" that request! :P

    • halo_fangirl

      halo_fangirl

      6 years ago

      You shit! hahahaha they are not boxer shorts....but boxer pants ^.^

      calm down I got a request for a jean pic with thong straps sticking out below the piercings

    • Metallica734

      Metallica734

      6 years ago

      well thank you! ^_^